Hello to all, hope you are having a good summer, I know I am. (I'm currently in LA on vacation) So as the summer slips away and school time draws near (tear tear) I have come to rescue you all with a couple of laughs! Ok now I'll stop being all sappy and stupid. Anyhoo, this chapie should be quite good so hope you all enjoy!

Chapter 9

"Uh I think we'll…er….retire for the night..also…" Theodore Nott said from across the circle. "Sure whatever…" Harry said absent mindedly.

Acacia smiled at the group and Theodore picked her up delicately and swung her around. She giggled and kissed him. The two of them disappeared five minutes later behind a third door.

Ginny sighed loudly. "Our number is quickly diminishing." She said with a hint of annoyance. 'Speaking of which…" Seamus said seductively moving closer to her. " No." She said flat out without even looking at him. He looked put out.

" Morag how about you?" He asked giving her what he hoped was a sexy wink. She shrugged. " Meh, could be worse." She muttered before taking Seamus' offered hand. "My god. And I thought I was a slut." Ginny said amusedly after the latter pair had left.

" And we are now back down to four again." Lee said light heartedly. "At least there is an even number of us" he said looking at all of them suggestively.

"Yeah if two of us were to randomly go gay." Draco said sarcastically. "Nothing wrong with it my dear boy." Lee said jovially. Draco glared. "Yeah? And who do you suppose you fuck?" He said sneering. Lee grinned and gave him a wink, Draco looked horrified.

"Hey why don't we see what's left in the chest!" Ginny said animatedly ending the awkward silence that had followed Draco's last comment.

The boys shrugged and followed her to the chest. There were only three items left. A rope, Berty Bott's Every Flavor Beans, and a deck of cards. Ginny grinned and pulled out all three items. She walked to the center of the room and set them down.

She then went and picked up the handcuffs, half-empty box of condoms and the rest of the fire whiskey and placed them next to the other items. She stared at them thinking hard. Then suddenly she took on an evil grin and picked up the cards.

"I have an idea…" she said wickedly opening them, and beginning to shuffle. "Alright then, spill." Lee said, intrigued. "It's a card game…" she began. "Ugh, I hate cards." Harry said pleadingly. "You'll like this game." Ginny said happily. Harry shrugged, it was pointless to argue.

" Alright then." Ginny began. "Each of us picks a suit. Then we draw cards one by one. You will have to do something to the person whose suit you drew depending on the number on the card. You with me?" They all nodded.

" Alright. If you draw a 2 you'll be handcuffed to the person whose suit it was, if you draw a 3 you have to give them a massage. Location is of their choosing." At this she paused and ginned devilishly before continuing.

" If you draw a 4 then you have to serenade them with a love song , if a 5 then drink an entire bottle of fire whiskey. If a 6 kiss them , a 7 is give them a lap dance, 8 is feel them up, if a 9 then strip for them, 10 is special…." She paused for the effect.

" you get to do whatever you wish to them using the rope." She paused again grinning at the looks of horror she received. " If you get a Jack then you make out with them, If you get a Queen then you undress them."

At this she gave Harry a suggestive wink, though his face was still a look of distress. "If you get a King then it is a blow job and Ace is all the way baby!" she finished triumphantly.

"Let's get started!" Lee said energetically. Harry and Draco stared at her with a mix of horror and awe on their faces. "Ready boys?" she asked them innocently.

They nodded dumbfoundedly. Harry came to the conclusion that at this point Ginny was most definitely drunk. He sighed and sat down between her and Draco. "Ok, I'll be hearts." She smiled around at them.

" I want spades." Draco said all of a sudden. " Trump suit eh Malfoy?" she said giggling.

" Harry you can be diamonds and Lee you be clubs." The two boys consented and the game begun.

Alright I know, unspeakably naughty. Meh you people are probably drooling in anticipation for the next chapter. Hmmm… I should really stop thinking out loud…..hang on….or rather on paper…..whatever. I hope you all enjoyed!