We were sitting in the Evolution locker room watching RAW when the wanna-be Diva contestants segment started. Don't get me wrong... a few of the diva hopefuls are okay but then there's Carmella. She just irks me, doesn't seem to want to have anything to do with the wrestling aspect. Carmella, Ms. Playmate of the year, (GAG ME) is there for one reason and one reason only, the quarter of a mill. I'd rather see ANY of the other finalists win, because if Carmella wins I'll have to kick some playmate ass.

Back to the challenge of the week... each girl had to make a 'presidential' speech stating why they would be the best diva and why people should vote for them. Most of them were really good but I was waiting for Amy's. Amy usually has some pretty funny comments and gets people's attention, a very good thing to have in this contest. Amy came up on the screen and I shushed the boys... they know to be quite otherwise they won't be gracing the world with their offspring anytime soon.

At then end of Amy's speech she REALLY got my attention. She mentioned Evolution, mainly how they need to be punished via spanking and how SHE would be the Diva for the job. When Amy went off air I turned to Paul, completely ignoring Joy. I had a HUGE smile on my face, "OH Paulie! I just got a wonderful idea."

Paul stared at me, semi amused, "What is it this time Rea?" I batted my eyelashes (a trick I learned from my 6 year old cousin, Kate) and approached Paul, "You have a lot of pull in what takes place each week, right?" Paul nodded, "Yes. Why?"

I shrugged, "Oh no real reason. I just thought that I should accompany young Randall down to the ring next week at the beginning of the show." Paul smiled knowing there was a plan brewing up in my mind, "What did you have in mind?" I smiled sweetly, "Amy mentioned how Evolution needs a good spanking." I paused and my smile turned sinister, "Apparently they need a reminder... I am the one who spanks you. NOT Amy, NOT Trish, HELL not even Bisch. Andrea Sage Steffen is the woman who spanks Evolution is they get out of hand."

Ric, whom had been sitting and listening to the conversation play out, laughed. "I like it. You shouldn't got that far on screen... but EVERYONE needs a reminder that you ARE a member of Evolution. And that Evolution doesn't take shit from ANYONE... lat alone a woman who isn't part of the WWE yet."

Paul smiled, "I like the way you two think. We need to inform Vince and the creative staff that there has been a slight change to the script next week. Andrea will join Randy in the ring to interrupt the diva segment. While you're just about to leave grab a mic and say your piece. We can fine tune what is said before next week. Nice idea Andrea."

I smiled, "I try. Besides I'm a member of Evolution... we dish out shit, we do NOT take it." Rick nodded, "Well said." I smiled again, "I can't wait for next week. The little pussies won't even see it coming."

--Next Monday--

RAW started with the elimination of a diva hopeful, Coach was taking too damn long so Randy and I interrupted him. The Evolution music hit and Coach got nervous, it was afterall only weeks ago when I sicked Batista on him.

Randy and I made our way down to the ring. Randy was in a blue dress suit and a pair of tight fit black dress pants, basically he looked good enough to eat. I was dressed in a short black dress with a plunging neck line, and even if I do say so myself I was getting some cat calls from the crowd.

We finally got to the ring and Randy grabbed a mic. "You're taking up my time." He ripped the envelope from Coach's hands and opened it, "Michelle... bye. I guess you won't be buying your sister a car afterall." Randy and I laughed and Michelle was forced to leave the arena. (Author's Note: I don't know which diva was eliminated that night and the first name that popped into my head was Michelle, if anyone knows who it was lat me know and I'll change it. Thanks!)

Randy started talking then. About how he would beat Chris Benoit at Summer Slam and would become the youngest World Heavyweight Champion EVER. He was pretty much just talking about himself like always. We were about to leave the ring when I stopped Randy and took his mic from him.

I glared at all the diva hopefuls, glaring the most at Carmella of course and then shifted my gaze to Amy. I lifted the mic to my mouth, "Oh and ladies. If ANYONE is going to spank Evolution... It's gonna be ME!" And I threw the mic down at the girls feet making a few of them jump. With that said and done Randy and I made our way out of the ring and back to the locker room.

When we got backstage I started laughing my ass off. Randy turned to me, "What's so damn funny Rea?" I held my hand up while trying to get it together. "That was great. I had to try my hardest not to break character out there." Randy was a tad confused, "And why is that?" I smiled at Randy's comment.

"OF course you wouldn't know what I was talking about. When I said my piece all I could think of was that there is an NSYNC song 'It's Gonna Be Me' I just realized it when I went out there too." Randy shook his head, "Okay then. What a great reason to almost break face." And he rolled his eyes.

I smiled, "Well you know that I listened to all that pop stuff when I was younger. Hanson, Spice Girls, Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears before the boob job of course, NSYNC and Christina Agulera. They were all groups or artists that I listened to. Hell, I still have their cd's even... I don't listen to them but I still have them."

Randy shook his head, "Damn... why'd you have to get on THIS subject? It's a damn good thing you weren't reminded of a Hanson song or you would have started to sing it." I smiled sweetly and Randy ruffled my hair, "Has anyone ever told you how weird that is?"

My eyes lit up and I started singing the song 'Weird" by of course... Hanson.

Isn't it weird. Isn't it strange.
Even though we're just two strangers on this runaway train
We're both trying to find a place in the sun
We've lived in the shadows, but doesn't everyone
Isn't it strange how we all feel a little bit weird sometimes

Randy just stared at me while I was belting out a Hanson song. He had no earthly idea what the hell I was singing. When I finally stopped Randy just shook his head, "Should I even ask?" I smiled, "That was 'Weird" by Hanson. Actually... that was only the first part of the song, if you want me to sing the rest I'll have to play the cd otherwise I'm stumped."

Randy shook his head, "Thought so." And we finally got back to the locker room. Ric smiled at us, "So Angel what did you talk about on the way back this time?" Randy shook his head, "She started talking about boy bands. Then she started singing a Hanson song to me." And he cringed.

I smiled, "It wasn't THAT bad. I could have made it a worse song." Randy looked at me skeptically. I raised an eyebrow at him, "So you'd rather I sang 'Mmmbop' next time around? I can arrange that you know." Randy shook his head no emphatically, "Id rather you NOT sing Hanson songs. Anything's better then Hanson!" I smiled, "Even country?" Randy grimaced, "Yes. Even country."

Author's Note-- Sorry it took so long guys. I had REALLY bad writers block. Sort of still do, but I forced out a chapter for ya. Hope you like it. Thanks for all the wonderful reviews for chapter 25. Damn... I can't believe I'm already done with 26, that just floors me for some unknown reason. Well thanks again and PLEASE review! You guys are GREAT at reviewing! Hope to have more up soon!

--Jess