I do not own…smash brothers…I can't take this anymore! Do I have to type in the disclaimer every time?

Marth was dancing to Right said Fred's "I'm too sexy for my shirt." He was also singing along.

"I'm too sexy for-, "and you know how it goes…

Onlookers thought he was crazy, so they started dancing along with him while debating the integrity Marth's sanity.

"He's crazy!" shouted one.

"No, you're crazy!"

"No you!"

"No you!"

"No you!"

And it went on like that until lightning struck them all.

One of the survivors managed to get into a kneeling position. He raises his chin and thrusts his hands towards the sky to shout his lament.

"What have we done to anger the cheese gods!"

A bright light shone upon him.

"Salvation?" he asks timidly.

"You are not fortunate enough, mortal, for it to be," thundered a cold, deep voice. "It is I, The God of Lactose Intolerance!"

"Nooo!" screamed the cheese devotee. He knew he was in trouble by the capitalization of the god's title.

"And now," boomed the god, "you shall suffer a life of diary depravation!"

Just then, a mysterious voice pierced the air. "Not so fast, God of Lacrosse Intolerance!"

One top of the roof of a skyscraper, arms crossed, cape fluttering, was Marth.

"Lacrosse?" echoed the god. "That's a sport, you moron. How is that suppose to be insulting?"

Marth ignored him and jumped of the roof and starts chucking library books at the god.

"Ha!" taunted the god, "what will your puny literature do?"

Marth smiled grimly in triumph. "They are one day past the return date!"

"NOO!" screamed the god as the books struck him, rendering him unconscious.

Marth poses in victory before smashing into the concrete.

Yoshi was in the midst of negotiating a problem. To his left, is a jar of cookies, to his right was a jar of bombs, that was about to go off. He could try to disarm the bombs, but if he wasn't successful, the bomb would take out the jar of cookies. Of course, the cookies might have raisins.

During his dilemma, he hears an ancient voice. "Use the Force!"

So, Yoshi uses the force to levitate the bomb towards him. He goes to get a cookie.

He takes a bite and makes a face. It was all coconut.

The bomb explodes…into action!

"Hey," it requested, "can I take your cookie jar out on a date?"

Yoshi promptly chucks the bomb and jar at a bomb resistant building..., which suddenly explodes into debris, and dust as Godzilla emerges from the roof!

It roars its anger at the little green dinosaur.

"Where are my five dollars," he demands in dinosaur speak.

Yoshi tosses a bill at him.

"HA, you fool," berated the dinosaur. "I now have enough cash to destroy myself!"

The dinosaur slips the five into vending machine that had monster-destroying goods. It spits the bill back out.

The dinosaur mumbles something, straightens the bill, and reinserts it into the currency slot.

Success! A bag of chips lands in the exit slot.

Godzilla holds his prize up high.

"With these chips, my doctor regimented diet is shattered! BWAHAHAH!"

The monster daintily tears the opening with its claws and heads off, munching on a chip every few steps.

Pikachu was disco dancing in a club when Ash steps in, with the intention to ruin the party.

Ash glares at Pikachu through his rainbow shades. "This Party's over, Pikachu."

Pikachu returns the glare with equal animosity.

"It is not over till the last dance!"

They brought their chessboards and start throwing pieces at each other.

"Go queen!" shouts Pikachu.

"Go king!" shouts Ash.

The pieces intersected each other and hit their targets square in the head. They both rubbed their foreheads.

"Well played, Pikachu!"

"Same goes for you, Ash!"

They both ran outside to a waiting jet that took off immediately, causing cars to careen on to sidewalks. Hours later, they landed near the Amazon River.

Ash points a finger at Pikachu. "I challenge you to river dance!"

Pikachu nods. "You're on!"

They pulled out tranquilizer guns and shot each other. They both fall unconscious.

CAN YOU TELL WHAT IS WRONG!

a) Disco is still cool

b) They did not compete through dancing.

c) Pikachu is speaking English.

d) They both had tranquilizer guns.

If you answered a), you are correct ma'am or sir!