Finally! my first fanfic. please be constructive in your criticisms, as this is my first time at writing fanfics.
Disclaimer: I absolutely in any way do not own Warhammer 40k.
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You know you're a redneck space marine if…..
1. They have to custom build your power armor to take into account your beer belly.
2. You paint your land speeder in a NASCAR style.
3. You are well known for smuggling beer to guardsmen on duty.
4. You customized your helmet to hold a beer can on either side.
5. You get so drunk, you mistake your chapter master for a hot blond girl.
6. You like to hang around Orks, and they like to hang around you.
7. You get drunk so much, you only have a BS of 1.
8. You're so filthy, that not even Tyranids would eat you.
9. You think a power claw would make a good back scratcher.
10. You are the only thing smellier than an Unclean One.
11. You use a chainsword to mow the lawn.
12. You keep a battle sister edition playboy poster in your rhino vehicle.