Ha! Chapter! Well, mini chapter…
"Oh Harry I can't believe it!" screamed Hermione, her face lighting up with a big grin
"Believe what?" answered Harry, as he lay down on the battered mattress which was his bed.
"You've gotten married to Ginny, Harry! I can't believe you never told me!" she exclaimed, coming and sitting on Ron's bed opposite him. All though her tone implied she was angry, her body language certainly conveyed that she wasn't. She looked practically delighted.
"Haha Hermione, I'm not married to her." Replied Harry, rolling over and facing the wall.
Hermione's confused tone surprised him "Harry, don't be silly. Look I even have proof."
He heard her leave the room, but didn't really care, what on earth is she on about? thought Harry. I haven't married Ginny.
A few minutes later Hermione re-entered the room, she was holding a heavy leather bounded album with 'memories' stamped across the cover.
"Here, look Harry, your wedding photos." She threw the album at him, and sat down once more on Ron's bed. Glaring at him, with her arms tightly folded across her chest.
"MY WHAT!" roared Harry, pain not even seeming to register as the heavy book hit him in the ribs. He was very alarmed now, and starting to feel very scared.
He jumped up into a sitting position with his legs crossed underneath him. He slowly opened the album, afraid of what he might find. He had every right to be afraid, inside the album were photos that appeared to be from his wedding to Ginny. There he was in every photo sulking, while Ginny appeared to be having the time of her life. As he watched the photos, he saw his photo self give a very big grimace as Ginny kissed him on the cheek.
Harry's worst nightmare had been realised. He looked at his left hand, and there bold as brass on his wedding finger was a heavy set gold ring, Harry screamed, Hermione looked alarmed, and the whole room was thrown into chaos.
Very short, I know. But I've just had a brainwave for the next chapter and kind of had to put this in as a mini chapter.