We were backstage at a house show. Although there really wasn't much for me to do. Randy and Dave were the only members of Evolution at this house show with me, but for whatever reason they 'needed me' which I think is a bunch of bull… they just don't want to have to get their own bottled water and stupid shit like that, lazy asses.

Dave had already had his match, it was against the Hurricane (Shane Helms), I think Dave was out of the locker room for about 4 minutes or less. I kinda felt bad for the little dude (Shane that is) because look who he's up against, Big Bad Batista, it's only a matter of time before Dave gets the win.

Randy's match was later that night, and Dave was set to go out there with Randy. It'd been half an hour and I had done a total of 3 things, made sure the matches were going as scheduled, gotten the guys water, and gotten their scripts for the next weeks to come. We'd been bull shitting in the locker room when there's a knock at the door. Dave gets up to answer it, "Hey… Who are you?"

"You must be Dave. It's great to finally meet you! Where's ASS??" Dave looks at the woman oddly, "Ass?" When I hear that my eyes bulge out of my head, "SARAH ELIZABETH VANDERS! YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT IN FRONT OF THESE TWO!!?? Please, God… tell me you did NOT just say that. Just lie to me SEV, say you didn't say THAT nickname!" Sarah's eyes got big, "Umm… okay? I didn't say it. Are you okay Andy?"

I rolled my eyes, "Oh yea. Just peachy. I'd be wonderful if you wouldn't have called me ASS in front of these two, they'll never let me live it down." I sighed, "Oh well, not anything I can do about it now. Come here and give a hug damn it!" I got up and Sarah came in the door and we squealed and gave each other a huge hug.

Dave and Randy looked at each other and Randy had that stupid smirk on his face, yet again. When we finally stopped hugging I turned to the guys. "Guys, this is my cousin Sarah Vanders, SEV this is Randy Orton, and THIS is Dave Batista, my boyfriend." Sarah laughed, "I see you have pretty good taste. How long have ya'll been going out?" Randy rolled his eyes, "Three or four days. But they've wanted each other for quite some time. Ever since Dave got back from injury, right Rea?"

I looked at Randy with wide eyes, "Why did you just tell him that?" Randy smiled innocently, "It's not that big of a deal. Dave here had the hots for ya ever since he first saw you, which would have been at one of Ric's parties a long time ago." I smiled, "Oh. In that case I'm alright with it. But next time don't tell him things like that Orton!" Randy shrugged, "Eh… what ya gonna do? Sick some wrestler on me? HA!"

Sarah got an evil gleam in her eye, "No… she won't sick a wrestler on you. I'll come after you myself. Although I don't think I would mind torturing you at all… so Andy… do I get permission to torture him?? Do I?" I looked at Sarah oddly, "Um… I don't really have a problem with it, but you should probably get Randy's permission. After all he hasn't done anything to me yet… and I think he may just like a little torture, especially from you."

Sarah laughed, "I was kidding. Really, I don't torture people anymore. I found that attracted too many freaks. That and it got kind of old after a while. I'd rather be sweet and innocent." I laughed, "HA! YOU sweet and innocent?? Don't make me laugh. Oh wait… I already did, never mind then."

Randy and Dave looked kind of scared, "We were kidding around boys. I thought I warned you about me and Sarah. Actually I KNOW I warned you." Dave shook his head, "Yea. You did. It's just, you're so different. Not really bad different, I can't really explain it. It's just weird. I'll get used to it eventually."

I walked over to Dave and kissed his cheek, "You're gonna put up with me, eh?" Dave smiled, "Of course, who wouldn't want to put up with a beautiful woman?" I smiled, "There are a lot of people that I don't think would want to put up with me actually." Dave shook his head, "Those people are pretty stupid then. If anyone tries anything with you let me know… I'll rip them limb from limb."

Sarah sighed, "Aww… that's so cute. I wish I had a man that would do that for me." I just smiled at her, "Eventually we'll get you a guy. We just have to find one worth wile… it's too bad we're not on SmackDown!… they have Brock Leasnar, John Cena *pause* I'm drawing a blanc… okay so maybe smackdown doesn't have THAT many hot guys." Sarah laughed, "See now IF I watched wrestling I would know who the hell you were talking about. But I don't so I have no clue who those guys are."

The guys looked shocked, I rolled my eyes, "Yea… I think it's retarded. She's turned down RAW tickets before. I mean WHO does that???" Sarah sighed, "OH SHUT UP! If I woulda known you'd never let me live it down I never woulda told you." I continued, "I mean, I can understand if it were a house show… and it's not like you only turned down the guy once… you turned him down twice. TWICE! You coulda seen all these hot guys TWICE and you didn't!"

Sarah rolled her eyes, "You just said SmackDown had hotter guys… who's hot on THIS brand?" I laughed, "Well there's a lot… but some of 'em are married, so I won't include those guys." I thought about it, "There's Rene Dupree, Mark Jindrak, Matt Hardy but he's got Amy, so never mind, Maven but he's injured, Sylvan Grenier, Shane Helms if you don't mind green hair. Am I forgetting anybody boys??"

Dave laughed, "Randy? Did she forget anybody??" Randy just looked at me, "I think we've talked about this Rea… I'm single." I smiled at Randy, "Yea, I know… but I said the hot guys… not the single guys." Randy raised an eyebrow, "I'm not hot?"

I smirked, "Nope, you're not hot. You're fuckin' sexy. Not as sexy as Shawn or Dave but still." Sarah rolled her eyes, "You STILL like Shawn Michaels? GOD that's pathetic!" I stuck my tongue out at her, "So What… you like Nick Carter. I don't give you shit about that, do I?? No, I just live with the constant talk about the boy."

Sarah shook her head, "I haven't talked about Carter in a while, so shud up." Randy laughed, "You two talk alike. You say the same phrases." Dave nodded, "Yep, I noticed that too. It's really gonna annoy Ric and Paul." Sarah got that evil glint in her eye again, "I'm gonna annoy someone?? YES!" I laughed, "Yea. It's tons of fun annoying these big burly men. I do it ALL the time!



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