Ahoy me 'earties!

Aye I still be livin' an' plunderin' an' pliferin' me weasely black guts ou'…

Sorry I 'aven' been around…

Bu' I 'ad a slight problem…
Pulls out a sledge and smashes a giant block with a giant 'W' on it and smiles smugly

Now wit' tha' ou' o' th' way…

Somethin' called 'Life' decided ta throw me a few speed bumps, mainly: college, work, writer's block, among other things… Bu' I'm back an' betta than ever!

Thanks ta all me loyal readers who 'ave been mos' 'patient'' with me… An' kep' buggin' me ta update… Lucky fer me I pos'ed before there was a mutiny… So 'opefully everyone 's 'appy… I 'ope…

Aqua Aussie: Oh no, th' 'D' word… Aye Johnny wen' an' bit off more than 'e can swallow… Now don' ge' ye knickers in a kno' all of ye questions will be answered expec' fer ye las' one…;););) An' leave me pirate accen' alone… Ye 'ave th' Aussie accen'… So don' ge' ye knickers 'n a kno'… Or I be sendin' me 'Pirate Dragon Muse' after ye if ye send ye M.C. Lenny afta me…

Tanaris: I'm glad tha' ye luv 'Shark Tale'… Aye… It's a new spor' I create' 'Johnny Bashin'… An' i's nice ta know tha' Leila 'as a fan club now… I thank ye fer ye suggestions…

lugia flyhight: Don' worry I won' ignore ye… I'm glad ye think me story is good an' tha' ye keep lookin' fer updates… Sometimes on' needs ta stuff ideas down throa's once in a while… An' I 'ope ye do keep reviewin'… Now th' firs' question in ye lastes' pos': I'm no' tellin' HAHAHAHA : P : P : P! Bu' I came up with Leila's character by researchin'. I notice' tha' there weren' any significan' female Mafioso in Mob 'istory… A' leas' in America… Mafia wives were suppose ta ignore their 'usbands' business… I though' wha' would it be like fer there ta be a female 'it-man… An' Bada Bing Bada Boom, 'ere comes Leila…

LilyMoon Goddess: Thank ye, I luv me pirate accen' too… Leila 'as been around th' violence fer quite a while now and she's learned to defend 'erself agains' males like Johnny… I need a luv song in mind fer th' chapter when she finally does give into 'er feelin's…

Nova Beam: Aye I 'ave 'eard all th' same rumors as mos' o' everybody else… Who knows wha' Dreamworks is thinkin' o' fer th' plot… Per'aps they'll call me… Per'aps I already work fer them… Tha's a mystery… Don' worry, I pretty much 'ave wha' is gonna 'appen in th' nex' chapters… I even 'ave th' nex' two chapters already typed up… They jus' need a wee bi' o' adjustmen's an' things added… Then I'll pos' them a few days apar'…

Lav'O'Dolphin: No one can stay mad at Lenny 'e ge's ta ye an' ye can' stay mad a' him… I 'ave done a lo' o' research into the Mafia… ye should see me desk: piled ta th' ceilin' with books… So there 'ill be a lo' more…

Lets Get Jazzy: Oh no, no' th' 'puppy dog eyes'… Okay I update'…

TatsuraChan: Sorry if I made ye sad… Life can be a wee bi' complicate' sometimes…

Special Note: Thank ye Aqua Aussie, Nova Beam, LilyMoon Goddess, an' Tanaris fer ye impu's fer ideas… I was going in tha' direction… Bu' I don' wan' Leila and Lenny rushed into things… Tha's no' Leila's style… I don' rush luv… I like tha' take things slow…

IMPORTAN' NOTICE: Now pay attention ye bilge ra's o' ye 'ill flogged…

I 'ave starte' a fun little thing fer th' end of me story as a special trea' ta ye all… BLOOPERS… Bu' ye 'ill 'ave ta wait after th' stories finished…

Disclaimer: I don' see why I need ta explain meself anymore… If ye don' know wha' I own than read me pas' disclaimers…

Now on wit' th' fic…


The ocean was fairly quiet that night, all except for one thing.

As soon as the residents of the mob-hideout that was often called 'The Love Boat', Leila had slipped out to sea and hid in the rocks that were along the SouthSide Reef border to meet with the Tigers.

She leaned against the rocks lightly dozing. Her eyes opened as she felt the vibrations of a shark through her lateral line.

She crouched behind the rocks and crept to where the figure floated. She tensed her muscles and pounced on the unsuspecting prowler.

She pinned him against a rock, her fin ready to punch, when she recognized the Tiger's face. "What the…Tito?"

"Yeah that's right, gut me. It'll be the last thing you ever do." He growled.

She growled and released Tito. "What do you want, you waste of teeth?"

"Frustrated Leila?" Vinny said coming up from behind Leila. "Is wooing sharks too difficult for you."

Leila growled and tensed her fin. "Don't make me do something I really want to do."

"Whoa time-out." Joey whispered, swimming in between Leila and Vinny. "Now is not the time to fight." He glared at Vinny. "Save it for another day."

"What do you want?" Leila growled, crossing her fins.

"Carvati's growing inpatient." Vinny said circling Leila.

"Yeah, yeah." Tito said, following his brother. "He said: Hurry it up or Vinny will finish what he started."

Leila glared at the Tiger brothers. "Well I have a message for Carvati." She started to slowly swim towards SouthSide. " Tell him I'll bring Lino's son. And tell him I'm bringing Eddie Hesco back."

"Eddie Hesco!" Tito gulped. "You mean, the pup that Carvati missed killing years ago."

Leila smirked. "The very same, but he's not a pup anymore, you'll need the whole crew to bring him down." She turned back to the trio. "I know what I'm doing." She growled.

Tito and Vinny growled back and started swimming back to North Reef.

Leila sighed, she shook her head and started to swim back to SouthSide.

"Lei." Joey whispered, swimming up to her. "Are you sure you can do this? Remember what happened last time with Sal four years ago. You could always go native."

Lei stopped and glared at Carvati's son. "I know what I'm doing. I'm not falling for him." She growled and with a flick of her tail, headed for SouthSide.

Joey floated there, watching her disappear. "That's what she said about Sal." He then turned and swam for North Reef…


The sharkess pup swam down the hall looking for her brother when she crashed into someone.

'Ouch.' She muttered rubbing her head. 'That hurt.' She looked up to see a pup no older than her.

He looked up, his green eyes widened. 'Sorry.' He said helping her up. 'I'm trying to get away from my brother.'

She dusted herself off. She looked up to see an older pup swim around the corner. 'Let me guess that's your brother.'

The green eyed pup gulped.

'There you are, Pop wants to see ya.' The 13-year-old pup turned and looked at her. 'You must be one of Pop's friend's pup.'

She blinked and nodded not sure what to say to the older pup.

'You shouldn't be wandering around here like this, you should be with someone, like your brother.'

'I don't need to be watched I can take care of myself. Papa said so.' She tried to growl, but it sounded more like a purr.

The older pup chuckled. 'You can't protect yourself, you're a girl. You probably couldn't even hit me.'

She growled, and just as her father had been teaching her, punched the older pup in the nose.

The older pup was caught off guard and tumbled to the ground.

She looked at her fin then to the older pup. The green-eyed pup floated staring at her in amazement.

The older pup stood pup, blood trickling into the water from a cut across his nose. He looked at the sharkess pup and growled deeply.

The green-eyed pup noticed his brother. 'Uh oh.' He grabbed her fin and pulled her down the hall, the older pup following them.

They hid behind a corner as the older pup swam down the hall.

They green-eyed pup pulled her towards a closet door and pulled her inside.

'What are we doing here?' She asked pulling her fin away from his. 'Why are we hiding?'

'What were you thinking?' The green-eyed pup whispered. 'He's bigger than you.'

'My Papa taught me to never back down unless you're outnumbered.' She swam to the doorknob and turned it only to find it locked. 'Great, now I'm stuck here.' She sat on the floor and crossed her fins.

The green-eyed pup laughed nervously.

Hours past and soon both pups had fallen asleep leaning against each other when the door opened. She woke up but pretended to be asleep as she was lifted into the fins of her father.

'There you are trouble- maker.' She heard her father whispered thinking she was asleep. She felt her father turn. 'I'm sorry for all the trouble she's caused your oldest boy. She takes after me with that temper of hers.'

'Fuggedaboutit Michael. Young Frankie still needs to learn some manners. But your daughter is gonna be finful.'

She felt her father nod. 'Yes, I'm glad we came to this agreement. She already shows the signs of being great someday. My little…'


BLEEP! BLEEP! BLEEP!

Leila pulled her head out from under pillow. She growled at the retched creature that was called an alarm clock. Slowly she sat up, she grabbed the clock and hurled it out of her open porthole.

"Take that you insufferable thing." She mumbled then collapsed back onto her bed, drifting back to sleep, and letting the dream slip away…


"Leila!" Lenny shouted, knocking on her door. "Lei, are you awake yet?"

"What's going on Lenny?" Yawned a bleary eyed Aira as she poked her head out her room across from Leila's.

"Oh, morning Aira. I'm just trying to wake up Lei, she's coming to work with me till Johnny cools off." He reached to turn the knob.

"Yeah, he's been known to fight dirty." Aira rushed out and stopped him. "Lenny, a man never goes into a women's room without permission." She opened the door. "Best let me do it."

She swam in and looked at the bed. Leila was tangled in her blankets, snoring lightly. Her tail dangled of the end of her bed, her white spot flashing in the light.

Aira shook her head. "Leila, it's time to wake up."

Leila grunted and turned over.

"Then you leave me no choice." She swam to the side of the bed. She grabbed the mattress and lifted it up, sending Leila tumbling to the floor.

Leila looked up groggily and growled. "What time is it?"

"It's 7 and time to get up." Aira said, siting the mattress down. She looked around. "Where's your alarm clock?"

Leila groaned and threw her pillow at Aria…


"Lei." Lenny asked refilling her coffee mug for her. "How do you feel?"

"Leave me alone I'm not awake." She drained her third cup of coffee. "Give me five more minutes." She held it out for a refill.

"I take it Tigers aren't morning fish?" Aria asked, sipping from her mug.

Leila turned and growled at her friend. "No, ya think." She once again drained her mug. She stood and stretched, cracking her neck. "Well, I'm ready as I'll never be. Why are we in such a hurry? "

Aria stirred her coffee. "You don't know Johnny, Lei. Not only does he get angry, he gets even…"

"Morning." Eddie said entering the kitchen.

"Aaah!" Aira and Lenny shouted, shoving Leila into the pantry.

Eddie floated by the coffee, blinking. "Okay, I may not be Leila's biggest fan, but that's pushing it."

Aria sighed. "False alarm." She opened the door sending Leila tumbling once again into Lenny. But Lenny somehow managed to catch her before they both fell to the ground.

Lenny gulped and looked down at the sharkess in his fins and blushed bright red.

Aria smirked. She took the moment and grabbed Eddie and slipped out of the kitchen.

Leila looked up into his green eyes. "Um, you can let now." She said uncomfortably, lightly squirming in his fins.

"Oh sorry." He released her and rubbed the back of his head and chuckled nervously.

They floated in the awkward silence not speaking until Eddie poked his head in the doorway. "Hey, are you two leaving or what?" He asked raising an eyebrow.

Lenny nodded and swam into the hall. "Coming." Leila said following him through the doorway.

Eddie growled and was met with a face full of Leila's tail. He shook his head and caught sight of the white spot on her tail that he never noticed before.

He blinked and rubbed his eyes as he watched her swim down the hall with Lenny. He turned his head and looked at his own white spot on his tail…


After several minutes of staring slack jawed over the sight of North Reef, Lenny had somehow managed to get Leila through SouthSide without any major problems.

"So where we going?" Leila asked following Lenny through SouthSide. "Pizza joint, Hardware store…"

He didn't answer, causing Leila to growl.

They finally stopped and Leila looked around. "So where is it?"

"This is it."

Leila looked up at the rotating sign. "Oscar and Sykes Whale Wash…." She turned to Lenny. "You work at a whale wash."

Lenny chuckled nervously.

"No." She crossed her fins and growled. "There is no way I'm waxing whales…"


"I can't believe I've been waxing whales all day." Leila growled, rubbing her sponge in large angry circles. "Why did I even agree to this?" She threw down her sponge and glared across at Lenny, growling deeply.

The turtles gulped and slowly inched away from the grumpy sharkess.

Leila glanced at the clock. According to the clock on the wall it was near closing time and the wave of whales had slowly dwindled down.

"Hey." Lenny said nervously.

Leila turned around and growled at him and swam to the other side of the whale.

"Ouch." Oscar said. "She's not happy, is she."

Lenny shook his head.

"Hey, its Friday. Stick around and bring her to the club tonight."

Lenny nodded and went back to work…


The bell finally rang and Leila dropped her sponge. "Finally. If I see another whale I swear it's not gonna be pretty.

She headed to the check in/out station and noticed that most of the wash crews hadn't left.

"What's going on?" She asked Lenny. "Why are sharks showing up?"

She watched as the Wash took a club-like look.

"Welcome to 'Club Oscar.'" Lenny said. "Come on." He pulled her to the stage.

"Is that who I think it is?" Leila said, her eyes wide with shock. She shook her head. "Is that your father out there dancing to the 'Macarena' out there with mobsters?"

"Yeah, and Eddie's with him. And if you excuse me, I'm gonna join him."

Leila shook her head as he swam in and joined them.

"Having fun?" Aira asked swimming up to the sharkess

"What's the point of this?"

Aira turned towards the sharkess. "It's fun, you know, Yee-ha."

Leila crossed her fins and raised an eyebrow. "Sorry I haven't gotten out much in the last few years."

"Come on, don't tell me you don't know how to dance."

"Oh I know how to dance. I just choose not to." She smirked and crossed her fins.

Eddie swam from the stage and over heard the sharkesses conversation, a mischievous twinkle in his dark purple eyes.

He swam next to Leila who floated next to the stage. "Having fun ladies." He asked.

Aria giggled and Leila rolled her eyes.

"You know how about one of you take the dance floor."

Leila put her fins on her hips. "No, rather not."

"Come on." He suddenly bumped into her. "I insist."

She drifted to the center of the stage. She looked up and glared at Eddie who shrugged his shoulders.

The crowd perked up as the rogue sharkess came onto the stage. She froze as she glanced around.

Ernie and Bernie pulled out a record and set it to play. The tune filled Leila's head.

She's a very kinky girl
The kind you don't take home to mother
She will never let your spirits down
Once you get her off the street, ow girl

Leila closed her eyes and slowly started to move with the music, her movements slightly stiff and rusty.

She could hear the murmurs drifting in the water. So she started moving a bit faster.

She likes the boys in the band
She says that I'm her all-time favorite
When I make my move to her room it's the right time
She's never hard to please

The sharks stopped mumbling and watched with astonishment. Here was a scarred roughish sharkess moving like an eel with grace in the water.

Lenny watched as her rusty movements slowly became more fluidly.

That girl is pretty wild now
The girl's a superfreak
The kind of girl you read about
In new-wave magazine

Leila took in slow breaths while starting to sway her hips in the music, her senses being lost within the tune. This dancing emitted hoots and cheers from some of the routier sharks.

That girl is pretty kinky
The girl's a superfreak
I really love to taste her
Every time we meet

Lenny's jaw dropped as he watched Leila's smooth movements. "I thought she couldn't dance."

Aira shook her head. "She told me she hadn't danced in years."

She's all right, she's all right

That girl's all right with me, yeah
She's a superfreak, superfreak
She's superfreaky, yow
Superfreak, superfreak

Leila saw Lenny and gave him a grin as a warm sense of happiness washed over her in waves throughout her body.

She's a very special girl
The kind of girl you want to know
From her head down to her toenails
Down to her feet, yeah

Aira smirked and looked to Eddie. "Well looks like this one blew up in your face."

"Hey, I didn't think she could dance that well." Eddie glowered and crossed his fins.

And she'll wait for me at backstage with her girlfriends
In a limousine
Going back in Chinatown

"This makes you wonder?" Aira said to Lenny and Eddie. "What did she do in North Reef?"

"Well what ever it was. She's caught the eyes of the bachelors." Eddie said smirking. "I don't whom to feel sorry for" Leila of the bachelors."

Three's not a crowd to her, she says
"Room 714, I'll be waiting"
When I get there she's got incense, wine and candles
It's such a freaky scene

"You know Lenny, if you don't move now, you'll gonna have a lot of competition." Oscar said.

Lenny gulped nervously and continued to watch the fiery tempered sharkess dance.

That girl is pretty wild now
The girl's a super freak
The kind of girl you read about
In new-wave magazine

"Lenny, you can't go wrong anymore." Aira said encouragingly. "You know, Lino's throwing that big fancy ball party in a few weeks. Why not ask her to that?"

Lenny gulped and nodded.

That girl is pretty kinky
The girl's a superfreak
I really love to taste her
Every time we meet

She could feel the music move through her veins. All she was aware of was her self and the music.

She's all right, she's all right
That girl's all right with me, yeah
She's a superfreak, superfreak
She's superfreaky, yow

Her fins and tail sliced through the water in various motions that were graceful and yet added force and power to accomplish.

Temptations sing!
Ohhhhh
Superfreak, superfreak
That girl's a superfreak
Ohhhhh

Leila couldn't help but laugh as she danced. Thoughts of her job slowly slipped away, and for the first time in years she was having fun.

She's a very kinky girl
The kind you don't take home to mother
She will never let your spirits down
Once you get her off the street, ow girl
Blow, Danny!
(AN:'Ahaa... I told ye 'Superfreak was gonna come back... Luv tha' song)

Leila slowly stopped. All of Club Oscar burst into thunderous applause, and cheering of encore. She bowed, and one of her first true grins spread across her face.

She saw Lenny grinning wildly at her. Eddie glowered at her and she smiled smugly at him.

Lenny swam up to her. "Y-you were great Lei."

"Thanks." She said still grinning. "I haven't done that in years." She looked at Lenny, her violet eyes twinkling with happiness. "Thanks, I really had fun."

Meanwhile Eddie, Aira, Oscar, and Angie watched the pair with interest. "You know, beneath the sarcasm and killer instinct; she's not that bad. 20 says they end up together." Aira said.

Eddie and Oscar looked at each other than started laughing, causing Aira and Angie to frown at them.

"Please, the day that will happen is Eddie's sister is found. No offence." Oscar said defense.

"Done taken." Eddie shrugged.

"Your on, I'll take your bet." Oscar said shaking the sharkess' fin.

Eddie rolled his eyes and took the bet as well…


Lenny peered into the ship and glanced through the halls.

Leila peered over his shoulder. "Do you see him?"

"No, the coast is clear."

The pair slowly swam towards Leila's room and stopped at her door.

Leila floated awkwardly outside her door. "I guess this is goodnight."

"Yeah I guess it is." Lenny said shifting nervously.

"Goodnight." She said softly as she entered her door

"Yeah, night." Lenny said as she closed the door. Lenny sighed happily and drifted dreamily to his own bed.

Leila leaned against her door and sighed.

'Snap out of it, girl. Look but don't touch. Remember you're working.' Leila thought to herself as she fell onto her bed

Little did the sharkess know, the shield she had built around her had slowly began to crack ever since she met Lenny, and she was starting to fall for the Don's son.

And three sharks weren't happy about that.

A very jealous sharkess who had seen Leila and Lenny at the club.

A very annoyed Eddie whose 'Embarrassment by Dancing' plan blew up in his face.

And an angry Vinny who had seen everything and was swimming back to Carvati as fast as his fins could carry him.

And that was just the beginning of the ripple effect…


There ye go ye scurvy curs…

The nex' chapter migh' be ou' before I leave town fer th' week…

If no' I' ge' I' up as soon as a person wit'ou' a laptop can…

Now ta 'elp wit' th' characterization a wee bi' I 'ave typed up a few charter bios tha' will slowly appear on me profile an' the 'Shark Tale Fans Site'…

Leila the Great White Sharkess
Age: 21… 22… Can't really remember her birthdayAppearance: Violet eyes, toned with muscle, her back bears crisscrossing scars and a scar on the back of her head, a white spot on the right side of the upper lobe of her tail.
Description: She's not your typical sharkess. What she lacks in glamour and pose, she makes up in natural wild beauty. It probably doesn't help being raised by Tigers since they found her when she was a pup. She doesn't have very many memories of her past. Her sarcastic and rough demeanor along with her temper has made her into one of the fiercest retrieval experts and hit-sharks around. She performed her first hit at age 16 and she is often called 'Bellies Up'. She despises Don Carvati, the shark who raised her, and only wants to find the shark that killed the family that she can't remember. Think of her as an aquatic Meg from 'Hercules'.
Voice: Eliza Dushku

Eddie the Great White Shark
Age:
24
Appearance: Built like a lean linebacker and well-muscled, dark purple eyes, a white spot on the upper lobe of his tail along with teeth mark scars.
Description: A young soldier for Lino, Eddie is one of Lenny's friends. He came to SouthSide after Carvati killed his father, Don Hesco, and his mother. Though he's a fun loving guy he will kill any Tiger he sees and wants nothing more than to find his sister, Dani, and kill the shark responsible for it all, Don Carvati.
Voice: The Rock

Maria the Great White Sharkess
Age:
21
Appearance: Blue eyes, quite skinny, very 'Mary-Sueish', and not very bright
Description: Is what you would expect a Mobster's daughter to act: spoiled, stuck-up, and thinks she can get everything she wants, including a certain Don's son. She gets extremely jealous when she's around the 'wild sharkess', if she could fight as good as Leila; there would be a few cat fights going on.
Voice: Paris Hilton

Airadonna the Great White Sharkess
Age:
24
Appearance: Petite with turquoise eyes, much smaller than Leila
Description: Aira Is a young therapist for the local mobsters of SouthSide, not to mention dating Eddie. She is also a skilled lip and body language reader, she can read most sharks like an open books. She's quiet and conserved and believes that under Leila's tough hide is a kind heart and soul.
Voice: Selma Blair

Vinny the Tiger Shark
Age:
27
Appearance: A large bulky shark with black eyes and a scar on his nose that he received from a brawl with Leila
Description: Vinny 'The Clubs' is not a shark to mess with. If he has the opportunity he will kill any shark that stands up to him, including a certain hit-sharkess that killed his brother Louie.
Voice: Vin Diesel

Tito the Tiger Shark
Age:
23
Appearance: Scrawny with a ragged dorsal fin and several nicks in his fins and tail. Also has beady black eyes.
Description: A nervous jittery shark compared to his older brothers, Vinny and Louie. It probably doesn't help having a Mob Boss breathing down his gills. Since he seems to mess up the simplest of tasks, it has Carvati thinking that he isn't worth having around anymore.
Voice: Andy Dick

Joey the Tiger Shark
Age:
24
Appearance: A Lean muscled shark with pale sapphire blue eyes and thin narrow black stripe running along the edges of his fins and tail.
Description: Compared to his father, Don Carvati, 'Joey Blue Eyes' is quite laid back and wants nothing to do with the Mob Wars. He is a joker and a troublemaker and thinks of himself as a 'Ladies' Shark' but in a scrape he can pull his own as well as any.
Voice: Seann William Scott

Don Carvati the Tiger Shark
Age:
54
Appearance: Heavily muscled with a single pale sapphire blue eye and narrow black stripes running on the edges of his fins and tail. Is battered and scared with a chunk of his tail missing and he also is missing an eye.
Description: A transplanted SouthSider, Carvati is a shark no one wants to make mad. He took over the donship after Don Hesco's murder. He found Leila as a pup and now has her working for him. He's greedy and skims the local businesses for his taxes leaving North Reefs broke while he basks in the riches.
Voice: Christopher Walken, James Wood, or Tim Curry, can' decide…

DeSoto the Tiger Shark
Age:
61
Appearance: Warm hazel eyes and obsidian stripes, still has his bulging muscles from his days in the mob
Description: A retired capo of North Reefs, he now owns and runs the 'Last Chance Tavern' and wants nothing more to do with Carvati since he killed his youngest son. He once headed up one of the fiercest crews the 'Black Anchors', which included Leila, who he taught to fight. Recently he's been helping her to try and uncover her past.
Voice: Dustin Hoffman or Burt Reynolds

Kal the Tiger Sharkess
Age:
23
Appearance: An elegant sleek sharkess with Hazel eyes and obsidian stripes
Description: A fiery tempered sharkess with a no-nonsense attitude compared to the much quieter tiger sharkesses in North Reefs. Her father taught her to fight but only uses it to throw out the bar riffraff. She also plays guitar for the house bands that come to the bar.
Voice: Emily Deschanel

Dodger the Tiger Shark
Age:
28
Appearance: Tall and muscled with hazel eyes and obsidian stripes.
Description: A large quiet shark, Dodge prefers not to fight unless it's breaking up fights in his father DeSoto's bar or keeping the Mob sharks away from his sister Kal. He also plays the drums for the house bands.
Voice: Vincent Spano

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