VIIII
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Hello! Welcome Back! The story line has been kinda changed…
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The Farmer and his men had just nocked their arrows when a huge crash was heard. "What the hell was that!" shouted Maggot loudly. Seven arrows from Gandalf's army broke through the window and hit the wall. The crash was a box sliding off a pile of laundry.
"Surrender!" shouted a voice.
"Never! Rus!" shouted one of Maggot's friends. That was Girr. The other two were; Frank and Stippy. They fired their arrows at Gandalf. "Grahr!" screamed Girr. Gandalf easily deflected the shafts with his staff. Twang whack thud. The one arrow shot towards the hobbits. A hobbit fell over and died before he hit the ground. The arrow had shot him in the head.
"You will be killed!" screamed Gandalf "Volley!" The hobbits ran to their stations. The bowmen fired their shafts screaming with rage. The arrows clattered harmlessly against the house. "Light 'em up!" yelled their commander. The hobbits set flame to their arrows. "Fire!" The arrows whistled through the air. They hit the wall of the house. and began to burn. Good thing I soaked the wall with water. Thought Maggot.
"Fire!" shouted Maggot. The friends shot their bows and hit true. Three hobbits lay dead in the battlefield. A low trumpeting noise was heard. The armies stopped firing shafts at each other. Someone screamed.
"The Bucklanders! They've come to fight!" screamed the army of Gandalf. Only when the Bucklanders fired their arrows at them did they realize; they've come to fight us. A mighty bloodbath occurred. The Bucklanders fought and killed bravely.
"We have come to kill Gandalf the Capitalist!" they cried. "Death! And charge!" Stippy ran out to fight. He grabbed sword and a wooden shield. He was slain fighting Gandalf; Gandalf killed him with Glamdring, the sword. Girr still shot his yellow shafts out into his enemies. Maggot grabbed a sword and his family shield.
"Release the dogs! Send them out to kill!" shouted Maggot to Frank. Frank ran outside to the pen that held the dogs. An arrow hit him in the back. He fell over and pulled the pin in the gate. Another arrow whizzed into Frank. He stood up and charged his attacker; he never made it.
The dogs ran out into the war. Barking insanely and biting everything they fought. Maggot put up poles in the door. The Bucklanders were having success by riding stolen ponies onto the army of Gandalf. Gandalf shot his staff at the house. "I will have this house! You are under siege!" Gandalf broke open the door with five blasts from his staff.
"Come out and fight, you cowards!" shouted Gandalf to Girr and Maggot. "Or I'll come in myself!" The two defenders ran outside shooting bows and waving their swords.
"DEATH!" they screamed. Gandalf slew the two rushing hobbits, but not before he got some arrows in him and a few cuts from Maggot's sword. The Bucklanders had their steeds shot from under them and were killed immediately. The war for Maggot's Farm was over.
Gandalf took no prisoners, even Old Took was killed. "We have won my people! We are obviously the favor of the gods!" The hobbits cheered and screamed with passion. "We have won our first war. We will continue to win! We will conquer Middle Earth!"
The hobbits cheered more and more. "First we must find the traitors; Frodo and Sam. Go now and kill them!"
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Frodo and Sam
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"'Ey! Mr. Baggins. Where are we going? They had passed through Maggot's crops a week ago. They were joined by Merry and Pippen.
"We are going to the 'Prancing Pony' or some weird pub."
"Really!" asked Merry
"Yes."
Pippen stepped in dog shit. "Oh gad dammit."
"Haw-haw!" laughed Sam
Whooooooooooooooooosssshh… whooooosh…. "I think we should geroff the road." said Frodo shakily.
"Whatever."
"Get off the road! Quick!"
"But there is some mushr-!"
Frodo pulled his friends underneath a large dead tree. A huge fat hooded man rode up to the tree. He jumped off his hellish steed causing a minor earthquake and… sniffed.
Frodo grabbed for his ring. He tried to slip it onto his fat finger, but Merry hit him in the face. Blood spurted out of his nose. The fat rider looked at the flowing stream of blood coming from the roots of the tree. He got down close and started lick the bloodstained roots. "Holy shit." whispered Sam. The fat hooded rider sat up and screeched "Bloody Mary!" in it's language. It sounded like a pig being speared by a sword to the hobbits.
Pippen threw the mushrooms away to the right. The huge fat man flew after them. "RUN!" screamed Merry.