Hey everyone. Im glad you decided to read this story. Its going to be sooo funny! Anyways, I thought since I like have a visual aid for some stories that I'd make one for this one. The web page will be in my profile! You should check it out. It has the house outline and some character pics if you don't know who they are. ENJOY!

Chapter 1: Its just a TV show

"Miroku!" Jenn shouted just as the credits began to run. The clock on her sisters end table read 12:00am.

"Its just a TV show. Calm down. Besides, you know Sesshoumaru will end up bringing them all back to life." Tanya said referring to the episode 'Kagome, Miroku and Sango in a Dangerous Situation' (Eps. 106).

"I could care less about Kagome and Sango! I want Miroku to be okay!" Jenn leaned her head down from the top bunk, showing Tanya her puppy dog eyes.

"So dream about you waking him up and blah blah blah. Now go to bed. Im tired and I have to get up early." Tanya rolled over just as her little sister pulled herself back up on her bed.

The next morning seemed to drag on. Tanya looked at her alarm clock and saw it was only 8:32am. "I'll get up at 10am" she had told herself 10 minutes ago, only to her it felt like 2 hours ago. "Okay, Im up." Crawling out of bed, she fed her beta fish Lestat and checked on her snake Kylala.

"Are you hungry?" Tanya asked her black cat, Snowball, while she pulled the curtains open.

"Meow."

"I thought so. Jenn wake up!" Jenn only groaned then rolled over. Shrugging her shoulders Tanya stepped out of the bedroom and into the hallway. She noticed that everyone else in the house was still asleep. Making her way downstairs, Snowball right behind her, she noticed some unopened mail sitting on the coffee table.

"Must have been from yesterday." She spoke aloud, as always.

Taking one of the letters, Tanya noticed it was addressed to her. It was pretty light, shaped like a birthday card with a beige envelope.

She opened it.

Dear Tanya,

We would like to inform you that you are hereby Guardian of an anime character. However, you do not get to decide who, we will try and make it fair for every anime lover in the world. As Guardian, you will be responsible for the well-being of the person. The objective is to find out what they need to accomplish in order for them to return home. The one you are responsible for will be arriving momentarily. Please treat them with the same respect you wish to be treated with. You need them as much as they need you, remember that.

Sincerely,

The Order of Dimensions

"What the hell is this all about?" Tanya tossed the letter down, saving it to show her younger brother Alex. Just then there was a knock on the door.

Just as she opened the door a man dressed in a black robe caring a large walking stick with rings at the top, grabbed her hand.

"May I ask you to please bare my children?" He replied while stroking her behind.

Tanya awoke suddenly from whatever dream she was having. Her long brown hair was perfect along with her blankets. 'Its almost as if someone… never mind that. It was just a dream. Damn Saturday nights.' She thought.

After stepping out of bed she pushed Jenn hoping it would get her up.

"Yah yah, Im up, Im up. Geez."

Going through her usual morning pattern, Tanya finally made it downstairs. She rounded the corner of the dinning room and opened the fridge.

"Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up?" A voice asked.

"Scrambled. Any other way makes me sick." She replied just before she froze.

Just before Tanya was about to turn around, Jenn came downstairs and into the dinning room. Her short, dirty-blonde, hair was sticking up in all directions as she rubbed her eyes. Glancing from Tanya to the stranger she froze.

"Hi, Im Miroku." He said, noticing Jenn's eyes grow rather large just before she darted upstairs.

"So let me get this straight," Tanya started as she looked at all 4 anime characters who were now in her living room. "you were sent here because you have some tasks to fulfill and we're suppose to help you. Right?" They all nodded in union.

"How do we know we're your Guardian and not some other kid?" Alex, Tanya's younger, yet larger, brother asked.

"We received these letters or something. They told us where to find you and your names." Mugen handed him a letter just like the one Tanya opened earlier.

"Okay, so according to these letters, Mugen is with Alex. Vash is with Dylan. Sesshoumaru is with Jenn and Im stuck with Miroku. Wait! WHAT! This cant be right! Im stuck with this perv!" Tanya went over the letter again and again just to make sure there wasn't a mix up.

"I guess we were meant to be together." Miroku said adding a little too much touching in with it.

Tanya merely backhanded him into the dinning room. "Never have I felt so unlucky in all my life."

Just then Jenn came downstairs dressed in her finest clothes and her hair down up perfectly.

"There's a first." Both Dylan and Alex replied in a brotherly manner.

"Shut up! Miroku are you okay?" Running into the dinning room she helped the monk to his feet.

"Yes, but would you be so.."

"NO!" Tanya whirled around from where she stood and glared at the monk holding her 13 year old sisters hand. "Don't even think about it."

"What? Think about what? What was he going to say!" Jenn, in complete confusion, asked.

"Water… yes, that's what I was going to ask for." Miroku looked at Tanya for approval, merely shrinking where he stood.

The oldest of them all, Tanya was ecstatic that her parents where gone for a couple of weeks, visiting her step dad's parents in Maryland. If they had walked through the door they would have seen Tanya in the doorway between the living room and the dinning room, a tall man with long white hair leaning on the wall next to her, Dylan and Alex in front of the snake tank, Jenn and a dark haired boy behind Tanya, and 2 other anime characters on the couch.

She took a deep breath before continuing. "Okay, Brandi is up in Michigan for the next week so we don't have to worry about her. Mom and Mitch are in Maryland for the next couple of weeks so we're okay there. All we have to worry about is our neighbors. He's a nark and will tell Mitch everything! So we have to be sneaky about things. Being the oldest one, since Brandi is gone, I'd appreciate it if you guys would listen to me. Lets get some things taken care of before we start going crazy."

Almost everyone shook their head in agreement.

"Now, we need to run to the store for some food and a few supplies. If Im right then there will be other anime characters running around the world, so it wont be to much of a shock for people when we go. Jenn, get me some paper and a pen. We need to write down all the stuff we need." They spent most of the evening coming up with a list of things to buy, sleeping arrangements, and chores.

"I think that my reason for being here is for you to bare my children." Miroku informed Tanya only to have the lot of them hold her back from choking him to death.

"Tanya! Remember what the letter said! You need him as much as he needs you!" Jenn said, which seemed to calm her sister down to some extent.

Giving a low growl, she went back to the list of things to buy.

"Alright, lets get to the store before it gets too late. Who's coming with me?" Tanya asked.

"How are we going to get there?" Alex raised an eyebrow, knowing none of these characters could fly, but maybe Sesshoumaru.

"Mom left the car keys and car here. I think I know how to drive…. Somewhat." Tanya was 18 years old and more afraid of driving then anyone in the world. She already nearly killed her 2 friends last time she tried, but luckily for her no one knew that.

After a few arguments of who wasn't going, which seemed like everyone except Miroku and of coarse Jenn, Tanya finally decided to take Miroku, Jenn, Sesshoumaru, Alex and Mugen. To no ones surprise, Sesshoumaru wasn't going in the car, but he could keep up he said.

"Okay, lets go!" Tanya said with a bit of worry in her voice.

'God, please let me get through this! Im too young to die.'

I hope you enjoyed that one. I'll have the next chapter up soon. I'm also going camping Monday-Thursday, so I should have chapter 3 when I get back. Review if you'd like.