Tee hee! I'm in such a good mood. 1st reason: NO MORE SKOOL.
2nd reason: The teachers put on a way funny talent show 4 us (my Japanese teacher wore hot pants O.o)
and 3rd reason: I know I shouldn't be laughing but our school got robbed ^_~
I also luv da holidays because it's limitless time 4 me to watch TV and I always type up like 5 chapters in one day 4 my fanfics, so check often cause I always update ^_^ Yay I get to eat LOOOOTS of yummy Easter eggs! Incase I haven't updated by that time, I wish u guys a great Easter!!!!
Azure Rosas: It seems I'm good at torturing then ^_^ Hmm…if my memory is correct, I tell you who started the rumours in the next chapter, and yeah li with green hair! Funny!
SweetBabyGurl: Thanks 4 reviewing, like I told Azure Rosas, you find out who started the rumours next chapter.
LighthawkKnight: I never realised how fun it is write Eriol bashings! ^_^ and also thanks 4 your opinions and stuff!
azn-angel: have I updated fast enough? ^_^
Chibi-Blossom: WOW! You do give good complements!
deb : Thanksies, hope u read da rest of it too.
KawaiinessPnay: I think its fun to go hyper!!!! ^_^
lunemangelus: hmm…what to say to ur review…I'm glad u pay attention to the story???? I dunno, I'm weird today ^_^ thanksies
crystal-chan: I think u have great ideas! Heheh I actually edited a picture of li so that he had green hair…he looks good with it! ^_^
Queen Ryuuj: I MISSSSSSSSSS U HEAPS!!!!!! U missed out on heapz at skool in the last days! BTW have ya seen your cousin yet ^_~ hehehe anyways, i can't believe u missed out on Mr Wright topless! O.o (Lauren said to me afterwards 'I'm just glad that he kept his 'nation-feeder' hidden!' ^_^) And Mr Hopkins juggling flaming sticks! It was way funny...
SweetCherryBlossom: Whoops, I 4got to do that scene! *sweat-drops* but I'll put it in the next chap as a flash back 4 ya k? ^_^
Pink Cherry Blossom: um…I have absolutely no idea if glucose blows up….oh well! Apparently it does! ^_~
Azure Flame
Chapter 4.5 – Eriol torture part II
"Did you hear? That Hiragizawa guy's balls are numb!" Sakura heard a guy delightedly say.
"Are they serious?" Tomoyo asked Sakura.
"Yes. Someone hit a cricket ball too hard and it hit poor Eriol down below – in THAT spot."
"Ow! That would hurt, is Eriol alright?" Tomoyo asked, shuddering. Sakura closed her locker and nodded. "I think so…would YOU be alright?" She asked Tomoyo with a smile. For some reason, even though she loved Eriol to bits, she kind of enjoyed his pain! (hehe I'm too cruel)
"Anyway, he went home," Sakura informed her.
"That's a shame…"
"Yeah, I guess…"
"NO! I mean what if THEY are permanently damaged?" Tomoyo asked with a sly grin. Sakura lightly punched her. (All u dirty minded people get that right? ^_~)
/// The next day ///
"Hiya Eriol! How are you?" Sakura asked.
"Oh, just fine thankyou," Eriol replied bitterly. Sakura frowned, hurt by hurt by his attitude.
"yesterday I walked into a pole…it looked remarkably like a person…" (Get it? He's hallucinating)
"Yo Eriol! How are things below?" Tomoyo asked innocently. Eriol gave her a look and she shut up.
"Hey, how about we go see Yumei?" Sakura suggested, spotting Syaoran. (Love is in da air)
The three of them walked over. "I gotta go get an icepack," Eriol told them and walked off. (My best friend totally cracked up laughing at that ^_^)
Sakura and Tomoyo started talking to Yumei, Syaoran and Kai when Eriol got back.
"Hey baby!" he purred walking towards what eh thought was Sakura. "Miss me?" he asked before pulling 'Sakura' forward into a passionate French kiss. Eriol found that 'Sakura' was wearing pants, and didn't think anything of it as he slowly slid his hand down them! 'Sakura' struggled and shoved Eriol off.
"What the HELL did you do that for Hiragizawa?!" Syaoran yelled angrily.
"Sakura? You're a boy?"
"No you IDIOT!" and Syaoran kicked him in the nuts – HARD ^_~
"OWWWWWW!" Eriol criend and collapsed on the floor holding his nuts in agony.
"Are you feeling alright Eriol?" Sakura asked cautiously, crouching down next to him.
"That, was Syaoran wasn't it…" Eriol asked dejectedly. Sakura giggled.
"How bout you?" Sakura asked Syaoran - he glared at her.
"I've just been called 'baby' by a boy, had his tongue down my throat and his hand feeling me. Yeah I'm fine!" Syaoran sarcastically replied. (Gomen 4 the dirty graphics)
"Well, you're in a cheerful mood today," Sakura joked.
"Yeah well, you're not the one with the permanently scarred mind!" (Ha! I've got a scared mind too! I'm sooooo traumatized after seeing my music teacher with his top off! O.o)
"It was fun to see your face though!" Sakura teased.
"I'm glad I serve as entertainment for you," he said dryly. "And also, you need to teach your boyfriend a few lessons in manners…" Syaoran added, glaring at Eriol.
"I heard that Li!" Eriol said, for some reason really pissed. He walked up to 'Syaoran' and punched him hard.
"OW!" Sakura cried out, her head in her hands as she half collapsed onto the ground.
"Sakura!" Tomoyo cried out in alarm while Syaoran took on Eriol.
"What the hell is your problem?!" he asked, half angry, half shocked. Eriol looked at his hands and then onto Sakura. "I-I-I've got to go now!" Eriol whispered and then ran in the direction of the male toilets. Syaoran shook his head as he watched Eriol go and then crouched down next to Tomoyo and Yumei.
"You alright Sakura?" he asked worriedly. Sakura shook her head and Syaoran moved closer. "Let me see," he demanded gently. When she refused, he gently tried to pull her hand away. "Come on Sakura."
At the sudden touch of his hand, she let go, surprised and embarrassed. Syaoran seeing his chance hurriedly examined her tear stained face. He noticed a bruise starting to form under her eye. Sakura found herself transfixed by auburn eyes but flinched as he touched her cheek.
"It's just a bruise, it'll probably hurt for a while, but it can't be much worse then getting hit hard by a cricket ball," he added, referring to Eriol. Sakura smiled at his joke.
"We should go to the office then Sakura-chan!" Tomoyo said, slightly jealous of Syaoran's gently nature around Sakura.
/// Classroom ///
It was late in the day and Eriol was still hallucinating…
"Mr Hiragizawa come write the answer on the white board," the history teacher demanded. Eriol paused – "Crap, where's the board?" he asked no-one in particular but Syaoran heard him alright. "It's right over there!" he explained, pointing. Eriol's blurry eyes could just barely make out where Syaoran's hands were pointing. Eriol grabbed the marker and proceeded towards the whiteboard. In his neat fancy writing he wrote: North of Uranus. (is that even a place? O.o)
Suddenly the whole class erupted into uncontrollable laughter. Syaoran too smiled as he saw Eriol write 'North of Uranus' right on the teachers face. The teacher's eyes narrowed as he hotly stared at Eriol. "Do you mind explaining to me and the class why you did that?" Eriol shrugged confused.
"DETENTION!" The teacher declared, nostrils flaring. Syaoran sniggered contnently.
/// later ///
"What's wrong Syao? You've been in a bad mood all day!" Kami complained, tugging his arm suggestively.
"it's nothing Kam."
"Syao! I don't want YOUR bad mood to spoil our date tonight!" she told him indignantly. (Selfish brat ne?)
"Chill!" Syaoran said crossly. "but if you must know, it's about Hiragizawa."
"Oh him. Is that all?" she asked, examing her long hair. "Do you think this shampoo makes my hair shinier then before or not?"
Syaoran sighed, highly irritated.
"Fine. What about that guy?"
"Nothing apart from the fact that he's a big jerk."
Kami shrugged, "So? What are you going to do about it…but anyway, what colour matches my eyes?"
"Pink."
"Are you insane? Pink totally clashes with red!"
Syaoran shrugged wickedly, perfectly aware of that fact – after all he DID have good fashion sense!
"Oooh! You're just stirring me!" Kami said, smiling sexily at him. "but we definitely have to do something about your hair. I can't go to the richest restaurant with a guy that has GREEN hair!"
"So? I'll wear a cap," Syaoran responded sarcastically.
"Nah-ah-ah! Don't you dare! Come to my house this afternoon and I'll dye your back to it's original colour."
"but I've got to-"
"- yeah, yeah, I know. He can wait like an hour!"
"What is the chance that you won't get your way?"
"hmm…I'd say slim to none!"
/// after skool ///
"Ow! You're rubbing too hard!" Syaoran yelled. (I do realize that doesn't sound too good…She's rubbing his HEAD not that thing I'm sure you're all imagining! ^_~)
"Quit complaining! The dye has to get to your roots."
"Ow! Ever heard of the word GENTLE?!" Syaoran complained, "do you want me to have any hair left at all?!"
"Don't be ridicules syao! I'm not rubbing too hard." (Once again doesn't sound too good….)
"Easy for you to say!" Kami rolled her eyes and washed her hands.
***
"Much better! Hey, I think you'd look really cool with gold streaks!"
"I'm NOT going blonde!" Syaoran complained.
"Why not? You went green befpre, but don't be stupid! It's not your whole hair. Now come on and stop being so tight."
Syaoran sighed as Kami pushed him onto the seat again. "My hair smells like crap!"
"Does not. It's called 'bleech' and it's supposed to smell like that!"
Syaoran growled and folded his arms over his chest. This better be worth it… (Hmm, could Mr Li be talking about Sakura? ^_^)
///Eriol's house///
Eriol tripped on a toy. (actually he stacked it on air but thanks to Jounouchi's mushrooms he's still hallucinating! ^_^) and tumbled over his balcony and shrieked. "Eriol honey! Are you alright?" (hehe as my friend said, 'he falls off a balcony and all his mother says is are you alright?)
"OWWW!" came his reply.
///Sakura's house///
"Moshi moshi?" Sakura asked into her phone.
"Hi, is this Sakura?" a female asked.
"hai, it is."
"this is Eriol's mother, I just thought you should know that Eriol's in hospital."
"NANI? What happened…this time?"
"he fell off his balcony!"
"But how did he manage that?"
"I'm not to sure…" Sakura heard someone talking I the background.
"Sorry Sakura, that was just the doctor. It seems Eriol's broken some bones, so he'll be in hospital for a while." (Bwahahah my plans are finally unraveled! No more Eriol 4 a while=More S+S moments! Yey!)
Sakura slowly hung up the phone not sure whether she was sad or glad. After all, Sakura wasn't sure whether she still liked Eriol in the dsame way as she used to. How could he have punched me like that! Not to mention deliberately turning Li's hair green. He's been such an asshole these days…what should I do?
Sakura smiled as she picked up the phone again. "I'll know! I'll tell Tomoyo…no, I'm going to call Syaoran!" She timidly dialed his number.
"Hello?" a young voice asked.
"Oh! Hi can I please speak to Li-kun?"
"I guess…hang on…Syao? Someone wants to speak to you."
Sakura gulped, wondering about what Syaoran's reaction would be.
"Hello?" he finally asked. Sakura panicked. What am I going to say to him? His voice sounds so mature and deep when he's on the phone, should I just hang up?
"Err, hello this is Eriol!"
"Um, no offence but Hiragizawa doesn't have a feminine voice."
"Oh! I meant…" Shit! Why did I say Eriol?!
There was silence on the other end.
"Gomen nasai! What I meant was, I called you to tell you about Eriol."
"That's great and all, but I still need a name," he said drily.
"Do you really want to know?" she asked, embarrassed at how lame she sounded.
"Okay nevermind, why did you call me Sakura?" he asked, slightly annoyed.
"To tell you that Eriol fell off his balcony!" Sakura said, swallowing her embarrassment.
"What a nice girlfriend YOU are. Did you push him or sumtin' ?" Syaoran asked, amused at her glee.
"Nup! But he broke lots of bones!" She started giggling. Syaoran chuckled at her excitement. "That's great! I mean….uh, forget it."
"I know what you mean," Sakura assured him. "I'm sorry for any interruption, I just wanted to tell you that…"
"Right, see you tomorrow Kinomoto."
No…please don't go…
"Ja ne," Sakuira heard him hang up. Why oh why did I do that for? Sakura desperately thought hitting her forehead. I just felt like I could really open up to him…
TO BE CONTINUED
You likes? Not like? Tell me in ur reviews k? But answer me this question: have u ever had a teacher that after every word practically, calls out 'SHHHHH!' well I have. My friend and I always tally them and in one lesson she said 'shhhh' 27 times! I got mad though cause I was telling my friend about how cute Syaoran is in one episode of CCS, when my maths teacher fully almost yelled, "Would the two girls over there stop talking! If you want to do your own revision FINE!" and blah, blah, blah. GRRR that irritates me sooooo much.
He…he that's the Goss on my week so how about yours? ^_^
Da holy and much used equation: Lot's of reviews = good chappies.
PS in da next chapter, it gets very intimate between S+S!!!! ^_~
