Man! Today there are too many cars and too much wind!!!! I don't know how many times I had to stop my uniform kilt from flying up and flashing at on-viewers ^_^
Another reason why I was freaked/pissed is because when I was writing one of the stories 4 the chap, I was at a park see. Parks are supposed to be relaxing places. That's why I thought it would be nice, listening to music, writing away, every now and then glancing at the view – a nice river thingy. What am I getting at you ask? NEXT TO ME PEOPLE WERE HAVING SEX IN THEIR CAR! Geez! In broad daylight...IN PUBLIC FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! How did I know? The windows were all fogged up etc etc. *shudders* anyways, here are the replies to ur reviews (some of them made me crack up laughing…dunno why though ^_^)
Eclipse: hehe I was thinking that myself when I was writing the chapter. Let's just say that Sakura thought the door was locked, but it wasn't. Kai tried knocking and it just swung open – you know like in one of those lame horror movies ^_^
Kazeko-chan: I love Eriol too. ELI MOON on the other hand sux majorly. So yeah, I added you to the Eriol bashing ppl. Hope I wasn't too lame or violent or anything – it's not like I personally know you or what your taste's like ^_^
michiro-shizume: I seriously didn't mean my fic to be so harsh on Eriol, but what can you do? My hands have a mind of their own ^_^ Just pretend that the Eriol in this fic is really Eli. Man that guy get's on my nerves!!!! Hmm…A Kai description you ask??? Well, I forgot how I pictured him myself, so I'll just go look at my notes for the story….Okay, here we go: Yep kai's very hot in my eyes. His hair colour is between dark blue and black, and he has brown eyes. I guess he looks a bit like Eriol in a way – except more mischievous and childish looking. I'm sorry I never really gave a description on him before, I thought I had but then I realised that I'd only done a description on 'Kai' from my other story. I'm glad you like the name Azure Flame, I'm pretty proud of it myself ^_^ Cool! Neon eyes's is a really good name for a band! You rock at coming up with names!
Sakuralover: hehe I'm glad you liked it. Finally I'm not the only one that almost falls off chairs when reading fanfics ^_^ And yes, I'll probably make Sakura have a special appearance in the band. Probably just playing the violin or something….Hmm Sakura+Violin= death and icky noises. Oh well, I'll make her good at it ^_^
KawaiinessPnay: You got it! I will hand Eriol's nuts to you on a tray ^_^ Hope you like it, I'm not sure what your taste is, but I tried my best.
Azure Rosas: You didn't mention whether you wanted to release hell on Eriol or not, so I took it as a no. But I did you anyway, no major Eriol torture though…
arrow-card: I agree, it would be funny to see Sakura play an instrument ^_^
Queen Ryuuj: Aww, my loyal master always reviews! Thankyou my funky Egyptian mumma ^_~ Guess what? I'm listening to kenshin songs right now ^_^ Oh yeah, your review *scratches head* I always get distracted ne? I'm sorry you had a headache when u read chapter 9. Heheh JOEY AND KAI ARE SO BISHIE *drools* YAY now I'm playing 1-3!!!! Dat song kicks butt man!
Sakura-miaka: Thanks, I agree. Azure Flame would be a good name for the band and it would give more meaning to the title ne? So Azure Flame it is ^_^ Oh and I can't remember whether I replied to your email…I think I did… By the way, you get to kick Eriol's butt!
Virgo Writer: Okay, you're in. And you're right; it's a pretty long chapter, which is why I haven't updated for a while. I also lost interest in kicking Eriol's butt but I watched an episode of 'Cardcaptors' with Eli Moon and I immediately got inspired again! WHY DID THEY HAVE RO RUIN ERIOl'S PERSONALITY WITH THAT STUPID CREATION ELI MOON??? Sorry. ^_^ a tad high here
Amber: relax, I'm gonna finish the story! I don't mind informing you when I update; I just hope I typed the right email address. And I do have one other story on CCS, It's called 'the Tsuki cards' and I think it's pretty good. If you wanna read it, just click on my name and it's listed under my bio. If you still can't find it, just let me know and I'll give you the link for it
Pink Cherry Blossom: Yet another great review ^_^ doesn't the idea of Syao playing guitar turn you on? *grins* and I have that problem too. WHY DO I LOVE ANIME CHARACTERS???? Every anime I see I fall in love with at least one of he characters (yep that's a really long list - 31 bishies right at this moment) Whoops kinda going off topic here ^_^ Well I'll try to make Syaoran act real sexy playing the guitar so we can all drool!!!! ^_~ neeeeeed to droooooooooooooool
Azure Angel: Thanks 4 the review ams. R u gonna get the CCS manga at Borders? BTW, I printed two chapters of New Trials out for Louisa to read and she LOVED them! Unfortunately all the black ink has run out from the printer since it printed, roughly 37 pages out of it ^_^ SHIT!!!!
Feathers: thanks so much for your review!
sakura-chan: Thanks4 ur review, gomen gomen gomen! I seriously didn't have time 4 ur Eriol torture but I really wanted to do yours! Maybe I'll have another toture chap and u'll definitely be in it ^_^
Azure Flame
Chapter 10 – Special Eriol bashing chapter
Authors note: Obviously the scenarios taking place in the chapter do not really happen in Azure Flame and I do not wish to offend anyone with the contents in the chapter. (And I am assuming you are all girls ^_^ Even though some people didn't say whether they wanted to kick Eriol's butt or not and as much as I wanted to, I couldn't include you all. 8 may not sound like much, but God my hands are sore from typing them all up! *wipes sweat of brows*)
PART 1 – Azure Rosas takes action
Azure Rosas curiously opened her front door. "Hi Syao, what's up?" she asked, smiling pleasantly. Syaoran grinned and from behind him, out popped………Syaoran is Kawaii! ^_~
"Hi ya! Thank's for your latest review! I decided that you should see Syaoran's cooking live at your house!" I explained eagerly.
"Oh-no you don't! As much as I love Syaoran, you're not letting him come into MY kitchen!" Azure Rosas hurriedly said.
"Relax! Eriol can clean up any mess he makes!"
*Eriol pops up with a bucket and broom in one hand*
"That's a good boy! Now be a gentleman and scrub Azure Rosas's toilet!" I pushed Eriol into Azure Rosas' house and he disappeared scowling into the bathroom.
"You two have a good time now!" I said before vanishing into a puff off smoke.
Azure Rosas looked at Syaoran uneasily and then started drooling. Syao=hunky!!!! Syaoran VERRRRRRY hunky!
"Come in then! We don't want your perfect hair to get all messed up, standing on the doorstep!" Grabbing Syaoran's hand Azure Rosas hurled him inside.
"Nice place!" he commented. Examining some nearby photo's of Azure Rosas as a child he said, "how kawaii!"
"SHUT UP!" Azure Rosas said turning red, "So what are you going to cook for me?" she asked.
"I think Anzac biscuits are safe. Plus, they're really messy!" Great, trust Syaoran is kawaii to ruin my house!
Anyway, Azure Rosas sat down and watched Syaoran whiz around the kitchen like a professional. "I don't get it, I thought you sucked at cooking!" Azure Rosas said, confused.
"Nah. That's only when Syaoran is kawaii is on a high or when Sakura's involved!" Syaoran explained. After a few more minutes of baking, Syaoran shoved a plate of crunchy Anzac Biscuits under Azure Rosas' nose.
"Thanks!" Azure Rosas replied, "…are they safe?"
Syaoran smiled, "Only three. The rest have drugs in them! I thought Eriol might want a treat!"
Azure Rosas grinned but then stopped. "Hang on! Where did you get drugs from anyway?" She asked, suspiciously.
Syaoran shrugged, "don't ask me! Ask the crazy freak writing this bizarre chapter!" he replied.
Syaoran is kawaii: HEY! I prefer 'Syaoran is kawaii' or 'Queen Katsuya' or even 'incomplete nut' or 'master of all Li bins', or 'Seiya Radcliffe' or 'Inu no baka!' Take your pick!
Azure Rosas and Syaoran drone out my ranting and walked up to the bathroom where Eriol was currently scrubbing shit of the toilet.
"Hi!" Azure Rosas said, dangerously, "We though you might like a biscuit!"
Eriol suspiciously sniffed the tray. "How do I know they haven't been tampered with?"
Syaoran smiled innocently, "Would I be offering them to you if they were?"
"yes." Eriol replied flatly.
Azure Rosas grinned, "here we'll prove they're safe!" Whispering to Syaoran, she asked, "which ones are safe?"
"MY! That's one looks great Azure Rosas!" Syaoran said, handing her one. Once Azure Rosas and Syaoran had stuffed their faces, Eriol stood up, threw his toilet bish out the window, took off his gloves, pushed his glasses back up his nose and picked up a biscuit.
"it's not fair you know? How Syaoran is kawaii makes me evil! I'm not! I'm just really jealous of YOU!"Eriol complained, nodding his head in Syaoran's direction, for emphasis.
"Let's just hope she makes you like the REAL Eriol Hiiragizawa soon then," Syaoran replied. Eriol nooded, hopefully and ate a drugged biscuit. "….you're EVIL Syaoran is kawaii!" he cried before immediately going high!
"yeah, yeah," Azure Rosas said, leaving Eriol to spin around her bathroom with no clothes on – except some toilet paper covering his private parts.
"How about we go to your house now Syao!" Azure Rosas suggested.
///Syaoran's house///
"Hey Hiroki!" Azure Rosas said, smiling happily at the little boy. "It's really nice to finally meet you!" She chirped, clasping Hiroki's hands in her own. "Now….where's that drunken dickhead?!"
Syaoran shrugged, having no idea what she was talking about, so he busied himself with wiping dust off the TV screen with his sleeve.
Azure Rosas grinned evilly and determinedly began rolling her sleeves up.
"What exactly is she planning to do?" Hiroki asked Syaoran.
"I'm taking care of some business! It's time to take out the trash!" Flinging the door to Syaoran's father's room open. "There's that mean loser!" Opening up the window Azure Rosas lifted Mr Li off his ass and threw him out the window.
Syaoran gasped, "What did you do that for?"
"Hn! I was just spring cleaning!" Azure Rosas replied. Facing the 'camera' she grinned and made the peace sign with her fingers. "May Syaoran's stupid father be gone FOREVER!!!!"
*curtains close*
(Thanks again for all your reviews Azure Rosas! You practically always review each chapter and say nothing but positive comments! Keep it up! *hug*)
Part 2 – GAH! Run away! It's Queen Ryuuj and she's on a high!!!!!!
Queen Ryuuj: Come ON Yami Bakura! Stop giving Ryou a blow job!
Yami Bakura: Why not? It's fun!
Queen Ryuuj: Why not give Yuugi a wedgie? Or dress Joey up in a dog suit…hang on that's Ryuuji's job. Where is he anyway?
*Ryuuji is seen brushing his hair*
Queen Ryuuj: *Sweat-drops* Oh well.
Syaoran is kawaii: Hey! Stop perving at Bishie's and do what your supposed to do!
Queen Ryuuj: What was that again? *mumbles something about having a 10 second memory* Oh yeah! Killing Eriol right?
Syaoran is kawaii: *nods*
Queen Ryuuj: Oh joy. Where is he anyway?
*Eriol is seen practising magic*
S.I.k: *sweat-drops* Wrong Eriol. That's the REAL ERiol. Where's MY Eriol? *grabs PeGAYsus to use his 'x-ray eye'
Queen Ryuuj: MUAHAHAHAH! Victim is spotted! *Jumps on Blue Eyes White Dragon and flies off with a crack of Seto's whip XD
SIK: No need 4 you anymore Pegsy! *throws him to a million hungry Yami Bakura's to feed on*
Queen Ryuuj calmly walked up to ERiol's desk. Flashing him an evil grin she traced Eriol's chin gently with her index finger.
SIK: WHY ARE YOU SEDUCING HIM???!!!!
Queen Ryuuj: College Days….GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD Fanfic ^_~
SIK: *sweat-drops* Whatever. Do your job k? Or do you need some Blue Pepsi?
Queen Ryuuj: Maybe later Chihuahua. *cackles like a dolphin*
"What do you want?" Eriol asked, unnerved.
"Well I 'accidentally' washed my contacts down the sink. Can I borrow your glasses?" Queen Ryuuj asked innocently.
Eriol blinked a few times in confusion. "I guess…"
"Great! Thanks so much!" Queen Ryuuj snatched the glasses out of Eriol's hand. Examining them for a few moments she put them on. "Holy Yami Bakura! I feel smart! Let's see…when mum gives me the money I will be able to buy…five X/1999 Manga!! Clearing her throat she turned to look out the window. Pretending to trip, she flung Eriol's glasses over her head.
Eriol's widened in horror as he watched (even though he can't see without glasses ^_^;;) his glasses smash into the school window. Glass shattered everywhere, so Queen Ryuuj hurriedly grabbed Anzu and used her as a shield. A thousand glass pieces cut Anzu until she was covered in holes. Eriol however, hadn't brought and umbrella or a human shield so he too got chopped up into pieces.
Queen Ryuuj dusted off her pants and glanced at the remains of Anzu. Shrugging she muttered, "What?! She needed to be more holy."
Eriol looked up, "That's so lame you know."
"Well duh! It sounds like the jokes my Spanish relatives say in Chile."
After all the blood had been drained out of Anzu and Eriol, Yami Bakura appeared in the doorway, licking his lips. "Fresh Blood!"
Joey and Honda: *appearing in mid air* It's a feeding frennnnnnnnnnnzy!
Queen Ryuuj: *Punches Honda unconscious and keeps him as an emergency human shield.
SIK: JOUNOUCHI!!!!!!! *starts groping him*
Queen Ryuuj: *sweat-drops*
Anyways, Yami Bakura was enjoying licking the blood off Eriol and then moved unto Anzu.
"I'm BLIIIIIINNNNNNND!" ERiol cried, "Where's my glasses?????"
Queen Ryuuj stopped drooling over Yami Bakura to answer her question. "They kinda flew out the window remember?"
"Oh- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Queen Ryuuj cackled evilly and then started singing 'tactics' and imagining Kenshin naked.
SIK: HEY!!!!! KENSHIN'S MMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!! I liked him first!
Queen Ryuuj: *sticks out tongue* I saw him first!
Princess Boom: *Kero pinch* here we go again!!!! Now…where's my cockatoo?
"Must find glasses! Must find my precious glasses!" ERiol continued ranting, walking over to the window and falling out.
*THUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDD*
///The next day///
Eriol woke up to the sight of… white, white and more white. "Why am in a hospital?!" he asked the wall in frustration.
"Poor boy's delusional! Talking to walls and all," Queen Ryuuj commented.
"Oh no! Evil woman in the building! I can't see you, but I can still smell you!" Eriol cried.
"Nah. All you can smell is Seto. He's starting to let off gas bad! But enough about ma Seto, how 'bout you? All bandaged up!"
Eriol grunted.
"Here's your glasses!" Queen Ryuuj dropped them into a bowl of dog food. "The food was for Joey, but you're in more need!"
"Wow! Thanks so much!" Eriol replied sarcastically.
"Open wide! Here comes the choo-choo train!!!!"
Eriol squirmed as the dog food was shoved into his mouth. In attempt to breath, Eriol hurriedly the swallowed the food. He gasped as the glass cut his throat and finally his heart.
"I shall get my revenge!" Eriol croaked and then finally became limp as the heart monitor let out the usual consistent beep __________________________________________
Millions of doctors ran into the room and moved Eriol onto life support. When they were satisfied that Eriol was alive they exited the room.
"I'm alive!"
"Not for long you little shit!" Queen Ryuuj said and pulled the plug.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo……..ooo……ooo……oooooooOOOO….."
The end.
Yami Bakura is still licking his lips, Ryuuji's still brushing his hair, Lauren is still designing Squall's super cool shoes, Princess Boom is still reading the Kai and Rei fanfic and hunting for Li bins, Mr Wright is still a nation-feeder, Yami's still locked in the millennium puzzle, Joey's still eating pizza, Syaoran is still kawaii, Kenshin still has red hair, Azure Angel/Amy W is still obsessed with Syaoran's pants and New Trials fanfic, and Syaoran is Kawaii is still in love with 31 Anime characters. The world still turns.
(Thanks so much 4 always reviewing Q.R! And for agreeing that Syaoran's pants are hot, and for giving me the ep where Duke has dressed Joey in a dog suit, and for showing me Kyokou Geemu and for always making me laugh and for colouring Syaoran's hair green and for agreeing that Kenshin in MINE and for allowing me to draw Yami Bakura's dick on your bible, and for making me laugh so much when the orange juice came out of your nose that time BUT I don't thank you for RIPPING THAT PIECE OFF JOEY"S DICK!!!!! Tee hee and the list could go on and on!!!! And most importantly THANKS SO MUCH FOR BEING MY FRIEND and writing Emerald Dice! I love that fic!
Part 3 – KawaiinessPnay had arrived – nut cracker
Syaoran glanced at Hiroki uneasily, "What are you all excited about?" he asked, cautiously raising an eyebrow. Hiroki grinned and clapped his hands together. "I get to play with my new friend! Her name's Alily!" Hiroki explained.
Syaoran rolled his eyes and started washing the dirty dishes. "Some help would be nice you know," Syaoran hinted.
"Al-right!" Hiroki sighed – after all he was a helpful brother. When all the dishes were done, Hiroki giggled again and waited patiently till Syaoran was ready to take him over to the Penguin park.
"What's she like anyway?" Syaoran asked.
"Really cool – and just a tad hypo!" Hiroki answered. Syaoran nodded his approval. He was about to ask Hiroki another question when screams could be heard across the street.
"What the hell is going on over there?" Syaoran asked, bewildered. Hiroki haltered.
"What's wrong Hiro?"
"T-That guy! H-He's so mean to me! He always tried to upstage me!" Hiroki whimpered.
"You have a rival already?!" Syaoran commented and then glanced up at the balcony again. "Who's the chick punching him?"
Hiroki smiled, "That's Alily!"
"WHAT?????"
Hiroki nodded and then grinned again, "ha ha! She's trying to pull his hair out now!" Syaoran sweat-dropped." Isn't that Mokuba form Yu-Gi-Oh?
///balcony///
"You suck! You hear me?! Hiroki is so perfect you can't be his rival!!!"
Mokuba blinked stupidly. "ERGH!!! I'm seriously gonna kick the shit out of you!!!!" KawaiinessPnay shrieked, grabbing a chainsaw. Mokuba screamed and in self defence, pushed Alily off the balcony.
Oh! Look there's Eriol! I wanna kick his nuts! KawaiinessPnay thought as she fell down. "Hayyya!!!!" She cried, extending her foot to kick Eriol's nuts. Eriol dropped his grocery bags in shock. "OWWIE! That hurt you cow!"
"Do I look like I care? NO! This one's for when you dyed Syaoran's hair green!!!" And Eriol crumpled to the ground in pain.
Across the street Syaoran wasn't sure whether to laugh or join in. "Are you sure you still want to play with Alily? She looks kinds busy at the moment."
"Ohayo Alily!" Hiroki called, waving happily. Alily looked up in surprise. "Hi ya Hiro-kun! Wait one sec!" And with one last strike, Alily walked away from Eriol and joined Syaoran and Hiroki.
///later at school///
Eriol hobbled out of his history classroom. "What's wrong Hiragizawa?" someone asked. Eriol groaned and explained about how some crazy girl had attacked his private area. The boy raised an eyebrow.
"Damn right I did! And who said you could call me a crazy girl!!!!" Alily cried, leaping into the air, did a flip and then punched Eriol's balls again. "I don't have time now for more abuse, but mark my words, at lunch; you'll wish you had some sticky tape and painkillers! Chao!" And she ran off.
///lunch///
Eriol took one last bite form his sandwich and tossed the rapping in a nearby bin. He heard a war cry and looked up. "GAHHHH!" he cried, backing into a tree as a whole army of angry females started charging him holding bowling balls. Leading them was none other than KawaiinessPnay.
"Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha Ever had a bowling ball drop on your foot?" she called out.
Eriol nodded numbly.
"Well it's gonna hurt 25 times more!!!!!" Alily exclaimed. "Ready girls? On the count of Syaoran Li. Ready? Syao, Ran, Li! RELEASE!!!!!!"
50 million bowling balls rained into the air, each causing a loud THACK sound as they streamed down and hit Eriol's nuts.
"hehe meet my friends! We're pretty powerful gals as you can tell! Now get on your knees and apologize for being a dick head to me and to Syaoran!!!!!" Alily demanded.
"I – Can't – move – yet!" Each word was a struggle for the poor boy lying on the ground WAYYYYYY past the numb stage.
*the 'screen' slowly fades to black as Alily started violently kicking Eriol's nuts again. Red words appear across the screen, dripping ruby coloured blood: Ha! Never mess with kawaiiness Pnay – and read her fanfic 'Not another Clinched Game'
The end
(Thanks for always reviewing and your enthusiasm for kicking Eriol's nuts. Did I do a good job? Oh and I really, really, really super glad that you updated NACG!!!!!)
Part 4 – Evil eyes/Queen Hired assassin/Lauren is holding up butcher knives- NOT GOOD!
Sitting cross legged on the floor Lauren lovingly put a Steven King book back on the shelf of her bedroom. Opening up a black box from underneath her bed, she opened it up. Inside lying against dark purple velvet were two small VooDoo dolls. One resembled a handsome teenager with dark blue hair and gorgeous sapphire eyes – yes. Eriol Hiragaizawa. The other resembled a REALLY ANNOYING GIRL AT SCHOOL WHO WE CALL 'It.'
She opened up a similar box which had a picture of Squall's shoes on the inside lid. That box was completely filled with miniature Gunblades and butcher knives. Carefully sticking the butcher knives through the Eriol doll she was pleased to see blood coming out of his mouth. She stuck numerous gunblades in the 'It' doll.
She then placed both dolls in the bigger box again and hid it under her bed. She skipped out of the room and went on the internet to see if her crazy friend SIK had emailed her more Squall Leonhart pictures. (Final Fantasy 8 game)
///the next day///
Lauren picked up a local newspaper and read the healine. Ugly 14 year-old found with gunblades stuck in her sides. Continued page 7.5.
What about Eriol though???!!! She thought.
She walked heard the news blearing form a TV and walked over to it. She smiled with satisfaction as she listened to the freaky news reader.
"Last night a boy by the name of Hiragizawa Eriol was found dead in the sewers. He had been killed with sharp butcher knives shoved into his sides."
"Now for faze two!" Lauren thought with a smile.
FAZE TWO:
Lauren was with Eriol, in the mosh pit area of an Eminem concert. "F**K THE FREE WORLD!!!!!!" he cried and Lauren nodded in agreement. Eminem /slim shady/ Martial Mathers started rapping again and Lauren joined in word for word. After the freaky concert was over and no less then 5 people had died from the microphone stand stabbing them, Lauren and Eriol walked outside. "You okay?" she asked Eriol, not really concerned. Eriol nodded dazed. "You know what? I'm totally inspired now!" She said cheerfully, grabbing and axe, she peeled Ms Magill's body off it and chopped of Eriol's head with the sharp end.
"Happy SIK? I killed Eriol?"
Syaoran is kawaii nodded. Good job Lauren. Now on the dreadful Nation feeder!!!!
The end
(I know you don't read my story or review it, and think that I am a weird obsessed anime freak, but hey! I so had to put you in there! Thanks 4 laughing at Joey's dorkiness and loving Squally too and helping me designing Squall's fabulous new shoes!!! *grins widely*)
Part 5 – Sakura-Miaka lets it rip.
Syaoran is Kawaii: Okay people's I'm gonna call out the cast list for the special beyblades killing Eriol section….
Syaoran can play Kai, Sakura-Miaka can play Rei, Hiroki can play Max the hypo child, Tyson can play himself and Eriol can play Kenny in a dress!
Eriol: Why Kenny?
SIK: Because he's the geekiest. Don't complain!
///Beyblade arena///
Syaoran Is Kawaii stood up excitedly with the microphone clutched firmly in one hand. "3, 2, 1….leeeeeeeeet it RIP!!!!!!"
Kai/Li spun his beyblade forcefully into the dish, while Rei/Sakura-miaka snuck up behind Tyson and hurled a saucepan onto his thick head. Needless to say, Tyson passed out ^_^
"And Kai/Li wins the first round!" I told the audience. As the whole arena was filled with cheering, Rei/Sakura-miaka chose her next victim – Kenny/Eriol. "Those are some neat, huge, dorky glasses you've got there on your head!" Rei/Sakura-miaka commented and then when Kenny/Eriol blushed, she pushed him into the beyblade dish.
"Let it rip!" I called out again and Kai/Li smirked as he released his blue blade more powerfully, resulting in Eriol/Kenny getting chopped up into bits. Everyone in the audience, hurriedly held up Umbrella's to shield themselves from the un-coming blood.
"Stop the match!" I called out in dismay, "Can someone PLEASE wipe all the blood out of the dish and remove the dead body! It's interfering with the match!" I exclaimed, secretly smiling at poor Eriol/Kenny. Max/Hiroki immediately stepped forward and chucked Eriol/Kenny into an extra-large garbage bad and flung it into a nearby bin.
"And Kai/Li is making an excellent move here, cleverly dodging the opponent's beyblade…huh? What's this?" Kai's/Li's beyblade flew high into the air. "Dranzer! Flame thrower!" Kai/Li barked. Flames erupted from his beyblade and attacked the unconscious Tyson. "Errrgh!!!!!" Tyson cried, and started dancing around the arena trying to put out the flames. Kai/Li smirked and I gave him the thumbs up. "Excellent work Kai/Li! Rei/Sakura-miaka!"
*Everyone takes a bow as the stadium erupts into cheers!"
The end.
(Thanks Sakura-miaka for always reviewing my story and I'm sorry if I wrote your bit weird because I have a very bad cold and I'm not feeling to well!"
Part 6 – Princess Boom loves Li bins and Yami bins. Be nice, she's my best buddy!
Princess Boom (PB) : Yami Yami Yami Yami Yami Yami Yami Yami Yami Yami Yami Yami Yami Yami Yami Yami Yami Yami Yami Yami Yami Yami Yami Yami Yami Yami Yami Yami Yami Yami Yami Yami Yami Yami Yami Yami Yami Yami Yami Yami Yami Yami Yami Yami Yami Yami YAMMMMMIIII IIISSS SSSOOOO HOOOOOOTTT! *starts kissing Yami poster on wall*
SIK: *clears throat* Err, PB? Don't you wanna kill Eriol?
PB: HAIIII!!! *smiles evilly and then steps back from wall*
SIK: By the way, are you done reading that Beyblades fic I leant ya?
PB: *nods* *goes all dreamy* so sweet! I love Yaoi! Rei and Kai make the perfect couple!
SIK: *nods in agreement*
///fades into Design and Technology classroom///
PB: hmmm…how do you work this stupid thing? *stares confused at a scroll saw* Oh I get it! It's for chopping stuff! *starts day dreaming about chopping Yugi's dick off*
PB Hikari: Stop day dreaming! That's so harsh! Yugi needs his accessories!
PB: *hesitates and then snaps out of it*
Yami PB: NOOOOOOO it's alright! Chop Yugi's balls off! Chop EVERYONE'S balls off!
PB: NOOOOOO! Ma bishie's need their balls like: syaoran, kai, rei, yami, seto, eriol even though I wanna torture him, van, raven, Rudolf, neal, Jonathan, george, cleon, numair, haruka doesn't have balls but her too, seiya, tuxedo shit head – even HE needs his balls……is that all?
Yami PB: whhhhhhhhhhateva. Just at least chop pegasus' balls off!
Hirkari YB: NOOOOO don't be a sinner! You have to stay holy and pure!
PB: *looks from her mini hikari and Yami* Sorry hikari, but I'm with my Yami. *flicks hirkari off shoulder* Screw holiness! I'm A DIRTY WOMAN!!!!!! *starts laughing evilly and then spots Eriol enter the class room*
Eriol: Man what's with all these crazy ppl's tryin to kill me!
PB: *whispers* and yet, you ain't seen nothing yet!!!!!
Eriol: *gets out wood to cut*
PB: RARRRRR!!!! *charges at Eriol with sharp piece of wood in hard*
Eriol: GAHHHHH
Pb: YOU MAKE FUN OF SYAO-KUN! DIIIIIIIIIEEEE *starts stabbing him with wood*
ERiol: OWWWW!!!!!
Teacher: settle down dudes. If you wanna kill Eriol, that's your choice ….. but i don't wanna have ta clean it all up k?
PB: *nods like an angel* yes miss! *starts stabbing Eriol again*
//few mins later///
Eriol: YAY! It's a master-piece! My perfect picture frame that took me 5 months to make!!!
PB: *growls* *snatches picture frame from Eriol's hands and smashes it over his head.
Eriol: *makes choking noises*
//few more minutes later///
Eriol: *talking to himself* hmm…who's my favourite character from beyblades you ask? Well……Kenny just sux…..Max is too hyper-active….Rei has long hair and a shit ying-yang on his back….and kai is a selfish, arrogant bastard….Yep - I'd have to say Tyson is my fave!
PB: *appears with flames behind her* HOW DARE YOU! I mean, you're right about Max and Kenny ^_^ BUT HOW DARE YOU SAY THOSE THINGS 'BOUT REI AND KAI YOU KOITSU!!!!!!!!!!!!! But most of all……………………………………….. YOU ARE FRIKIN' INSANE FOR LIKING TYSON THE BEST!!!!!! *hangs a sign saying: 'stay away fro me, I'm insane!' around Eriol's neck and pushes him into a scroll saw*
Eriol: NOOOO there goes my hands….now my feet…Oh! There goes my shoes!
SIK: *pops up and grabs shoes* MUAHAH
PB: *knocks SIK over the head with Squall's shoes* hey! Only Kai's shoes rock!!!!!
ErIol: Anyway, there goes my left leg…and now my right…OWWWWWIIIEEE there goes my head…..
PB: hehehe bub bai sucker!
Yami: *pops up* nicely done rabid fan girl number 17283764655748393039374746!
Pb: Thanksies! *hugs Yami*
THE END (thanks 4 being ma bestest friend Lou! Hail Yaoi and fanfiction and anime and obsessed anime freaks and New Trials and etc, etc, etc, etc etc *runs out of breath*
Part 7 – Kazeko-chan
Syaoran is kawaii: eh he he he he! I wanna make Eriol into keitaro from love Hina so we can all kick him into outa-space!!!!!! *grins widely* Okay Queen Ryuuj get typing!!!! *pushes her into the seat*
///Hinata Sou///
Once again we come back to Hinata Sou. As you can see it's all normal here! *Eriol screams as he goes flying past and crashes into a tree*
Yeap! All normal! Now we shall visit the babes in the inn. *zooms to Kazeko-chan dressed in a Naru outfit….too FAR in. *camera smashes into her breasts*
"YOU PERVERTS!!!!"Kazeko-chan cried, shoving the camera away, "how DARE you do that!" *punches Eriol into the neighbours swimming pool*
*cries are heard: "EWW! You pervert!. Ahhhh there goes Eriol again! *ping sounds as he flies into the clouds and gets spiked on an aeroplane!!!! ^_^ After a few moments the captain gets pissed off and starts the windscreen wipers. Eriol flies back down to earth and is run over by a van*
"Oh Gomenasai!" Syaoran cries out, with blood running down his face. (You know Seta-san?)
"YAY! Eriol-senpai!" Kaolla cries out, holding a remote! "Wanna be the tester for my mega, mega Kazeko-chan! Equipped with bombs and grenades as well!"
Eriol shrieks and flails his arms around as he screams "NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
Kaolla grins, "I'll take that as a yes!"
Mega Mega Kazeka-chan flies into Eriols….towel?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM *everything shakes as the whole world cracks in half!*
*Mini Kazeko-chans dance around in white robes singing 'alleluia!!!!!'*
The end! (Sorry that this one was really short but I seriously couldn't be bothered ya know? Thanks Kazeko-chan 4 all Ur reviews!! You rock!)
Part 8 – Azure angel/Amy has eaten 8 Timtams dipped in Salsa sauce and had 1.5 litres of Mountain dew! Watch out!
Amy: *sits alert on my couch* Hmm….. *fingers remote* almost….almost….almost…AHA! *presses pause on the remote and it is paused on eriol's dick* Hmm….Syao's is bigger…or at least it SHOULD be bigger! *shrugs* Oh well, toilet break!
SIK: *passed out unconscious on the floor with a picture of Syaoran over her head*
Amy: *glances at me uneasily* eheheheh *sweat-drops* sheesh! She's missing all the fun! *starts reading 'interesting thoughts – today's topic: Li Syaoran's dicky at the age of 10* man we were seriously high when we wrote that.
SIK: *starts sleep talking* No! Syao!!!! Don't go and dress up like a girl!!! Oh wait..plz do!* ZZZzzzzZZZZzzzZZZZZzzzzZZZZzzz
Amy: *Throws salsa sauce at her*
SIK: *stirs* Hi ya amy! OHH! Ur reading the thingy that we wrote that time you came over! Wanna freak them out by typing out the flash backs?
Amy: *sweat-drops* Are you serious? This is supposed to be an ERiol bashing chapter! And anyway, that's so embarrassing what we wrote!!!
SIK: Good point….but I wanna do it anyway (sorry if u didn't want me to Amy but I can't resist) And anyway, you don't really wanna bash Eriol up anyway! Let's end this crazy chapter with an excerpt from when we were really high!!!
Amy: *grumbles*
SIK: Yay!! Here we go dudes: taken from 'interesting thoughts'
Fiona/SIK: heheh imagine Li having an errection!
Amy: Well something's finally taller than the world trade centre..i'll write it down in the Guinness book of records
Fiona: if it was that big how did his mother give birth to him in the first place?
Amy: well I rekon it GREW with wat he did…I suppose since Li is so smart he can use those brains in DIFFERENT areas…to expand his personal development…
Fiona:"Now I know how he became such a good sword fighter. Whoosh whoosh CRACK
///flash back///
Syaoran's mother: Syao honey! Stop practising wit ur valuables. U might break something.
Chibi Li: Huuuya! Take that! I'm da best sword fighter there is! Oh amy!!! Wanna practice wit me?
Amy: wait a sec…[private joke was here] I'm temporarily disabled
Fiona: then I'll play wit u honey! *takes out wooden sword*
Syaoran: That's too easy!
Fipna: *sweat-drops* who da hell does this kid think he is?
Syaoran: *making so called orgy noises [you don't want to know. Let's just say it's off a Beyblades episode and I have a dirty mind ^_^] Take that! *gets out his 'sword' and cracks the wooden sword cleanly into two exact pieces
Amy: ow dat gotta hurt…I hope nothing broke down there…I want it all in one piece!
Fiona: hmm maybe we should change the subject – this is creeping me out!
Chibi Syao: *walks up to me with his 'sword' in hand* wanna go again?
///end of flash back///
Fiona: Woah! Dat was shit scarey!
Amy: so let's change the subject! U want da left bum cheek or da right?
Fiona: hm…which one is juciest? I want my money's worth…*reads Mc Wongs menu* [yet another private joke…] $15:00 per bum cheek? Qh what a rip off! Get it…rip off???? ^_~
Amy: hahahaha but lady they're fresh and tender! Straight from the guy himself!
Fiona: You are disgusting my friend…let's find a pic of Li in hotpants…
Amy: Ok we need more inspiration…and my friend…u made the menu up if I do recall! Also is da inspiration ready yet? I need to get hot!
Fiona: Yuki's a verrrrry lucky man!....Touya's so tall he must have 'HuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEE talent' but seriously kero should remove that pencil from THAT position
Amy: I SPOTTED IT!!!!!
Fiona: Where? where? where?
Amy: well I spotted HIM so it's got to be here somewhere…
Fiopna: but he's facing the black board!...
AmyL OWWWWW!! BACK VIEW! BAAAAACKKK VIEW!
Both: *start drooling*
Amy: OMG!!!! STOOOOOOOOOOOP
Fiona: OMG!!! U FOUND DICK?
Amy: I FOUND DICK!!!!!
Fiona: Eriols???
Amy: Down down!
Amy: *fingering remote* damn! Missed it again! Ahhhh stay still!!! OWWW …that's the closest I can get it, it's sorta a bit hidden, but I can still see it!!! It's tinnnnney!
Fiona: there it is…
Amy: Li's still bigger! Heheh it's hangin in there sumwhere! There dangling down! *crack up laughing*
Fiona: Touya's back view
Amy: It sticks out! Humpy!
Fiona: grab a spoon…let's dig in!
Amy: scrape it off!
Fiona: well if it looks like dis, then you can only imagine how big IT is! I'm sure it could feed a small nation!
Amy: I guess Syao is getting jealous but he's da man! I'm sure he'll be dat big or bigger when he get's to dat stage
Fiona: OMG! Touya's in a VERY suggestive position ne?
Amy: It's bumpy!....OH!...dat was close…ARGH! Ur mum walked in *sweat-drops*
Fiona: Look at that perfect postion…perfect I tell you! mmmmmm…..
//end of excerpt///
Amy: *cover face with magazine* AAHHHH! My reputation is ruined!
Fiona: *grins* don't worry! I'm just as embarrassed! And in our defence, we had been eatin loooots of suga b4 hand!!!!! *starts begging at ppl's feet* Plz plz don't think I'm freaky now! I really do write okay stories!!!!! This was just a wacky chapter which took bloody ages to put up anyway!
THE END TO ALL MADNESS
Hi it's the author again! Once again though I apologize if I have offend anyone with this chapter and sorry 4 swear words if they appeared. Next chapter Syao will be playing in da band! Wonda how that'll go? *grins*
So plz plz plz review and tell me what u thought about this wacky scary chapter! Arigato! *people start throwing books at me*