Chapter 19
I was standing in the locker room screaming at the tv... "LOOK OUT! RANDALL DUCK!!" But Randy did not take my advice and he got clocked right in the chin with Shawn's SCM (Sweet Chin Music if you forgot, lol) I knew that the guys would lose... but I was still REALLY into watching matches. What can I say, once a fan always a fan.
The guys didn't come back into the locker room and after about ten minutes I got scared. What if Randy really got hurt?? SHIT! And I went running out of the room. I wasn't looking where I was going and I ran right into Chris Benoit. I looked up at him from the floor, where I had landed. "OH Shit. Sorry Benoit. Didn't mean to run ya over. You guys wouldn't happen to know where my boys are, would you??"
Shelton looked at me, "You got boys? Damn... ya need another one?" I smiled, "Um... no. Thanks for the offer though." Shawn just stood there with a smile on his face waiting for me to talk to him. I just stared at Shawn in awe for a few seconds, then I shook my head, "Um... hi." After I said that I looked down at my shoes.. Could I sound stupider?? Not bloody likely. Benoit turned to Shelton with a smirk on his face, "She's Evolution's. You don't want to mess with that." Shelton's eyes about bugged out of his head, "What?" Shawn smiled, "Yea... didn't you see her right before our match?"
When Shawn said that I turned bet red, "YOU saw that?" Shawn nodded and winked, "Toby Keith would be proud." Shelton nodded, "I don't know who that is... but you can sing. And that dancing. Man... I can't believe you're Evolution's." I sighed, "I'm not their property. I'm their personal assistant." Benoit laughed, "You're more then just that. They don't shut up about you." I rolled my eyes, "Oh whatever... Dave's the only one that can talk." Shelton looked confused, I laughed, "Batista." His eyes got huge, "You hang with HIM?" I smiled, "Honey, I do more then just hang with him." Benoit laughed, "She's his girlfriend... you really WEREN'T paying much attention earlier. Paul said that on camera."
My eyes got wide, "EXCUSE ME?!" Shawn and Benoit nodded, "Yep... Paul told Dave to take care of his woman. Have you spoken to Coach since then?" I growled, "NO... hey. You wouldn't mind giving him the SCM again, would you??" Shawn got a big smile on his face, "The SCM... Sure, I'll tune up the band for ya." I squealed and gave Shawn a huge hug, "REALLY? I would ask Dave to go after him, but Dave would SERIOUSLY hurt the little man.. I don't want Coach dead, I just want him to know you don't fuck with me... and you SURE AS HELL don't tape me."
I sighed, "Sorry 'bout that... Sometimes I can't control myself, especially when I'm around really hot guys, SHIT... Said that out loud didn't I?? Oh well, but anyways... Where are my boys??" No one said anything, "What?? Did you hurt Randall? Like REALLY bad or something?" Benoit laughed, "Randall!? Man that's great." I rolled my eyes, "Oh yea... CHRISTOPHER! Really great." Shawn laughed, "You make up names for everyone, don't you?" I nodded, "Yea... it's one of the many weird things I do." Shelton smiled, "You wouldn't tell us what Evolutions nick names are, would you??" I smiled, "It depends on who asks me." Shawn smiled, "Well, what are they?"
I sighed, "WELL... since YOU asked Shawn... I call Randy either Randall or Orton, depending on if he really pisses me off of not. I call Paul, Tripsey or Paulie, he hates both of them though... aren't I sweet?? I call Ric, Gramps or Rickers. And Dave... I have lots a cutesy names for him." "Ya gonna make one for me?" I smiled at Shelton, "WELL... usually I have to actually hang around the person OR I have to like them A LOT... so not yet. But maybe." Benoit laughed, "You made one for me." I rolled my eyes, "No see... You were annoying so I made on for ya... That's a totally different thing all together."
Benoit touched his chest where his heart would be, "Ouch... break my heart why don't ya." I stuck out my bottom lip, "I'm sorry Chrissy.. are you okay?" Shelton busted out laughing and I turned to him, "Oh... you must not have heard. People that make fun of my nicknames get WORSE ones. I'll just have to think of one for you little man." Shelton's eyes got wide, "Little Man??" I thought about it, "Yea... compared to MY man, you ARE little." And I looked at Shelton like I was a little angel and hadn't just mad fun of him.
That's when I heard it, "DAVE CALM DOWN... Rea's somewhere. No one would dare hurt her. Her Big Snuggle Bear would kill them." My ears perked up and I turned around. "Davey!? Where have you been baby?" Dave found me, picked me up and spun me around. "Baby... where were you guys? I've been looking for you forever." Dave sighed, "You were looking for us?" I nodded and buried my head in his neck, "Yea. I was running around and ran smack dab into Benoit. Those goons distracted me, plus they didn't know where ya'll were."
"I was worried... thought somethin' happened to ya." I smiled, "Well... I'm just fine. I thought something happened to YOU though. You okay Baby?" Dave smiled, "Perfect now." Shawn and Chris stood there, "Awww... the big man is a BIG softy." I moved my hand to the back of Dave's head and calmed him down. Then I turned to Shawn and Chris, "You're just luck I like you two. Dave may be a softy with me... but he sure as hell wouldn't be a softy with anyone else." Dave growled, "Baby... calm down." Dave put me down and I put my arms around his waist.
Randy stood there and I could just tell he was going to open his big mouth so I looked at him sternly, "Don't even think about it Orton." Randy sighed, "You suck the fun outta everything Rea." I nodded, "Yep... I'm just a fun sucker. But anyways... that SCM didn't hurt too much did it?" Randy shrugged, "Not more then it usually does." I nodded, "You don't need an ice pack or nothin'?" Randy shook his head no. "So... where were you guys anyways??" Dave sighed, "Paul and Ric wanted to talk to Bischoff. They dragged us with 'em." I smirked, "Oh they did?? I just may have to talk to them about that. I had no earthly idea where you boys were. I got rather worried."
The Coach came up to us, "Um... Andrea, ma'am... I talked to Erik earlier. He said your next paycheck will have an added bonus to it for my stupidity." I looked surprised, "Oh really, now?" Coach nodded, "Well, then I guess you did earn your pay tonight. You can leave now. Thank you." And The Coach left like a scaled dog with his tail between his legs.
As soon as Coach was out of vision and ear shot I got a huge smile on my face, "Damn... that felt GOOD!" Shelton shook his head, "Man... Ice Queen." I just looked at Shelton, then I rubbed Dave's stomach, "Babe... if you're gonna kill him at least make it fun... give him a running head start, it'll be more of a challenge that way." Shelton's eyes got huge and he gulped, "Um... I didn't mean anything by it Batista. I was just joking, I SWEAR, I was just joking."
Dave got a little smirk on his face, "Maybe you should apologize to Rea. If she forgives you, so will I." He turned to me, "I was just kidding... I really didn't mean it." I smiled sweetly, "Is your apology heart felt or are you just scared because I can sic Dave on ya?" Shelton gulped, "Both actually." I shrugged, "At least you're honest. Yea... you're forgiven... THIS time. Next time you might not be so lucky."
I turned to Randy, "Where are the old guys?" Benoit and Shawn started laughing because of that. I looked at them like they were weird. All of the sudden I was gently tackled to the ground and was being unmercifully being tickled to death. "NO!! *giggle* STOP! *gasp* Paulie! *shriek* I was *giggle* KIDDING!" "Say it Rea... Say it!" "NO! I REFUSE!" And Paul started tickling me even harder. "FINE, FINE! You're better then Shawn. Happy?!" Paul had a huge grin on his face, "Nope." And he continued to tickle me. "Why?!" "You didn't say it right." I laughed more. "I'm gonna pee my pants Paul!" Paul laughed at that, "So change your pants later." "OH MY GOD!! PAULIE IS 100 TIMES BETTER THEN SHAWNIE!" And with that Paul stopped tickling me.
I got up and ran to the bathroom. I came back and everyone was laughing over it. "That was SO NOT funny Paul Michael Levesque!" Dave laughed, "You're wrong babe... it was hilarious." I just stuck my bottom lip out and I started to whine, "Ya'll... Stop making fun of me. It's not very nice." Shawn came over to me and put his arm around me, "There, There. We all know that I'm still better then Paul. No worries." And my lip stuck out even further.
Ric sighed, "What's wrong Angel?" I walked over to Ric and put my arms around him, "They're all making fun of me. And the worst part... I made a fool of myself in front of my idol today. Not once, but TWICE! I just want to curl up in a ball and cry." And everyone started to feel bad. Shawn came over to us, "Hey... you didn't make a fool of yourself." "Yes I did... first stupid Coach ruins everything. And then Paul goes and be's a jackass. It's just not fair." Shawn lifted my face, "It's fine Honey. There's no reason for you to be so sad."
I sighed, "I guess... but I still feel stupid. Anybody have a stupid stamp??" And everyone laughed. "Come on Orton... I know you have one... wanna share with me?" "HEY! I resent that!" I smiled, "I was just kidding." Shawn smiled, "And another thing. You're always crackin' jokes. And they're really funny too." I smiled, "I try. Actually... they just come to me. I'm very sarcastic, got that from my Daddy." And I gave them a big cheesy grin. I'm such a ham sometimes.
**Author's Note**
Thanks for the reviews gals. You're the best! I hope you liked this chapter and the last chapter. They were lotsa fun to write. If anyone has any ideas or requests just let me know. Please Review... ya'll are the reason why there have been 19 chapters to this story. You guys are the BEST! Thanks Again--
--Jess
I was standing in the locker room screaming at the tv... "LOOK OUT! RANDALL DUCK!!" But Randy did not take my advice and he got clocked right in the chin with Shawn's SCM (Sweet Chin Music if you forgot, lol) I knew that the guys would lose... but I was still REALLY into watching matches. What can I say, once a fan always a fan.
The guys didn't come back into the locker room and after about ten minutes I got scared. What if Randy really got hurt?? SHIT! And I went running out of the room. I wasn't looking where I was going and I ran right into Chris Benoit. I looked up at him from the floor, where I had landed. "OH Shit. Sorry Benoit. Didn't mean to run ya over. You guys wouldn't happen to know where my boys are, would you??"
Shelton looked at me, "You got boys? Damn... ya need another one?" I smiled, "Um... no. Thanks for the offer though." Shawn just stood there with a smile on his face waiting for me to talk to him. I just stared at Shawn in awe for a few seconds, then I shook my head, "Um... hi." After I said that I looked down at my shoes.. Could I sound stupider?? Not bloody likely. Benoit turned to Shelton with a smirk on his face, "She's Evolution's. You don't want to mess with that." Shelton's eyes about bugged out of his head, "What?" Shawn smiled, "Yea... didn't you see her right before our match?"
When Shawn said that I turned bet red, "YOU saw that?" Shawn nodded and winked, "Toby Keith would be proud." Shelton nodded, "I don't know who that is... but you can sing. And that dancing. Man... I can't believe you're Evolution's." I sighed, "I'm not their property. I'm their personal assistant." Benoit laughed, "You're more then just that. They don't shut up about you." I rolled my eyes, "Oh whatever... Dave's the only one that can talk." Shelton looked confused, I laughed, "Batista." His eyes got huge, "You hang with HIM?" I smiled, "Honey, I do more then just hang with him." Benoit laughed, "She's his girlfriend... you really WEREN'T paying much attention earlier. Paul said that on camera."
My eyes got wide, "EXCUSE ME?!" Shawn and Benoit nodded, "Yep... Paul told Dave to take care of his woman. Have you spoken to Coach since then?" I growled, "NO... hey. You wouldn't mind giving him the SCM again, would you??" Shawn got a big smile on his face, "The SCM... Sure, I'll tune up the band for ya." I squealed and gave Shawn a huge hug, "REALLY? I would ask Dave to go after him, but Dave would SERIOUSLY hurt the little man.. I don't want Coach dead, I just want him to know you don't fuck with me... and you SURE AS HELL don't tape me."
I sighed, "Sorry 'bout that... Sometimes I can't control myself, especially when I'm around really hot guys, SHIT... Said that out loud didn't I?? Oh well, but anyways... Where are my boys??" No one said anything, "What?? Did you hurt Randall? Like REALLY bad or something?" Benoit laughed, "Randall!? Man that's great." I rolled my eyes, "Oh yea... CHRISTOPHER! Really great." Shawn laughed, "You make up names for everyone, don't you?" I nodded, "Yea... it's one of the many weird things I do." Shelton smiled, "You wouldn't tell us what Evolutions nick names are, would you??" I smiled, "It depends on who asks me." Shawn smiled, "Well, what are they?"
I sighed, "WELL... since YOU asked Shawn... I call Randy either Randall or Orton, depending on if he really pisses me off of not. I call Paul, Tripsey or Paulie, he hates both of them though... aren't I sweet?? I call Ric, Gramps or Rickers. And Dave... I have lots a cutesy names for him." "Ya gonna make one for me?" I smiled at Shelton, "WELL... usually I have to actually hang around the person OR I have to like them A LOT... so not yet. But maybe." Benoit laughed, "You made one for me." I rolled my eyes, "No see... You were annoying so I made on for ya... That's a totally different thing all together."
Benoit touched his chest where his heart would be, "Ouch... break my heart why don't ya." I stuck out my bottom lip, "I'm sorry Chrissy.. are you okay?" Shelton busted out laughing and I turned to him, "Oh... you must not have heard. People that make fun of my nicknames get WORSE ones. I'll just have to think of one for you little man." Shelton's eyes got wide, "Little Man??" I thought about it, "Yea... compared to MY man, you ARE little." And I looked at Shelton like I was a little angel and hadn't just mad fun of him.
That's when I heard it, "DAVE CALM DOWN... Rea's somewhere. No one would dare hurt her. Her Big Snuggle Bear would kill them." My ears perked up and I turned around. "Davey!? Where have you been baby?" Dave found me, picked me up and spun me around. "Baby... where were you guys? I've been looking for you forever." Dave sighed, "You were looking for us?" I nodded and buried my head in his neck, "Yea. I was running around and ran smack dab into Benoit. Those goons distracted me, plus they didn't know where ya'll were."
"I was worried... thought somethin' happened to ya." I smiled, "Well... I'm just fine. I thought something happened to YOU though. You okay Baby?" Dave smiled, "Perfect now." Shawn and Chris stood there, "Awww... the big man is a BIG softy." I moved my hand to the back of Dave's head and calmed him down. Then I turned to Shawn and Chris, "You're just luck I like you two. Dave may be a softy with me... but he sure as hell wouldn't be a softy with anyone else." Dave growled, "Baby... calm down." Dave put me down and I put my arms around his waist.
Randy stood there and I could just tell he was going to open his big mouth so I looked at him sternly, "Don't even think about it Orton." Randy sighed, "You suck the fun outta everything Rea." I nodded, "Yep... I'm just a fun sucker. But anyways... that SCM didn't hurt too much did it?" Randy shrugged, "Not more then it usually does." I nodded, "You don't need an ice pack or nothin'?" Randy shook his head no. "So... where were you guys anyways??" Dave sighed, "Paul and Ric wanted to talk to Bischoff. They dragged us with 'em." I smirked, "Oh they did?? I just may have to talk to them about that. I had no earthly idea where you boys were. I got rather worried."
The Coach came up to us, "Um... Andrea, ma'am... I talked to Erik earlier. He said your next paycheck will have an added bonus to it for my stupidity." I looked surprised, "Oh really, now?" Coach nodded, "Well, then I guess you did earn your pay tonight. You can leave now. Thank you." And The Coach left like a scaled dog with his tail between his legs.
As soon as Coach was out of vision and ear shot I got a huge smile on my face, "Damn... that felt GOOD!" Shelton shook his head, "Man... Ice Queen." I just looked at Shelton, then I rubbed Dave's stomach, "Babe... if you're gonna kill him at least make it fun... give him a running head start, it'll be more of a challenge that way." Shelton's eyes got huge and he gulped, "Um... I didn't mean anything by it Batista. I was just joking, I SWEAR, I was just joking."
Dave got a little smirk on his face, "Maybe you should apologize to Rea. If she forgives you, so will I." He turned to me, "I was just kidding... I really didn't mean it." I smiled sweetly, "Is your apology heart felt or are you just scared because I can sic Dave on ya?" Shelton gulped, "Both actually." I shrugged, "At least you're honest. Yea... you're forgiven... THIS time. Next time you might not be so lucky."
I turned to Randy, "Where are the old guys?" Benoit and Shawn started laughing because of that. I looked at them like they were weird. All of the sudden I was gently tackled to the ground and was being unmercifully being tickled to death. "NO!! *giggle* STOP! *gasp* Paulie! *shriek* I was *giggle* KIDDING!" "Say it Rea... Say it!" "NO! I REFUSE!" And Paul started tickling me even harder. "FINE, FINE! You're better then Shawn. Happy?!" Paul had a huge grin on his face, "Nope." And he continued to tickle me. "Why?!" "You didn't say it right." I laughed more. "I'm gonna pee my pants Paul!" Paul laughed at that, "So change your pants later." "OH MY GOD!! PAULIE IS 100 TIMES BETTER THEN SHAWNIE!" And with that Paul stopped tickling me.
I got up and ran to the bathroom. I came back and everyone was laughing over it. "That was SO NOT funny Paul Michael Levesque!" Dave laughed, "You're wrong babe... it was hilarious." I just stuck my bottom lip out and I started to whine, "Ya'll... Stop making fun of me. It's not very nice." Shawn came over to me and put his arm around me, "There, There. We all know that I'm still better then Paul. No worries." And my lip stuck out even further.
Ric sighed, "What's wrong Angel?" I walked over to Ric and put my arms around him, "They're all making fun of me. And the worst part... I made a fool of myself in front of my idol today. Not once, but TWICE! I just want to curl up in a ball and cry." And everyone started to feel bad. Shawn came over to us, "Hey... you didn't make a fool of yourself." "Yes I did... first stupid Coach ruins everything. And then Paul goes and be's a jackass. It's just not fair." Shawn lifted my face, "It's fine Honey. There's no reason for you to be so sad."
I sighed, "I guess... but I still feel stupid. Anybody have a stupid stamp??" And everyone laughed. "Come on Orton... I know you have one... wanna share with me?" "HEY! I resent that!" I smiled, "I was just kidding." Shawn smiled, "And another thing. You're always crackin' jokes. And they're really funny too." I smiled, "I try. Actually... they just come to me. I'm very sarcastic, got that from my Daddy." And I gave them a big cheesy grin. I'm such a ham sometimes.
**Author's Note**
Thanks for the reviews gals. You're the best! I hope you liked this chapter and the last chapter. They were lotsa fun to write. If anyone has any ideas or requests just let me know. Please Review... ya'll are the reason why there have been 19 chapters to this story. You guys are the BEST! Thanks Again--
--Jess