Ugh…mid-terms,
sapped me of my will to live. I know I did badly. Sorry if it's
short. Sense of humour is shot. Barely able to squeak this out.
I do not
own smash brothers.
"Run!" shouted the people of Japan, Tokyo. "It's Crapzilla!"
A monstrous, barely anthropomorphic, blob of crap plodded down a crowded intersection, spilling crap everywhere.
"Won't someone save us?" pleaded the citizens.
"Never fear! Super Mario is here!"
Mario was speaking in English so no one understood him. They trampled him on the way out of the city.
"Hey!" he shouted, "if you all leave, who's going to witness my victory!"
He found himself in a deserted city, with only Crapzilla for company. Past monster attacks, have taught the Japanese that quick evacuations were necessary.
"So," asked the blob, "you're a plumber, correct?"
Mario nodded and instantly his hat burst into flames.
The blob laughed haughtily at the plumber. "Witness my pyrokinetic abilities!"
Mario calmly patted out the flames and took out a calculator from his back pocket.
"Quickly," he asked the blob, "what's PI to fifth decimal."
"3.14158," replied the blob confidently.
"Wrong," declared Mario as he showed the results from his calculator display, "it's 3.14159! You lose!"
"NOO!" screamed the blob. Its form begins to break apart. "I'm melting," it wailed. "melting…melting."
As the blob's remains saturated the city, Mario takes out a crown of tin foil and puts it on his head.
"Remember, punk," he said to the putrid waste, "no one messes with the crap king!"