Chapter 4- R. I. P

5:00am

It was early, yes, but for the others it was merely getting late in the day. Jenn was already up and helping Miroku with breakfast as Tanya started to crawl out of bed. As soon as she opened her eyes and turned her head to her open bedroom, there was Inuyasha's face.

"Im on to you." Cliché words that meant to be a threat but Tanya couldn't help take it sexually.

"I'm telling Kagome you said that." Instantly the half demon understood where the brunette was going.

"I never meant it like that! Must you females always take what we say so pervertedly?"

"…"

"Never mind. Where's Tara?" It was pointless to ask Tanya too many questions, her brain couldn't handle all the thinking and eventually she began to picture "perverted" thoughts.

He would soon catch on.

"She's in that room." Tanya pointed to the bathroom door as she exited her room.

Quickly running to the top of the stairs, Tanya watched as Inuyasha stormed into the bathroom only to find a naked Tara in the bathtub. The scream was her queue to start running for her dear life.

She made it to the bottom of the steps only to feel the ground break her fall. Turning over, Tanya scowled the dog that sat on top of her. Normally she would have used this to her advantage, but there was that famous sword at her throat.

"Uh, I warned you?" Couldn't have come up with anything better could you?

"YOU NEVER WARNED ME! I'LL KILL YOU!"

"Memo to self, get doggy boy a toothbrush. Or one of the dog treats that freshen their breathes." Wrong thing to say.

The blade seemed to grow closer to that delicate part of her body known as her neck. As soon as she felt the blade draw closer, it seemed to move away as well. Tanya opened her eyes to see Mugen, Sesshoumaru and Jenn holding their swords and a butter knife to Inuyasha.

"That's no way to treat a lady." Mugen gave a wink to Tanya and she remembered what a whore he was. Although, it kind of bothered her that Sesshoumaru was also one of the three who were "Saving" her. What was his purpose?

As if reading her thoughts the Lord answered, "This could give me a good reason to kill you brother, but if you wish for your friend to return home then I suggest that you keep her alive at all costs."

"INUYASHA! NO!" Miroku dashed into the room nearly knocking everyone over. "I need her! She has offered to bare my child."

"What? Are you out of your mind Monk! I think your mixing your dreams with reality." She would have tackled the crazed man if Inuyasha wasn't still on top of her.

"YOU WHORE!" Everyone's attention was now drawn to the bottom of the staircase where T-Chan stood in a towel. "You know he and I were meant to be and here you are getting fresh with him in front of everyone!"

"Its not what you think! I wouldn't touch this flee bag if my life depended on it! To prove it, I'd rather slept with Miroku then Inuyasha! Now doesn't that count for something!" Wrong choice of words.

"I guess your right." Is what Tara would have said if she had the time. You see Mugen was next to her, whispering things in her ear. No one knew what, but from the look on Tara's face, it was both bad and good.

She slapped him and stormed back upstairs.

"I knew you wanted me as much as I wanted you." Shoving Inuyasha out of his way, Miroku was suddenly the on top of Tanya now.

"Eww! You're the last person I'd ever want! Get off me!" He was thrown back as if someone above her had punched him in the face.

Tanya looked up to see Sesshoumaru's back turned to them and realized it was his sword that hit the Monk.

"Nice shot!" He turned around confused as to what the 18 year old was muttering when he too realized what he did.

He shrugged and went back to his normal spot.

7:00am

Time seemed to move slower now that everyone was wide awake. The sexual hormones in the house was so overbearing that Tanya and T-Chan decided to kick them out for the day. All of the boys except Sesshoumaru, who didn't want to hang out with the others and after they tried pushing him out and failed they just gave up.

The girls even threatened them with pillow fights, nail polish, facial masks and other girly things. He wasn't buying it.

The girls managed to get the house looking decent enough. Tanya received a phone call from her sister claiming she would be by to pick up her suitcase and be off to the airport. She was leaving for college. Never had she been so thankful that all the guys were gone.

Then it hit her… Sesshoumaru was still here!

"Okay, you understand what to do now right?" She asked the dog demon.

"Fine." More of an answer then she expected from him.

She planned on him to go into the garage till her Brandi left. But he didn't have to go till she got there. Finally they were done with cleaning and all three girls plopped down on the furniture to relax. Tanya looked at the fish tank with the snakes in it and it brought back her memory of her fish Lestat who had passed away the other day.

Flashback

"I cant believe he's gone!" the 18-year-old cried.

"Im really sorry Tanya. We can get you a new one… if only we weren't broke." Jenn figured she should be quiet about now.

"I know just what to do!" Alex grabbed the beta out of its fish tank and ran into the bathroom. He was followed by Tanya, Jenn, Tara, and Miroku; everyone else could careless.

"ALEX NO!" She had wanted a funeral for him, but not one like this.

"Rest in my shit fishy." He flushed it before anyone could stop him.

After pounding his face in for a good 2 minutes, Tanya was called back into the bathroom by Tara. On the toilet lid there were the letters R. I. P written in red lipstick. Underneath them it said: Lestat, a brave beta who will be missed greatly. Of coarse this made her cry! It may have been a fish but come on!

End Flashback

That was probably one of the main reasons that the boys were sent away. They wouldn't stop cracking jokes about what Alex did. Jenn and Tara saw how it hurt Tanya and forced them away. Snapping out of her day-dream, Tanya realized that the day was just getting started. Hopefully this idea with her sister and Sesshoumaru would go off without a hitch. But for some reason her instincts told her no.

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