Chapter 24
Twenty minutes later it was time for Dave's match against the Coach. I was set to accompany Batista to the ring, from then on I would stay outside the ring as an ever so lovely cheerleader. Oh... did I forget to mention that I also got the pleasure of screaming obscenities at the Coach? Well, I just fixed that now didn't I.
Dave and I were set to appear in the ring first. Batista's music hit. (Notice his music is different from the regular Evolution music... I think it's better, then again I love everything Dave right now. Anyways... back to the story.) "Being accompanied to the ring by Andrea, weighing in at 275 pounds, at 6 foot 5 inches... BATISTA!"
We sauntered down to the ring, Dave flexing his delicious muscles the whole way and I had a sultry look on my face, saying things like, "Oh Yea Baby!", "Look at that!", and "You're gonna slaughter Coach!" You know... just playing the bad girl of Evolution piece.
When we got to the ring Dave opened the ropes for me, and when we had actually entered the ring Dave stood on the ropes and did his "scary roar" thing. Usually when I see that I roll my eyes, but I couldn't do that while in character.
Dave came back to the center of the ring and Coach's music started up. "And now his opponent. THE COACH!" Coach came to the ring slowly, not looking very happy to be there. After Coach got half way down the ramp Lillian and I got out of the ring. But before I left the ring I squeezed Batista's bicep and winked at him.
"Kill him Batista! Kill Him!" Batista waits for Coach to get in the center of the ring and he does his "manly roar" again. I bit my lower lip and smiled evilly while nodding. The match was relatively boring what with Batista dominating the entire match. But that was to be expected. The match ended with the Batista Bomb and Batista got the three count.
I entered the ring and kicked Coach in the side for good measure. The Coach rolled out of the ring holding onto his side. I turned to Dave and he encircled me in his massive arms. I licked my bottom lip and Dave and I kissed hotly in the middle of the ring.
When we broke apart I got that evil grin on my face again, grabbed a mic and said, "And THAT is why you don't mess with Evolution!" I threw the mic down and Dave and I exited the ring. We walked up the ramp, me with my arms around Dave's middle and Dave with his arm around my shoulders.
When we got backstage I jumped into Dave's arms, "HOLY SHIT! What a rush!" Dave laughed, "And to think, you didn't even wrestle." I rolled my eyes, "Yea, Yea, Whatever Mr. Macho. That was SO much fun! I can't believe I almost didn't want to do that before."
"HA! ALMOST? That's an understatement if I've ever heard one. You turned me down flat when I mentioned it before." I turned around and ran over to Paul giving him a hug, "DAMN! That was so much fun. I really can't believe I didn't want to before."
Ric smiled, "Well Angel, You did wonderful out there! And I think you owe someone a thankyou." I smiled at Ric, "Thanks Rickers. That's sweet of you to say considering I didn't do much. I SO wanted to say don't fuck with Evolution, just cuz that's how I am. But I figured that probably wouldn't be a good idea, language sensors and all."
Paul nodded, "Oh I know ALL about the sensors." I smiled, "After all you were in DX. And don't worry Ric I thank Coach in a bit. I just have to find him is all."
Then I realized one of my boys was missing in action, "Where's Orton?" Ric smiled, "There's a fan who wanted to meet Evolution, he's with her right now, we came to get you two."
I raised an eyebrow, "A fan, huh? Is she really a fan, or does she want some, shall we say, Vitamin C?" And I giggled at my use of one of Y2J's many phrases. Paul rolled his eyes, "Who knows, you can be the judge of that though. If she's a bitch to you then we'll know for sure."
I nodded, "If she's a bitch I'm kickin' her to the curb. Who cares if Randy wants her, he can meet TONS of women at a bar." Dave smiled, "Okay Rea. We'll keep that in mind. Lets go, I need to shower." I grabbed Dave's hand, "Aww... Big Bad Batista's all sweaty, Poor Thing." And we went back to our locker room.
When we got there we found Randy and a very pretty young woman talking on the couch. I smiled, seems nice enough. She got up, "HI! It's great to meet you both!" And she shook our hands, "My name's Leah, I'm a BIG fan." I smiled, "It's great to meet a fan. I figure you meant the guys though."
Leah smiled, "Well, yes. BUT after your debut tonight I'd have to say I'm a fan of yours too." I looked at her oddly, "Thanks, kind of weird considering I didn't do much, but that's cool."
Randy spoke up, "You did great out there Rea. Definetly made the kiss believable." I rolled my eyes, "That's because I enjoyed it Randall. Why wouldn't I? It was with Dave. Had it been with you I woulda been a tad uncomfortable. But yea... that was the easiest part of the match for me."
Randy smirked, "Yep. You and your Snuggle Bear. How sweet. Seriously though...Leah here mentioned how she enjoyed the little concert you gave everyone last week." I rolled my eyes, "Yep... I bet you were just DYING to mention that weren't you?" Randy smirked, "Well of course I was."
I rolled my eyes, "Then you'll be happy to hear that Leah here isn't the only one who enjoyed it." Randy laughed, "What, Toby Keith called you up and tell you good job or something?" I nodded, "He didn't call me, but he called Bisch."
Leah's eyes got big, "Toby saw that? Damn, I wouldn't want to be you." I smiled, "Yep. But he said he liked it so it's all good. Now if only I could convince the head hanchos to stop airing my unscheduled karachoie I'd be perfectly content."
Paul laughed, "That won't happen anytime soon hun. It'll probably haunt you for years." I rolled my eyes, "Figures, AH... there ain't shit I can do about it now anyways, so I might as well get used to it." And with that I sat down on the couch next to Leah and Dave went to take a shower.
Author's Note: Thanks for all the reviews so far everyone! Shady-Angel821, AngelRose82, Insane Zula and Latisha C... THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!! You guys are AWESOME! I hope you liked this chapter. Let me know what you think! Thanks again for the reviews!! Later-- Jess
