Padfoot: Hey Moony. What's your New Years Resolution?

Moony: well. I'll try to achieve straight O's in my O.W.L's.

Padfoot: Really? Because my resolution is to discourage you from studying and distract you in every way possible.

Prongs: I will make a potion that will turn Snivellus into a girl.

Moony: You don't need a potion for that.

Wormtail: I'm with Prongs.

Prongs: No you are not. Make up your own resolution.

Padfoot: I think you made him cry.

Moony: Naah, he's just pretending. Hahahha. Anyway. I will also make a love potion for Prongs which he can give to Evans.

Prongs (blushing): I don't need a love potion. I can get her to go out with me.

Padfoot: Which is why she's turned you down like 5 times already?

Prongs: Hey. That was ages back. I'll ask her any time now and you watch. She'll say yes.

Wormtail: She'd rather go out with Prof.Slughorn

Prongs: Alright. My new "New Years Resolution" is to tie all three of you up in a room with Snape and kill you all.

Padfoot: My my. Aren't you the violent one?

Moony: Hey look Prongs. Here comes Evans. Let's see you ask her out.

Prongs: Huh? Gaaaabah Aaaabah Amaaanah…..Uuuuuuuuh. Hi Evans….

Lily: Cursed anyone lately Potter?

Padfoot: Ooooh. Strike one.

Prongs: Ermm. No not really. So. How have you been? How are your studies going?

Lily: Yeah right. Like you care about my studies.

Wormtail: Strike two. That was kinda harsh.

Prongs: So… do you wanna go out sometimes? You know for eating. Dinner or ermmmmm lunch or something sometimes for hungry?

Lily: What?

Prongs: Do you want to go out to Hogsmeade with me for lunch this weekend?

Lily: Why? So you can start cursing people and fly away on your broomstick showing off in the middle of our date?

Moony: Strike three. She sure knows how to reject a guy.

Wormtail: Yeah. Especially five times.

Lily: I gotta go. Cya around.

Prongs: Yeah. Well ok. Bye.

Prongs: Maybe I will need your love potion Moony.

Wormtail: Haha. Trust me Prongs. There will come a time when you two will start going out without the help of a love potion.

Padfoot: Yeah. And that time will be when Wormtail gets an "O" in Transfiguration.

Moony: You really are a great source of comfort.

Padfoot: Hey c'mon. Prongs knows I'm just kidding. I mean. You can tease me about me liking Bertha Jorkins whenever you want. Deal?

Wormtail: WHA!

Moony: Whoaa! Wait a minute.

Prongs: You like Bertha Jorkins?

Padfoot: Aaah crap.

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A NOTE FROM KRUGER:

Hey all. Whats up? Okay I know this story isn't as great as the marauders diary but I was getting dead bored and this storyline just popped into my head.. Everyone who read please review.

Kruger the cornflake

The very bored cornflake.