Babysitting

Disclaimer: I don't own Transformers. Or the Mongols.

Babysitting

Ben was not having a good day. Apparently, Eris and her husband were in their second honeymoon in Venice, where Ben just happened to be trying to detonate a certain bomb. Eris beat him up and, as punishment, put him in charge of babysitting her kids and grandkids, along with their friends.

Ben grumbled as he strode into the base.

At least the other Autobots would be there to help him.

Odd. No one was home. Then he saw the note.

Ben:

We have gone on Vacation. You have to watch the little Demons yourself.

love

-The Autobots

Ben ran to the phone and dialed it madly.

"This is the Decepticon Moonbase..." He heard.

"Yes! There's uhhh...a new Minicon here! Yeah! That's it! A new Minicon!" Ben yelled into the phone.

"We're sorry. We cannot dominate you today. The Decepticons are on vacation with the Autobots. Have an Evil day!" said the overly cheery recording.

Ben then said a few words that due to their content, will not be allowed to be repeated.

Indeed, he was screwed.

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Then came the group: Koji, with the twins, Rad and his friends, save Carlos, who died of a nosebleed previously.

"I no wanna babysit!" The half- bat muttered.

Koji folded his arms. " I'm 30, for goodness sake! Why are you babysitting me!"

Ben shrugged.

"'Cause your mommy told me to."

Koji's face flushed. He then yelled some words that will not be repeated.

The twins, upon hearing naughty words, ran into the room and started asking hundreds of questions.

"Why are you batty? Does anyone love you? Are you crazy? Why are you so lame? Why were you even born? Are you evil? What's up with you and fire? Why did Grandma trust us to a dip(censored) like you?"

Ben simply raised his hands above his head and ran.

He tripped over Rad and Alexis, who were deep in the process of making out.

"There will be none of that while I'm here!" Ben yelled in his helium voice.

Rad gave him the finger, but otherwise ignored him. As did Alexis.

A time hole opened up behind them. Ben had a crazy grin and pushed them in. He laughed crazily, then let loose a sigh of contention.

Koji ran up behind Ben. " Mom's gonna be pissed when you tell her you lost her kids in time."

Ben eyes bulged in fear. "Oh SHIT!" He grabbed Koji and the twins, and thrust them all in the portal, and jumped in after them.

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Flash!

Ben appeared on a flat plain. He put his hand on his head and rubbed, because that was where he landed.

"Owch...that hurt!" He whined to himself.

He then saw hundereds of ancient people riding on horseback with flamethrowers.

"This seems...altogether too familiar..." He trailed.

He then saw the leader of the group.

Genghis Khan, himself.

And next to him was the past version of himself, wearing Mongolian garb.

"Well, thanks Genghis, Ol' buddy! I'll be seein' ya soon!" Ben heard his past self say.

Genghis rode up to the hill the Present Ben was hiding behind.

"Ben, is that you? Back already!" Genghis asked.

"How did you knkow it was me?" Ben asked innocently.

Genghis laughed. "I saw smoke. And when there's smoke, there's fire. And when there's fire, there's you! Ha!"

Ben smiled, then remembered what he had done before arriving in this time.

"Oh Crap! Have you seen other people here?" Ben asked.

Genghis shrugged. "We're nomads. What do you think?"

Ben looked possibly the most fearsome, ruthless man on Earth ever, and stared him down.

"GENGHIS..." He growled, the Enraged angel nearly out.

Genghis shrunk down a bit. "Ok, Okay, don't go all Pompeii on me! There's a few in my Yurt, waiting for you!"

Ben bowed, all menace out of his voice. " Thank you, old buddy."

Genghis bowed. "t's my honor, blood brother."

Ben strode into the yurt. The twins, Koji, and the survival gear were all there.Where were Rad and Alexis?

Ben turned to Genghis. "There was a young man and a woman here, err, showing affection, if you get my meanin'..."

Genghis shrugged and grinned. " I know. We killed them and devoured their giblets for breakfast."

Images of Eris removing Ben's innards and giblets flashed in Ben's mind. He fainted on the floor.

"Just kidding. Ooh. That's not good." Genghis noted, seeing the fainted Archangel on the floor in the fetal position.

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Two hours later, Genghis woke Ben up.

"Good news! My scouts found your friends!"

Ben bolted up. " WHERE!"

Genghis frowned. " That is the bad news. The Chinese have captured them."

A sickening thought came into Ben's head.

"Hey Genghis, on my calender that I gave you, what is today?"

Genghis counted on his fingers. "November 21. Why?"

Ben's eyes widened in fear. "OH SHIT! This is Eris's first honeymoon!"

Genghis shrugged. "So?"

Ben grabbed Genghis. "She and her husband went to China for their first honeymoon. If she findsn out...Ah SHITSHITSHITSHIT.."

"So why was the past you here?" Genghis asked the exasperated half-bat.

A sweat drop appeared on Ben's forehead.

"So that I could stop you from conquering China for their honeymoon. Remember!"

"Oh Yeah.Sorry!"