Chapter 21
--Later That Night--
We were all sitting in the 'living room' and watching wrestling tapes. Well, the guys were watching the tapes, I was doing work on my laptop. The guys always seemed to be watching wrestling tapes, but that's a way for them to learn more about their up coming opponents so I tend to keep my mouth shut about it. And I know... me keeping my mouth shut, it's a shocker.
My boys were watching the tapes and I was working... again shocker, me actually working. I was actually deciding what magazines and tv shows the guys should be on while at the same time looking at their up coming schedule. It's called multitasking people... I've had to learn how to do that in the last few months.
Evolution was set to being a big article in RAW magazine in two months and they had a photo shoot set up for two days from now for that article. There is also an article about Dave in PWI Magazine set to come out in September. Not a very interesting article though. It just talks about how Batista is a force to be reckoned with in the WWE today. I mean, yes it is true... but that has already been said so many times, after a while it gets pretty tiring and boring. The Legend Killer is also in an article in Inside Wrestling Magazine. And Triple H is an article in The Wrestler set to come out next month. (Author's Note: I made that up. None of those articles are real. Figure you all knew that, but I don't want anyone to be misinformed. So again... the articles above are not real. Chow.)
Paul was set to be on Leno in a few weeks. Thankfully I was not going with him, Steph was. I'd rather not accompany Paul to Leno... knowing Paul he'd make me go out there with him. And then it hit me.
"Um... guys? Are you at a stopping point yet? I really need to talk to ya." Paul grabbed the remote and hit stop. They all turned towards me, "Yes Angel?" I smiled sweetly at Ric, "Well... here's the deal. What's gonna happen about last night?" I sighed, "The way I see it one of three things can happen. Either we pretend that last night never happened. I get involved in some sort of storyline. OR I become a member of Evolution, one that does NOT wrestle."
Paul had a huge smile on his face, "Well, you know how I feel. But it's really up to you. Steph, Shawn and I could come up with an awesome storyline for you with or without Evolution. But it's your decision Rea. If you don't want to do anything like that, well that's fine too." I sighed, "What do you think I should do guys?" And I looked at the other three expectantly. "Well Angel... I would really enjoy it if you became part of the Evolution gimmick. You already work well with us behind the scenes, so it wouldn't be hard at all for it to work on camera."
I nodded and looked at the other two, "Randy?" Randy sighed, "WELL... I would say only if you could be my girl on camera... But that would ruin my playboy image AND I think Dave here would get a little jealous." Everyone laughed, "But seriously. You'd be great in Evolution." And then all eyes turned to Dave.
"You really have to ask me what I think?? I'd LOVE it. But only if it would make you happy. Don't let anything we said pressure you. BUT... you wouldn't have to worry, I'd be right there beside you the whole time." I giggled, "No worries for me. I'd have Big Bad Batista right beside me." Then I sighed, "I actually like the sound of that. But no more flexing on your way down to the ring. Everyone already knows you have a great bod... it just looks tacky that you want to show it off." I giggled, "Actually... it reminds me of a certain someone having a certain match with Steiner. It makes me shiver every time I think of it... YUCK."
I laid down in bed with Dave that night and was distracted by my thoughts. How I was distracted with that hot hunk of beef laying next to me I'll never know, but low an behold I was. Here I work for World Wrestling Entertainment and I haven't met most of my favorite wrestlers. I mean yea, Evolution's great and all... but I'm talking huge icons here. Kevin Nash, Undertaker, Hulk Hogan, and Scott Hall just to name a few. I'm not much of a Hall fan, but back in his Razor Ramone days... he was just the man back then. Almost to the Shawn Michaels level there, what with the ladder match at Mania X and all.
"What's going on in that pretty little head of yours?" I snuggled back into Dave, "Well... I was just thinking of all the guys I'd love to meet, the ones I grew up watching and loving." Dave smiled, "And just who would those be?" "Well, first and foremost there's Kevin Nash. He's one of my all time faves. But Big Sexy left a few months before I started working for you. Then of course there's 'Taker. Mark Calloway. He just seems like a cool person to meet. Plus... he's the UNDERTAKER, who wouldn't want to meet him?" I smiled over at Dave, "OH!! And Hulk Hogan. I remember watching the Hulkster on tv with my daddy every Saturday morning. He was the best!" Dave smiled, "I love how you call your dad 'Daddy'... it's so cute." I smiled, "I know. I'm just the cutest little thing ever... but as I was saying. Of course there's Scott Hall too. If I'm gonna meet the rest of the nWo then it's only right I meet Toothpick. OH! I almost forget Bret Heart! I remember at my first live event Bret and Shawnie were going at it. MAN... that was a long time ago. I feel old now."
Dave laughed, "You feel old??" I shrugged, "Well yea. That feud was like ten years ago. That was when I fell in love with Shawnie. I swear I probably told my dad I was gonna marry him when I grew up. Then the next day I woke up from my little dream world and realized that I'd never meet him. THAT and he was WAY too old for me. I mean, he's almost my dad's age. What was I thinking??" Dave laughed, "Babe... I don't think you WERE thinking. But HBK does have this aura about him. You just feel compelled to watch him and then you almost always end up liking him. I wish I had that."
I smiled at Dave and patted his cheek, "Don't worry any. You'll always be my Snuggle Bear." Dave laughed, "I think I should come up with a silly nickname for you. One that would make you blush every time I said it in public." I rolled my eyes, "What? I don't blush enough as it is? My face is always red." Dave nodded, "Okay, so maybe always making you blush it out of the question... but I do need to come up with a cutesy nickname for you." With that said I snuggled into Dave's arms and I finally fell asleep.
The next day I was sitting on the couch in the 'living room' surfin' the net on my laptop and Paul came barging in. "So... I hear you wanna meet Kev." I looked up from the story I had been reading, "Yea. I love Big Sexy. Never saw the punisher though." Paul looked at me oddly, "If you're such a huge fan why didn't ya see it?" I sighed, "No one wanted to see it with me. I wasn't about to go to the theatre alone, so I just never went."
Paul shook his head, "Andrea, Andrea, Andrea. If you would have told me this before hand I could have gotten you into the premier." I got the 'What the Fuck' look on my face... I tend to get that look a lot when I'm around these guys. "And just HOW would you do that Mr. Levesque?" Paul just shook his head and laughed, "Kev's one of my best friends. He invited me to the premier but I couldn't go. And besides that Kev didn't have a date. He would have loved to take you."
I rolled my eyes on that one, "Oh yes. Kevin Nash would have taken ME to his premire. Sure thing buddy. And Buffalo's have wings." And I hear a deep voice say, "Well... Jessica Simpson seems to think so." Let me tell you, my eyes about popped right outta my head.
"You-You're Kevin Nash! HOLY SHIT!" Kevin just laughed, "Yes, that's what my momma named me. Man, it's been a while since I've gotten a response like this." I bit my lower lip and I just stared at Kevin. Paul laughed, "I bring one of my best friends here and all you do is stare. Damn." I blinked and shook the cobwebs out of my head, "Oh. Sorry. It's just, I can't believe you're standing in front of me. You've always been one of my favorite wrestlers." Kevin laughed, "Right below Shawn right?" I turned and looked at Paul, "Oh no. What have you told him?" Kevin laughed, "No, no, no. Don't go blaming Paul. Shawn told me about you too."
I nodded and got a big smile on my face, "Um... can I have a hug?" Kevin laughed, "Course it's okay. Anything for you Sugar." And winked at me. I blushed and gave Kevin a hug never wanting to let go.
"Well if I didn't know any better I'd think you were trying to take my woman Nash." I smiled and let go of Kevin. "Baby. You just got back from the gym?" Dave shook his head no, "In ring action. Have to be prepared for Monday." I smiled, "Come over here you." Dave came over to me and I put my arms around his neck, "What exactly did you tell the guys this morning?"
Dave smiled and kissed the corner of my mouth, "Not much. Just was you said to me last night." My eyes gleamed, "Not much 'eh?" Then I smiled, "That's okay. Just don't do it again." Dave laughed, "Whatever you say, boss."
I laid my head on Dave's shoulder, "You're so good to me." Then I looked into his eyes, "I love you Baby." Dave smiled down at me, "I love you too sweets." I just stayed in Dave's arms for a few minutes. "Shit. I'm not being a very good hostess am I?" Kevin smiled, "You're doing fine Sugar. How long have you and Dave been together?"
I smiled and thought about it, "A couple of months." Kevin laughed, "A couple of months??" I rolled my eyes, "Okay... so more like 4 or 5. But 'eh, leave me alone." Kevin smiled, "You say 'eh like you're Canadian. Where are you from?" I laughed, "Canadian. Honey, I've never even BEEN to Canada. I'm from Council Bluffs, Iowa. About 20 minutes from Omaha, Nebraska." Kevin nodded, "I've been there a few times."
I smiled, "I don't remember what event it was, maybe an In Your House or something like that, but you and Shawn fought in Omaha. It's on Shawn's dvd." Everyone in the room laughed. "WHAT?! Two of my favorites are on it. That's why I remember it!" Paul just shook his head in amazement. "And what stood out to you during that match?"
I just rolled my eyes at Paul, "If you MUST know... Kevin put his belt around Shawn's neck and choked him with it. That's pretty much the only thing I remember. OH! And Kevin stared at Vince sending some sort of message to him. And Kevin won... I think. Not really sure, it's been a long time since I watched the dvd."
Kevin just looked at me, "You really are a big fan, aren't you?" I nodded, "But of course. Who doesn't like Big Sexy?" I rolled my eyes, "I mean DUH... the name says it all Big Sexy. How'd you get that name anyways?" Kevin laughed, "I really don't remember. It's been quite a while ago." I turned to Dave, "If you look like THAT when you're his age I'll be a VERY happy camper." Everyone laughed.
I rolled my eyes, grabbed my laptop and sat down on the couch to close the stories I had been reading. Everyone watched me, "What are you doing on that thing Rea?" I looked up from my screen innocently, "Nothing." Paul snickered, "Oh come on! You've got to be doing something." I just looked up again, "Nope. I'm not doing anything." Paul growled, "Well something sure as hell has your attention, now doesn't it?" And he grabbed my laptop out of my hands. Two words were going thru my head at the moment. OH SHIT!!
--Later That Night--
We were all sitting in the 'living room' and watching wrestling tapes. Well, the guys were watching the tapes, I was doing work on my laptop. The guys always seemed to be watching wrestling tapes, but that's a way for them to learn more about their up coming opponents so I tend to keep my mouth shut about it. And I know... me keeping my mouth shut, it's a shocker.
My boys were watching the tapes and I was working... again shocker, me actually working. I was actually deciding what magazines and tv shows the guys should be on while at the same time looking at their up coming schedule. It's called multitasking people... I've had to learn how to do that in the last few months.
Evolution was set to being a big article in RAW magazine in two months and they had a photo shoot set up for two days from now for that article. There is also an article about Dave in PWI Magazine set to come out in September. Not a very interesting article though. It just talks about how Batista is a force to be reckoned with in the WWE today. I mean, yes it is true... but that has already been said so many times, after a while it gets pretty tiring and boring. The Legend Killer is also in an article in Inside Wrestling Magazine. And Triple H is an article in The Wrestler set to come out next month. (Author's Note: I made that up. None of those articles are real. Figure you all knew that, but I don't want anyone to be misinformed. So again... the articles above are not real. Chow.)
Paul was set to be on Leno in a few weeks. Thankfully I was not going with him, Steph was. I'd rather not accompany Paul to Leno... knowing Paul he'd make me go out there with him. And then it hit me.
"Um... guys? Are you at a stopping point yet? I really need to talk to ya." Paul grabbed the remote and hit stop. They all turned towards me, "Yes Angel?" I smiled sweetly at Ric, "Well... here's the deal. What's gonna happen about last night?" I sighed, "The way I see it one of three things can happen. Either we pretend that last night never happened. I get involved in some sort of storyline. OR I become a member of Evolution, one that does NOT wrestle."
Paul had a huge smile on his face, "Well, you know how I feel. But it's really up to you. Steph, Shawn and I could come up with an awesome storyline for you with or without Evolution. But it's your decision Rea. If you don't want to do anything like that, well that's fine too." I sighed, "What do you think I should do guys?" And I looked at the other three expectantly. "Well Angel... I would really enjoy it if you became part of the Evolution gimmick. You already work well with us behind the scenes, so it wouldn't be hard at all for it to work on camera."
I nodded and looked at the other two, "Randy?" Randy sighed, "WELL... I would say only if you could be my girl on camera... But that would ruin my playboy image AND I think Dave here would get a little jealous." Everyone laughed, "But seriously. You'd be great in Evolution." And then all eyes turned to Dave.
"You really have to ask me what I think?? I'd LOVE it. But only if it would make you happy. Don't let anything we said pressure you. BUT... you wouldn't have to worry, I'd be right there beside you the whole time." I giggled, "No worries for me. I'd have Big Bad Batista right beside me." Then I sighed, "I actually like the sound of that. But no more flexing on your way down to the ring. Everyone already knows you have a great bod... it just looks tacky that you want to show it off." I giggled, "Actually... it reminds me of a certain someone having a certain match with Steiner. It makes me shiver every time I think of it... YUCK."
I laid down in bed with Dave that night and was distracted by my thoughts. How I was distracted with that hot hunk of beef laying next to me I'll never know, but low an behold I was. Here I work for World Wrestling Entertainment and I haven't met most of my favorite wrestlers. I mean yea, Evolution's great and all... but I'm talking huge icons here. Kevin Nash, Undertaker, Hulk Hogan, and Scott Hall just to name a few. I'm not much of a Hall fan, but back in his Razor Ramone days... he was just the man back then. Almost to the Shawn Michaels level there, what with the ladder match at Mania X and all.
"What's going on in that pretty little head of yours?" I snuggled back into Dave, "Well... I was just thinking of all the guys I'd love to meet, the ones I grew up watching and loving." Dave smiled, "And just who would those be?" "Well, first and foremost there's Kevin Nash. He's one of my all time faves. But Big Sexy left a few months before I started working for you. Then of course there's 'Taker. Mark Calloway. He just seems like a cool person to meet. Plus... he's the UNDERTAKER, who wouldn't want to meet him?" I smiled over at Dave, "OH!! And Hulk Hogan. I remember watching the Hulkster on tv with my daddy every Saturday morning. He was the best!" Dave smiled, "I love how you call your dad 'Daddy'... it's so cute." I smiled, "I know. I'm just the cutest little thing ever... but as I was saying. Of course there's Scott Hall too. If I'm gonna meet the rest of the nWo then it's only right I meet Toothpick. OH! I almost forget Bret Heart! I remember at my first live event Bret and Shawnie were going at it. MAN... that was a long time ago. I feel old now."
Dave laughed, "You feel old??" I shrugged, "Well yea. That feud was like ten years ago. That was when I fell in love with Shawnie. I swear I probably told my dad I was gonna marry him when I grew up. Then the next day I woke up from my little dream world and realized that I'd never meet him. THAT and he was WAY too old for me. I mean, he's almost my dad's age. What was I thinking??" Dave laughed, "Babe... I don't think you WERE thinking. But HBK does have this aura about him. You just feel compelled to watch him and then you almost always end up liking him. I wish I had that."
I smiled at Dave and patted his cheek, "Don't worry any. You'll always be my Snuggle Bear." Dave laughed, "I think I should come up with a silly nickname for you. One that would make you blush every time I said it in public." I rolled my eyes, "What? I don't blush enough as it is? My face is always red." Dave nodded, "Okay, so maybe always making you blush it out of the question... but I do need to come up with a cutesy nickname for you." With that said I snuggled into Dave's arms and I finally fell asleep.
The next day I was sitting on the couch in the 'living room' surfin' the net on my laptop and Paul came barging in. "So... I hear you wanna meet Kev." I looked up from the story I had been reading, "Yea. I love Big Sexy. Never saw the punisher though." Paul looked at me oddly, "If you're such a huge fan why didn't ya see it?" I sighed, "No one wanted to see it with me. I wasn't about to go to the theatre alone, so I just never went."
Paul shook his head, "Andrea, Andrea, Andrea. If you would have told me this before hand I could have gotten you into the premier." I got the 'What the Fuck' look on my face... I tend to get that look a lot when I'm around these guys. "And just HOW would you do that Mr. Levesque?" Paul just shook his head and laughed, "Kev's one of my best friends. He invited me to the premier but I couldn't go. And besides that Kev didn't have a date. He would have loved to take you."
I rolled my eyes on that one, "Oh yes. Kevin Nash would have taken ME to his premire. Sure thing buddy. And Buffalo's have wings." And I hear a deep voice say, "Well... Jessica Simpson seems to think so." Let me tell you, my eyes about popped right outta my head.
"You-You're Kevin Nash! HOLY SHIT!" Kevin just laughed, "Yes, that's what my momma named me. Man, it's been a while since I've gotten a response like this." I bit my lower lip and I just stared at Kevin. Paul laughed, "I bring one of my best friends here and all you do is stare. Damn." I blinked and shook the cobwebs out of my head, "Oh. Sorry. It's just, I can't believe you're standing in front of me. You've always been one of my favorite wrestlers." Kevin laughed, "Right below Shawn right?" I turned and looked at Paul, "Oh no. What have you told him?" Kevin laughed, "No, no, no. Don't go blaming Paul. Shawn told me about you too."
I nodded and got a big smile on my face, "Um... can I have a hug?" Kevin laughed, "Course it's okay. Anything for you Sugar." And winked at me. I blushed and gave Kevin a hug never wanting to let go.
"Well if I didn't know any better I'd think you were trying to take my woman Nash." I smiled and let go of Kevin. "Baby. You just got back from the gym?" Dave shook his head no, "In ring action. Have to be prepared for Monday." I smiled, "Come over here you." Dave came over to me and I put my arms around his neck, "What exactly did you tell the guys this morning?"
Dave smiled and kissed the corner of my mouth, "Not much. Just was you said to me last night." My eyes gleamed, "Not much 'eh?" Then I smiled, "That's okay. Just don't do it again." Dave laughed, "Whatever you say, boss."
I laid my head on Dave's shoulder, "You're so good to me." Then I looked into his eyes, "I love you Baby." Dave smiled down at me, "I love you too sweets." I just stayed in Dave's arms for a few minutes. "Shit. I'm not being a very good hostess am I?" Kevin smiled, "You're doing fine Sugar. How long have you and Dave been together?"
I smiled and thought about it, "A couple of months." Kevin laughed, "A couple of months??" I rolled my eyes, "Okay... so more like 4 or 5. But 'eh, leave me alone." Kevin smiled, "You say 'eh like you're Canadian. Where are you from?" I laughed, "Canadian. Honey, I've never even BEEN to Canada. I'm from Council Bluffs, Iowa. About 20 minutes from Omaha, Nebraska." Kevin nodded, "I've been there a few times."
I smiled, "I don't remember what event it was, maybe an In Your House or something like that, but you and Shawn fought in Omaha. It's on Shawn's dvd." Everyone in the room laughed. "WHAT?! Two of my favorites are on it. That's why I remember it!" Paul just shook his head in amazement. "And what stood out to you during that match?"
I just rolled my eyes at Paul, "If you MUST know... Kevin put his belt around Shawn's neck and choked him with it. That's pretty much the only thing I remember. OH! And Kevin stared at Vince sending some sort of message to him. And Kevin won... I think. Not really sure, it's been a long time since I watched the dvd."
Kevin just looked at me, "You really are a big fan, aren't you?" I nodded, "But of course. Who doesn't like Big Sexy?" I rolled my eyes, "I mean DUH... the name says it all Big Sexy. How'd you get that name anyways?" Kevin laughed, "I really don't remember. It's been quite a while ago." I turned to Dave, "If you look like THAT when you're his age I'll be a VERY happy camper." Everyone laughed.
I rolled my eyes, grabbed my laptop and sat down on the couch to close the stories I had been reading. Everyone watched me, "What are you doing on that thing Rea?" I looked up from my screen innocently, "Nothing." Paul snickered, "Oh come on! You've got to be doing something." I just looked up again, "Nope. I'm not doing anything." Paul growled, "Well something sure as hell has your attention, now doesn't it?" And he grabbed my laptop out of my hands. Two words were going thru my head at the moment. OH SHIT!!