Chapter 17 – a new round of faces

Holy mother of god! I AM SOO SORRY! JESUS. Major case of writer's block. I figured that you'd like good funny stuff and wait, rather then some load of crap served up really fast. Now on to more pressing matters…I DID IT! Well, you did it…. YOU DID IT! But I wrote it…..WE DID IT! 300 REVIEWS! I LOVE YOU ALL! My life is complete! Think we can get to 400 by the end of the fic? Good I do too. MY LIFE! MY DREAMS MY ASPIRATIONS! COMPLETE FUFILLED, SATIATED! Woot! Managed to use vocabulary word in correct context! Satiate! Hmmm…..aspirations….Sims 2 heh must go play with digital Harry & Co. no bad, must write fic, remember? (mentally slaps self) Alright back on track, here is the latest chappie, I hope you all like!

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "They're where Ginny?" Hermione asked innocently.

"Under the floorboards beneath his bed." Ginny said with a wink.

Hermione grinned. "I'll make a note of that."

"Ginny!" Ron objected, while his sister and lover exchanged grins.

"Too late ickle ronnikins!" Ginny said happily.

"Fuck you all."

"Well technically you've only fucked one of us…" Lee commented making Ron and Hermione blush profusely again.

"Shut up Lee, you didn't even get laid tonight." Ron retorted.

"You can blame your stubborn little sister for that." Lee said indignantly.

"So is everyone else still…busy?" Hermione asked with a wry smile.

"One can only hope." Ginny replied. Right after this statement another head was thrust back into the room.

"Why hello Theodore." Morag said sweetly, addressing her housemate who had just entered the room followed closely by Acacia.

"Uh….Hi…guys." He said rather stupidly. "So what have you been up to?"

"Same as you."

"What?"

"Oh, come on. You really don't think that you'd be the only ones having all the fun? "

"Well, I…"

"A lot of people got it good tonight, to put it plainly."

"Lovely."

"Would you two wish to join our game?"

"Sure." The new additions chorused.

"So what are we playing?" Acacia asked as she and 'teddy' joined the ever-growing circle.

"Never have I ever!"

"How do you play?"

"You go around the circle, and each person has to say something they've never done that they think other people have done. If someone says something that you have done, then you put down a finger. The last person with fingers left is the winner."

"Sounds like fun, we're in."

"You wanna go?"

"Of course!" Acacia replied, ever excited to toy with people's minds. "Never have I ever…been in Gryffindor!"

"Drat."

"So not nice!"

"Cheapskate!"

"Cheater!"

"And wonderful beautiful me." She said happily accepting the array of annoyed out bursts from Ron, Hermione, Seamus, Ginny and Lee.

"My Turn." Theodore said. "This isn't aimed just at you Acacia, I swear!"

"Okay, now I'm scared."

"Never have I ever been a girl!"

"That's already been used!" Ginny said indignantly.

"Yes, but not while I was playing." The Slytherin said with a wry grin. He was greeted with mutters and curses from the three girls and Lee.

Ron stared. "Okay Lee, this story I have to hear."

Lee sighed. "Another time."

"Bugger."

"Meh."

"So, Seamus' turn?"

"Yep."

"Never Have I ever….fuck this is so hard!"

"Tell me about it." Lee said sympathetically.

"Uh… Never Have I ever….ever…..blown up a balloon!" He finished after a couple minutes of pondering.

"What the Fuck Seamus?"

"I really never have!"

"Wow, now wonder you're straight."

"HEY!"

"Eh, I'm not complaining, my finger is down."

"Shut up Lee!"

"My turn." Ginny put in to end the argument. " Never have I ever counted the amount of licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop."

"Um. Who has?" Morag asked dubiously.

"Fuck it all." Seamus swore, putting down another finger.

"Drat." Lee also lowered a digit.

"Is this just a guy thing?" Theodore asked as he too relinquished a finger.

"Guess so. Men can be really stupid sometimes." Ginny said.

"Tell me about it." Hermione commented as Ron followed suit. "Anyway, May I go?"

"Shoot 'mione."

"Never have I ever worn Puce."

"What?" was the reply of the rest of the circle.

"Puce. It's a color."

"Um."

"Quite pretty actually despite its rather….odd name. It's a deep red to grayish purple."

"Weird."

"Look Ronald I was just trying to be creative!" She snapped. " And I'm positive that you've worn it, those sweaters that your mother sewed for you?"

"Why are you targeting me?" He whined.

"Because you were being an ass."

"Ok I really don't appreciate that!"

"Wasn't meant to be appreciated Ronald."

"Women."

"Men."

"This could turn into a really stupid debate."

"Indeed."

"So, who's turn?"

"Dunno."

"Ron you go."

"But I don't wanna!"

"Tough luck sucker."

"Why me?"

"Why us?"

"Good point. Never Have I ever kissed Harry."

"Damn!"

"That's not nice!"

"I was Drunk!"

"It was just a peck on the cheek!"

"Spin the bottle shouldn't count!"

"It was a dare!"

"What? He was depressed!"

"I haven't!"

"Ook! I actually thought of something!" Ron said gleefully.

"First time in his life." Ginny retorted, having lost one of her fingers to his last comment.

"I resent that."

"Suck it Ron!"

"How hard?"

"ARGH!"

"Well Soooorry!"

"Hmph. Never Have I ever slept in the same bed as Harry."

"Hey that was first year and I was homesick!"

"Eww Ron you slept with Harry?"

"I didn't sleep with him!"

"Still…."

"Come on Lee, you've NEVER slept in the same bed with Fred or George?"

"I've done more than sleep honey."

"WHAT?"

"Yeah, at the same time too." Ginny said with a hint of disgust."

"THAT'S JUST GROSS!"

"Now now Ron we all have our sexual preferences, I think I'm entitled to mine."

"Yes I have no problem with gay guys but….FRED AND GEORGE?"

"They happen to be extremely good in bed."

"This is digusting."

"Ronald! Behave." Hermione scolded. "I think its wonderful Lee." At this Lee burst into laughter.

"She-" gasp " Thinks-" gasp "Its-" gasp "Wonderful-" gasp "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahhaahahhahahahahhahahha"

"Look I was just trying to be supportive…"

"Hahahhahahahahahhahahhahahhahhahahahhaa"

"Argh."

"Can I go?" Morag asked.

"Sure." Hermione said desperately trying to get off the topic while Lee still convulsed in a fit of giggles.

"Never Have I Ever slept with a Weasley"

"I haven't!" Ron shouted triumphantly.

"But you are a Weasley."

"Drat."

"That is really not fair." Hermione said, still rather put out.

"Seriously.' Ginny agreed.

"I would have to say after just hearing about my personal affairs that, that was just cruel."

"Gryffindors…"

"Slytherins….no sex life."

"Hey!"

"They've got a point you know." Morag said non-chalantly.

"Drat, they even have to beat us at libido." Theodore said annoyed.

"I think it's about the sexiness actually." Seamus said.

" True, you are damn sexy." Seamus grinned at Morag's comment and began to kiss her again.

"Oh god not this again!" Ginny said irritably. "Make them stop!"

"No prob." Theodore went over and poked Morag in the ribs. She leapt about three feet in the air with a squeal.

"DAMN YOU TEDDY! You know how ticklish I am!"

"Are you?" Seamus asked suggestively.

"Teddy, you know this means your head."

"I know."

"AR – squeak – Gh! Seamus!"

"Sorry hun."

"Doubt it."

"Eh"

"EEP! Please stop!"

"NEVER!"

"My Life." Ginny said dramatically. Indicating to the rest of the group Morag rolling around on the floor in a fit of giggles with Seamus poking her incessantly.

"Touché" Lee commented.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey guys! That's it for now, sorry it is so short, I know you waited a long time but stay tuned for the next chappie! I promise that Harry and Draco WILL come out and there WILL be something other then just Never have I ever, and the story WILL finally wrap up. So I'll do my best to churn the next chapter out before thanksgiving break, If not, you'll get a REALLY long chapter. Now on to other matters…Some readers expressed confusion as to what Never have I ever is. It is a great game, I suggest you go play it with whoever you can get your hands on, (who's interesting that is,) now! Anyway, you hold up your hands and say something that you've never done and if someone else has done that then they put down a finger. The last person with fingers still up wins. It's a lot of fun and you tend to find out some really interesting things about people that you really would have never expected, so while you wait for me to update go grab someone and play! Shoo! Go have fun! Okie dokie, see y'all later!