Chapter 18
--Two Weeks Later on RAW--
The guys had just left the locker room to do an interview before their match tonight. I hopped up and grabbed my cd player out of the gym bag I had with me. I grabbed my "Shock'n Ya'll" cd by Toby Keith and I put it in. I put it on number 2, Whiskey Girl, one of my favorite songs on the cd. Unbeknownst to me stupid ass Jonathan Coachman, or 'The Coach' as he likes to be called was right outside the door with a camera crew.
As soon as the song started up I started to sing and dance to it, hell I'm just a normal girl... you're tellin' me you don't dance when you hear a song you REALLY like?? Yea... that's what I thought.
Anyways... as I was saying... I was singing to 'Whiskey Girl' by Toby Keith and dancing along with it. I can't even give you a description of how I was dancing, probably pretty stupidly though. I just was dancing around the room.
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Don't my baby look good in them blue jeans?
Tight on the top with a belly button ring
A little tattoo somewhere in between
She only shows to me
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There was a knock on the door. I had the music up so loud that I didn't hear it though, so Coach just came right on in. He heard the music and figured I couldn't hear him knocking. When Coach looked around and didn't see any members of Evolution he was a little confused. After all, he WAS supposed to have an interview with them right now. Where could they be? Oh... you know, they could be in the gorilla pit where the interview was SUPPOSED TO take place.
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Hey we're going out dancin' she's ready tonight
So damn good-lookin' boys it ain't even right
And when bar tender says for the lady
what's it gonna be?
I tell him man...
She ain't into wine and roses
Beer just makes her turn up her nose
And, she can't stand the thought of sippin' champagne
No Cuervo Gold Margaritas
Just ain't enough good burn in tequila
She needs somethin' with a little more edge and a little more pain She's my little whiskey Girl She's my little whiskey girl
My Ragged-on-the-edges girl
Ah, but I like 'em rough
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Coach turned to the camera, which was rolling and said, "Well, I don't know who this lovely lady is, but she sure can sing. Why don't we just watch her sing and wait until she's done to ask questions." I got really into the song at this point and I was getting my grove on... if you can get your groove on while listening to country music. I personally think it's quite easy, it just has to be an upbeat song like the one I was listening to.
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Baby got a '69 mustang
four on the floor, and you ought to hear the pipes ring
I jump behind the wheel and it's away we go
Hey, I drive too fast, but she don't care
Blue bandana tied all up in her hair
Just sittin' there singin' every song on the radieo
She ain't into wine and roses
Beer just makes her turn up her nose
And, she can't stand the thought of sippin' champagne
No Cuervo Gold Margaritas
Just ain't enough good burn in taquilla
She needs somethin' with a little more edge and a little more pain She's my little whiskey Girl She's my little whiskey girl
My Ragged-on-the-edges girl
Ah, but I like 'em rough
No Cuervo Gold Margaritas
Just ain't enough good burn in taquilla
She needs somethin' with a little more edge and a little more pain
She's my little whiskey girl Whoa she's my little whiskey girl
my ragged-on-the-edges girl
Ah, but I like 'em rough
Yeah, I like 'em rough
I like 'em rough
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As the song ended I heard applause. My eyes got HUGE and I turned around. I saw Coach standing there with a camera crew. I gulped, "Coach? Hi." Coach smiled, "Why hello there. You wouldn't happen to know where Evolution is, would you?" I looked at Coach like he was stupid, "Yes. They have an interview right now. Actually... YOU'RE supposed to be giving the interview."
Coach nodded, "Sure am. So, where are they?" "Have you lost it dude? They're in the gorilla pit. That's where they interview is being conducted." That's when I noticed that the little red light was on the camera. That stupid little red light paralyzed me, I couldn't move if I tried. Finally I realized that I couldn't very well kill Coach on camera, so I just went to find the guys... maybe they could lessen the embarrassment some. Maybe... but doubtful.
I ran out of the room and I heard Coach yell to me, "Who ARE you?!" I just kept running. Finally I reached my destination, but by that time I was panting. The guys all looked at me worriedly. Ric handed me a bottle of water. I nodded my gratitude and when I could speak I did, "I was just on tv." Randy laughed, "You've been on tv plenty of times." I rolled my eyes. "True pretty boy. But you don't understand! Those times I was just off in the background. Coach just taped me singing in you're locker room." Then it dawned on me, "OH GOD! I was singing AND dancing! The whole world just saw me dancing." And with that I about fell over, but Dave caught me. "Okay... what were you singing to? And why the hell was Coach there?!" I just looked at Dave with watery eyes, "It was 'Whiskey Girl' by Toby Keith."
Paul laughed, "You and that country music. I bet you put it on as soon as we left didn't you?" I nodded. Dave asked again, "What was Coach doing at our locker room?" I just looked at him and shrugged. Coach came up to us with the camera crew, "I was there to interview you guys." Batista's eyes blazed, "The interview was HERE not in the locker room!" Coach looked worried, "I didn't realize that. But damn, that woman can sing. Toby Keith would be proud." I just whimpered noticing the cameras again.
Triple H patted my shoulder, "It's okay Rea. I'll take care of it. Batista, you just take care of your woman." Then he turned to Coach, "You little piece of shit! You went to the wrong place and THEN to top it off you taped Rea singing? WHY!?" Coach gulped, "I didn't realize that you weren't there. I started taping her and I couldn't help it. She just pulled me in." Dave shouted, "SHE PULLED YOU IN?!" Coach nodded, "Um... who IS she?"
Ric stepped up to Coach. "That's Andrea. She's Evolution's Personal Assistant. I think it'd be best if you left before Batista got lose." And the camera moved to Batista and I. Dave had his arms around me and I had my head buried in his neck, "Oh Dave... it was so embarrassing!" "It's okay Baby. Everything's gonna be just fine." Batista sent Coach a warning glare and then pulled my head up, "Do you want me to kill him?" I looked over at Coach and sighed, "No. I'd miss you too much when you were in jail." Batista smiled at me and Randy laughed, "Damn. This is your lucky day Coach!"
The camera man told us they had gone to commercial. I sighed, "Seriously guys... that was SO NOT COOL!" They all started laughing. I just glared at them, "What do you find so funny?" No one said anything, "That's what I thought. GOD, You guys are so mean to me." Coach came up to me, "I'm really sorry ma'am." I just glared at him, "I should just let Dave kill you. That was NOT part of the script! Why the hell did you go to the wrong place?" "I didn't meant to....." I just growled at him, "You already forgot my name? You are worthless. It's Andrea." "I didn't mean to Andrea." I just rolled my eyes, "Oh yea... that apology just makes everything better." Then I added, "And what in the bloody hell possessed you to TAPE ME?!"
Randy whispered to Dave, "Man... she's taking care of this all on her own. She's not gonna need you anymore." Dave laughed, "No... she just doesn't like Coach." I cleared my throat, "I don't appreciate being talked about being my back BOYS!" They both spoke up, "Sorry."
Coach kept apologizing and I just glared at him. "I'll tell you what. Since I was on television I think I deserve some type of compensation for it. Figure out how to get me what I deserve and then I'll forgive you. Until then, you better watch out buddy. Cuz I'ma 'bout to fuckin' castrate you!" When I said that all the guys around winced. I turned to my boys, "I'm gonna watch your match from the locker room UNINTERRUPTED. Good luck. Don't kill anyone Baby." I gave Batista a kiss on the cheek and I left.
Randy turned to Dave, "Man she was REALLY pissed. You even got the pity cheek kiss... that hasn't happened in a while. Usually we have to pull her off of you so we can leave." Dave just smiled, "That's my Girl... Which I JUST realized was said on camera." Paul shrugged, "We'll just work it into the script. Hopefully this way Rea won't mind being on tv." Ric just shook his head, "You never learn do you Paul?" Paul laughed, "OH... I'm not going to talk to her about it. I was thinking Vince could talk to her. That OR... Oh... Shawn could get her to do it."
Randy laughed, "You WANT her to talk to the heart break kid himself?? That's just asking for trouble man. I think Dave could do it." Dave backed up, "OH NO... I'm not getting involved in this. This is between you guys and Rea... NOT me." And with that they got headed out to the ring for their 8 man tag match with HBK, Shelton Benjamin, Benoit and Foley.
--Two Weeks Later on RAW--
The guys had just left the locker room to do an interview before their match tonight. I hopped up and grabbed my cd player out of the gym bag I had with me. I grabbed my "Shock'n Ya'll" cd by Toby Keith and I put it in. I put it on number 2, Whiskey Girl, one of my favorite songs on the cd. Unbeknownst to me stupid ass Jonathan Coachman, or 'The Coach' as he likes to be called was right outside the door with a camera crew.
As soon as the song started up I started to sing and dance to it, hell I'm just a normal girl... you're tellin' me you don't dance when you hear a song you REALLY like?? Yea... that's what I thought.
Anyways... as I was saying... I was singing to 'Whiskey Girl' by Toby Keith and dancing along with it. I can't even give you a description of how I was dancing, probably pretty stupidly though. I just was dancing around the room.
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::
Don't my baby look good in them blue jeans?
Tight on the top with a belly button ring
A little tattoo somewhere in between
She only shows to me
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::
There was a knock on the door. I had the music up so loud that I didn't hear it though, so Coach just came right on in. He heard the music and figured I couldn't hear him knocking. When Coach looked around and didn't see any members of Evolution he was a little confused. After all, he WAS supposed to have an interview with them right now. Where could they be? Oh... you know, they could be in the gorilla pit where the interview was SUPPOSED TO take place.
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Hey we're going out dancin' she's ready tonight
So damn good-lookin' boys it ain't even right
And when bar tender says for the lady
what's it gonna be?
I tell him man...
She ain't into wine and roses
Beer just makes her turn up her nose
And, she can't stand the thought of sippin' champagne
No Cuervo Gold Margaritas
Just ain't enough good burn in tequila
She needs somethin' with a little more edge and a little more pain She's my little whiskey Girl She's my little whiskey girl
My Ragged-on-the-edges girl
Ah, but I like 'em rough
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Coach turned to the camera, which was rolling and said, "Well, I don't know who this lovely lady is, but she sure can sing. Why don't we just watch her sing and wait until she's done to ask questions." I got really into the song at this point and I was getting my grove on... if you can get your groove on while listening to country music. I personally think it's quite easy, it just has to be an upbeat song like the one I was listening to.
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Baby got a '69 mustang
four on the floor, and you ought to hear the pipes ring
I jump behind the wheel and it's away we go
Hey, I drive too fast, but she don't care
Blue bandana tied all up in her hair
Just sittin' there singin' every song on the radieo
She ain't into wine and roses
Beer just makes her turn up her nose
And, she can't stand the thought of sippin' champagne
No Cuervo Gold Margaritas
Just ain't enough good burn in taquilla
She needs somethin' with a little more edge and a little more pain She's my little whiskey Girl She's my little whiskey girl
My Ragged-on-the-edges girl
Ah, but I like 'em rough
No Cuervo Gold Margaritas
Just ain't enough good burn in taquilla
She needs somethin' with a little more edge and a little more pain
She's my little whiskey girl Whoa she's my little whiskey girl
my ragged-on-the-edges girl
Ah, but I like 'em rough
Yeah, I like 'em rough
I like 'em rough
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As the song ended I heard applause. My eyes got HUGE and I turned around. I saw Coach standing there with a camera crew. I gulped, "Coach? Hi." Coach smiled, "Why hello there. You wouldn't happen to know where Evolution is, would you?" I looked at Coach like he was stupid, "Yes. They have an interview right now. Actually... YOU'RE supposed to be giving the interview."
Coach nodded, "Sure am. So, where are they?" "Have you lost it dude? They're in the gorilla pit. That's where they interview is being conducted." That's when I noticed that the little red light was on the camera. That stupid little red light paralyzed me, I couldn't move if I tried. Finally I realized that I couldn't very well kill Coach on camera, so I just went to find the guys... maybe they could lessen the embarrassment some. Maybe... but doubtful.
I ran out of the room and I heard Coach yell to me, "Who ARE you?!" I just kept running. Finally I reached my destination, but by that time I was panting. The guys all looked at me worriedly. Ric handed me a bottle of water. I nodded my gratitude and when I could speak I did, "I was just on tv." Randy laughed, "You've been on tv plenty of times." I rolled my eyes. "True pretty boy. But you don't understand! Those times I was just off in the background. Coach just taped me singing in you're locker room." Then it dawned on me, "OH GOD! I was singing AND dancing! The whole world just saw me dancing." And with that I about fell over, but Dave caught me. "Okay... what were you singing to? And why the hell was Coach there?!" I just looked at Dave with watery eyes, "It was 'Whiskey Girl' by Toby Keith."
Paul laughed, "You and that country music. I bet you put it on as soon as we left didn't you?" I nodded. Dave asked again, "What was Coach doing at our locker room?" I just looked at him and shrugged. Coach came up to us with the camera crew, "I was there to interview you guys." Batista's eyes blazed, "The interview was HERE not in the locker room!" Coach looked worried, "I didn't realize that. But damn, that woman can sing. Toby Keith would be proud." I just whimpered noticing the cameras again.
Triple H patted my shoulder, "It's okay Rea. I'll take care of it. Batista, you just take care of your woman." Then he turned to Coach, "You little piece of shit! You went to the wrong place and THEN to top it off you taped Rea singing? WHY!?" Coach gulped, "I didn't realize that you weren't there. I started taping her and I couldn't help it. She just pulled me in." Dave shouted, "SHE PULLED YOU IN?!" Coach nodded, "Um... who IS she?"
Ric stepped up to Coach. "That's Andrea. She's Evolution's Personal Assistant. I think it'd be best if you left before Batista got lose." And the camera moved to Batista and I. Dave had his arms around me and I had my head buried in his neck, "Oh Dave... it was so embarrassing!" "It's okay Baby. Everything's gonna be just fine." Batista sent Coach a warning glare and then pulled my head up, "Do you want me to kill him?" I looked over at Coach and sighed, "No. I'd miss you too much when you were in jail." Batista smiled at me and Randy laughed, "Damn. This is your lucky day Coach!"
The camera man told us they had gone to commercial. I sighed, "Seriously guys... that was SO NOT COOL!" They all started laughing. I just glared at them, "What do you find so funny?" No one said anything, "That's what I thought. GOD, You guys are so mean to me." Coach came up to me, "I'm really sorry ma'am." I just glared at him, "I should just let Dave kill you. That was NOT part of the script! Why the hell did you go to the wrong place?" "I didn't meant to....." I just growled at him, "You already forgot my name? You are worthless. It's Andrea." "I didn't mean to Andrea." I just rolled my eyes, "Oh yea... that apology just makes everything better." Then I added, "And what in the bloody hell possessed you to TAPE ME?!"
Randy whispered to Dave, "Man... she's taking care of this all on her own. She's not gonna need you anymore." Dave laughed, "No... she just doesn't like Coach." I cleared my throat, "I don't appreciate being talked about being my back BOYS!" They both spoke up, "Sorry."
Coach kept apologizing and I just glared at him. "I'll tell you what. Since I was on television I think I deserve some type of compensation for it. Figure out how to get me what I deserve and then I'll forgive you. Until then, you better watch out buddy. Cuz I'ma 'bout to fuckin' castrate you!" When I said that all the guys around winced. I turned to my boys, "I'm gonna watch your match from the locker room UNINTERRUPTED. Good luck. Don't kill anyone Baby." I gave Batista a kiss on the cheek and I left.
Randy turned to Dave, "Man she was REALLY pissed. You even got the pity cheek kiss... that hasn't happened in a while. Usually we have to pull her off of you so we can leave." Dave just smiled, "That's my Girl... Which I JUST realized was said on camera." Paul shrugged, "We'll just work it into the script. Hopefully this way Rea won't mind being on tv." Ric just shook his head, "You never learn do you Paul?" Paul laughed, "OH... I'm not going to talk to her about it. I was thinking Vince could talk to her. That OR... Oh... Shawn could get her to do it."
Randy laughed, "You WANT her to talk to the heart break kid himself?? That's just asking for trouble man. I think Dave could do it." Dave backed up, "OH NO... I'm not getting involved in this. This is between you guys and Rea... NOT me." And with that they got headed out to the ring for their 8 man tag match with HBK, Shelton Benjamin, Benoit and Foley.