HI! I'm back. Sorry for the long wait, I usually update sooner but I just got back from my vacation and I have been lavishing in the last few days before school starts. Blegh, I really don't feel like going into tenth grade. Meh I guess I don't have much of a choice. Ah well. Anyhoo I hope you all enjoy this chapter it is rather amusing. A note for all you sex-hungry Harry/Draco shippers, hold tight, I promise some real action in the next chapter. All right well, have fun and review if you have a heart and bother to take the extra five seconds to leave a nice comment or an exclamation of rage depending on your current mood. Well see you folks later! Toodles! By the way if you guys like my writing I just posted the first chapter of a Lupin/Tonks fic so keep your eyes peeled!
Chapter 11 – Trump suit
Draco leaned forward slowly so that Harry could feel their breath mingling before their lips even touched. He put his hands on either side of Harry's face and pulled him the last inch or so toward his mouth.
Harry practically melted when their lips met. Draco's were so soft and now his hands were in Harry's hair, which by now was even messier than usual. Harry opened his mouth slightly and felt Malfoy's tongue slide in at the opportunity.
Draco's tongue was now doing amazing things to his mouth. Harry could do nothing but kiss back in ecstasy. He put his arms around Draco's head pulling him closer. Draco leaned forward pushing Harry backwards.
Harry complied and soon found himself on the floor with Draco on top of him. Harry gave up worrying about being gay. If he wasn't gay then he was most definitely bi. This was way to good to pass up.
If anyone had suggested that Harry might ever be in the situation he was in now, he would have laughed in their face and told them that it was about as likely as Malfoy becoming a sumo wrestler. Yet here he was lying flat on the floor with a half naked Draco Malfoy straddling him and kissing the living daylights out of him. And even better he was highly enjoying it.
After another couple minutes or so, Draco got off him and offered him a hand. Harry took it and was hoisted back into a sitting position. Draco sat down beside him, considerably closer then before looking extremely pleased with himself and smiling naughtily at the two stunned faces in front of him. "Your turn Lee." He said pleasantly.
Lee grinned back at him and reached for the deck. When he saw what was on the card his mouth curled into a wry smile as he looked pointedly at Draco. Draco took the hint. "Oh god." He said expecting the worst.
Lee flipped the card over to show everyone. It was the 7 of spades. "Fuck." Draco breathed. "Not yet!" Lee replied jovially, as he moved over and plopped down in Draco's lap. "This is wrong on so many levels." He muttered. "Oh no deary just one." Lee smiled as he stroked Draco's chest. " Ugh, I will never be able to live this down." Draco said miserably.
"Wanna bet?" Ginny said with a grin handing the horrified blonde a new bottle of Firewhisky. Finally to the Slytherin's relief Lee got up, this of course was after he downed the whole bottle. It was Ginny's turn again. She greedily reached forward and pulled up the top card.
She stared at it for a moment as if pondering how to use this to the utmost advantage, after a couple seconds she seemed to have decided and a small evil grin touched her lips as she looked up. " It's a ten." She said devilishly. The three boys stared at her wondering who would be her tortured victim.
After waiting for a good long silence of horror she finally said, " Draco…" He blanched. " Why always me?" He cried out in agony. " I'm going to tie you to…" she paused again for the effect, watching his eyes widen and seem to pop out in terror. " Harry." She finished.
" Why ME?" Harry asked mimicking Draco's earlier tone. "Because its hot." She said simply. " Back to back gentlemen." They stared at her. " What?" Draco asked. "Arms behind your backs." She grinned as they slowly obeyed her orders.
She picked up the rope and tied their hands to each other's behind their backs. While she did this she quietly hummed " Poor unfortunate souls" (you know, from the little mermaid) to herself. " Ginny…what the hell are you singing?" Harry asked blandly.
She shrugged. " Dunno its apparently some muggle movie, I heard it from the twins, no idea where they dug that one up." Harry laughed. At this Ginny finished that last knot pulling it a tight as she could making her two victims cry out in pain/gasp.
She giggled. " Damn hot if I say so myself." Draco groaned. Not only had he been the subject of her evil mind but now he was tied back to back with the bloody golden boy, who, in Draco's partially drunken mind had grown more and more appealing throughout the evening.
Now it was Harry's turn. " Damn." He heard Harry say behind him. They then had to proceed to attempt to get over to the card deck as Ginny having been an evil bitch decided not to pick up the card for him.
They were then forced to shamefully shimmy over to the deck on their asses. Harry did the best to draw a card and flip it over with one of his tightly bound hands. The fact that he actually managed to do it without sending both of them toppling over impressed Draco more then almost anything he'd seen him do before.
He looked at it and breathed a sigh of relief. The 5 of clubs. Of course Harry was in no position to drink the firewhisky himself so Lee whose suit the card had been got the wonderful job of unscrewing the cap and pouring the burning liquid down Harry's throat. The latter's judgment was now most definitely unstable.
It was Draco's turn to attempt to draw a card which he somehow did successfully as well, thanking the lord for his ability to do so. Of course his thanks died when he saw the card. The 8 of diamonds. How the hell is one supposed to feel up someone who is tied to you back to back?
Heh, so you like? Bwaha I have control over a bunch of drooling pervs, highly amused liberals and very pissed of conservative freaks who bothered to continue reading despite my earlier warnings. I feel good! Heh, did anyone else realize that the initials of this story is STD, I sorry I just find that Highly amusing. Ok shutting up see you all next chapter (I hope) puts on adorable puppy eyes. Readers stare for a moment then walk away. Me: Blast. Ah well, until next time….TOODLES! heh I love saying that.