Babysitting-chap.2
In a Chinese dungeon...
Rad and Alexis were bound with chains.
"You know, I'm part Demon. I can just get out." Rad trailed.
The guard snickered. "No, you can't."
"Why?" Alexis asked.
The guard had an evil grin. "We made these shackles on our young Demon friend here to hold a certain Archangel..."
Rad's eyes bulged. "No..."
Alexis was confused. "What's going on? We don't know any Archangels!"
Rad hung his head, and crossed his foot in the dirt innocently. "err...I meant to tell you. Uncle Ben is actually a fallen Archangel. And so is Grandma."
Alexis's eyes bulged. "You mean he's not just a crazy mutie?"
The guard grabbed Rad. "What? Your uncle is who?"
Rad made a sort of estimate with his arms. "He's about this tall, and has a helium-ish voice. He's got bat ears."
The guard made some babbling noises and ran off.
"What the Hell was that?" Alexis asked.
"I dunno." Rad muttered.
"Alright, we're trapped in a Chinese dungeon. Things can't get a lot worse. What other secrets have you kept from me?" Alexis pressed.
"Well, let's see. My Mom is a hologram, my dad is partially demon and Archangel, my Grandpa is officially Optimus, Uncle Ben is an Archangel...And some other stuff."
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meanwhile---
There were two guards outside the dungeon.
Ben's party was hidden in the trees.
"Ok, now how are we gonna get past them without alerting the rest?" Koji asked the group.
Ben pulled out a rocket launcher.
"NO!" Koji said, smacking Ben's hand.
"tububububububu..." Ben muttered.
He pulled out a grenade.
"NO!" Koji said again, slapping his hand yet again.
"Fine, I'll assassinate them quietly." Ben grumbled.
"No. You're an idiot." Koji said, but before he finished, Ben had disappeared.
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Guard 1 looked at guard 2, over about 20 yards away. Then, he felt a coldness.
He looked behind him at the grinning shadow, holding its weapon menacingly.
He tried to scream, but was dead before his mouth opened.
Guard 2 heard a thud and looked at Guard 1's lifeless body.
"What the..." He then caught sight of his assailant.
It was a cute little guy with bat wings.
"Awww..." Guard 2 said before the little guy was all over him.
"Hey! What are you doi..." He fell, dead.
And then there was no trace of the killings, save the bodies, and one thing...
A bloody pine needle.
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Koji and the rest of the group, even Genghis stared at Ben in shock.
"You assassinated them with a pine needle!" Koji burst.
"Yeah." Ben said coolly.
"But...how?" Koji asked.
Ben shrugged. "Tricks of the trade, my boy, tricks of the trade."
Genghis then signaled, and they ran into the dungeon.
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"And your goldfish Sammy died, but only because Ben filled his bowl with cola instead of water and..." Rad kept on revealing all of the secrets he had kept from Alexis.
Alexis stared at him. "I think I liked it better before I knew."
The guard ran by, screaming. His head was on fire.
And then Rad heard that same obnoxious helium voice.
"Rad! Alexis! I'm here to save you!" The Archangel yelled.
And then Rad saw the man he thought was history's most fearsome.
Genghis Khan.
He (Genghis) broke down the cell door, and ripped off the chains.
"Ow." Rad complained.
Alexis was scared stiff.
"Old buddy of mine." The half-bat explained.
"oh." Rad said timidly.
"HAHA! YOU FELL INTO MY TRAP!" A deep masculine voice yelled.
And through the wall burst a man in yellow and orange spandex.
"It is I, Dick Davie: hunter of the Supernatural! I've got you now, rogue time errr...thing!" The spandex-wearing man yelled.
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! He found me!" The half-bat Archangel cried out, eyes bulging.
"What the..." Koji started, as he watched Ben go tearing off in the opposite direction of the weird spandex guy.
The guy in spandex ran after him. "Come back here, fiend!"
"LEMME ALONE, YOU FREAK!" The half-bat yelled.
And then the crazy spandex guy burst into song.
"Dick Davie...(dadadada-(musical accompaniment) ) always captures his prey!"(Corny superhero tune)
Ben turned back, after being cornered at a tree.
"Augh! Again with the singing! I hate you!" Ben yelled., as he tried to fly past him.
He crashed to the ground.
"Dick Davie! Always has a force field to stop the supernatural!" The guy in spandex narrated/sung.
Ben got up and ran around the field, back toward the group.
"Stop! Dick Davie Has to capture you!" Davie yelled./sung.
Alexis slapped her forehead.
"Uncle Davie must have finished that time jump thingy. That's why he's gotta be back here."
"YOU KNOW THIS GUY!" Ben yelled as he ran past Alexis.
"Yeah. He's kinda got a hobby of collecting the Supernatural." Alexis said, embarrassed.
"I KNOW! HE'S CHASED ME FOR CENTURIES! HE'S OUT TO GET ME!" Ben yelled as he ran up the wall.
"How did you escape him before?" Rad asked.
"Eris beat the crap out of him while I ran." Ben said.
"Why don't you get her to do that now?" Rad asked, sensibly.
The twins giggled. "'Cause Grama will beat the SHIT out of him for pulling us back here."
Dick Davie ran by, wielding a souped-up Vacuum.
"Dick Davie! Has the Vacuum- Of Super- Justice! Prepare to be sucked into its suction of might!" Davie sung/ yelled.
"Aagh!" Ben yelled.
"Come back! My Nemesis! You must be captured! For Examination! So we can dissect you and find out what makes you tick!" Davie sung.
Ben stood upside down on the roof.
"Get me now, you hunting FREAK!" Ben yelled down.
Davie raised his Vacuum.
"Dick Davie! Doesn't have to do so to catch a freak such as yourself!" Davie sung.
He then flipped on the switch, and Ben was sucked inside.
"AUGH! LET ME OUT!" Ben yelled from inside.
"Dick Davie! Has finally captured his prey!" Davie sung/ yelled.
Genghis Khan walked up to Davie, and cracked his knuckles.
"I suggest you let him go, Mr. Davie, or things might get rough." Genghis said menacingly.
"Dick Davie! Doesn't have anything to fear as long as he has his force field!" Davie sung/ retorted.
"Besides! Dick Davie! Has lain the perfect trap! He led the freak here and caused all of this mayhem, even putting him in Venice in the first place!" He continued singing.
"THAT WAS YOU!" Ben yelled from the vacuum. "YOU CAUSED THIS! I HAD TO BABYSIT THESE DEMONS AND THIS IS YOUR PLAN! AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!"
He shattered the vacuum, and was growing fast.
"What's he doing?" Davie asked Genghis, now too scared to sing.
"He's gonna kick your ass." Genghis said with a laugh.
"Dick Davie has nothing to fear as long as he has a force field!"
Ben, now the Enraged Archangel, shattered the shield.
"Oh….Shit." Davie cried.
Ben grins wickedly. He cracks his knuckles.
One Ass-whipping later…
Davie lay, bleeding in pain.
The now-back to normal Ben was cracking his neck. He opened up the time hole.
It absorbed them all.
Later…(like ten seconds later)
All of the people from ten seconds ago appeared in the Autobot base, approximately a day after they had began.
Optimus was reading a comic book, and was rather irked that Ben and his companions (complete with horses) decided to appear right in front of him.
"I thought you were on vacation." Ben said accusingly.
"Autobot vacations are notoriously short." Optimus said.