--Wednesday Afternoon--
We had just gotten back from the gym and I was just getting ready to take a shower, get all the gym gunk and sweat off me. Amazingly I enjoyed going to the gym now. Probably because I feel I need to become more lean and muscular in order to look better on tv. Not that I'm vain or anything but I know that when I weigh less and of course have more muscle definition (can't forget that one) I'll feel better being on tv weekly. I just wish we didn't have to go so damn early all the time.
I brought my cd player into the bathroom so I could jam (listen) to some music while in there. Most people find it odd that I listen to music while in the shower, especially that I do so while staying at a hotel. But considering that I stay in hotels 200 days a year... I just consider it a normal everyday activity.
I haven't gotten too many complaints. And the complaints that I have gotten... those were withdrawn once they saw the size of Dave or Paul. I just like the fact that they're so big that they scare people.
Anyways... I went into the bathroom and started my Ashlee Simpson cd. I listened to the first song 'Autobiography' and got everything ready for the shower, got my stuff out and grabbed some towels to dry off with. OH and the clothes... can't forget those now can we? That would be very bad, very very bad.
By the time that song was over I was ready to actually take the damn shower. I skipped over a few songs and went to number four 'La La'. This song is by far my favorite I just love the whole damn thing.
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You can dress me up diamonds
You can dress me up in dirt
You can throw me like a line-man
I like it better when it hurts
Oh, I have waited here for you
I have waited
You make me wanna la la
in the kitchen on the floor
I'll be your french maid
Where I'll meet you at the door
I'm like a ..... cat
Drink the milk up on the moon
You make me wanna
You make me wanna scream
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I was getting really into the song, dancing... actually pretty much just shaking my ass and failing my arms about, and singing my heart out. At my very favorite parts I was screaming the lyrics. I was just having fun with it. I put the shampoo in my hair.
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You can meet me on an airplane
Or in the back of the bus
You can throw me like a boom-a-rang
I'll come back and beat you up
Oh, I have waited here for you
Dont, keep me waiting
You make me wanna la la
in the kitchen on the floor
I'll be your french maid
Where I'll meet you at the door
I'm like a .....cat
Drink the milk up on the moon
You make me wanna
You make me wanna scream
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I went on doing my regular shower activities, rinse shampoo out, put in conditioner, wash face, etc. And YES... I do leave the conditioner in the entire time. Long thick hair like I have needs all the conditioner it can get. That is why I use Dove Intense Moisture shampoo and conditioner, it works wonders on my hair. Oh... don't even try to brush thru the hair if there wasn't any conditioner left because that just doesn't work.
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You make me wanna la la
in the kitchen on the floor
I'll be your french maid
Where I'll meet you at the door
I'm like a ....cat
Drink the milk up on the moon
You make me wanna
You make me wanna scream
I feel safe with you
I can be myself tonight
It's alright, with you
Cuz you hold, my secrets tight
You do, You do
You make me wanna la la, la la la, la la, la la la la la la la la la
You make me wana la la, la la la la
You make me wanna la la
in the kitchen on the floor
I'll be your french maid
Where I'll meet you at the door
I'm like a ....cat
Drink the milk up on the moon
You make me wanna
You make me wanna la la
in the kitchen on the floor
I'll be your french maid
Where I'll meet you at the door
I'm like a ....cat
Drink the milk up on the moon
You make me wanna
You make me wanna scream
You make me wanna la la, la la la, la la, la la la la la la la la la
You make me wana la la, la la la la
You make me wanna la la, la la la, la la, la la la la la la la la la
You make me wana la la, la la la la
You make me wanna la la, la la la, la la, la la la la la la la la la
You make me wana la la, la la la la
Ashlee Simpson's "La La" of her Autobiography cd
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I was in the shower for a little over 15 minutes. When I got out Randy was on his cell phone. I saw him and waved, he waved back and mouthed 'mom'. I smiled, "HI MRS. ORTON!" Randy laughed, "Mom says hi back Rea." I nodded and poured myself a glass of water, the whole reason I had come out there.
Randy got off the phone and sat down on the stool nest to me, "What's up?" I smiled, "Not much. What'd your mom have to say?" Randy smiles, "She wants to know when she finally gets to meet you." I laughed, "The next time we're near Saint Louie... I'll definetly meet her then." I sighed, "Ma Orton is cool... I wish my mom were that cool." Randy laughed, "Ma Orton?" I smirked, "The first thing that came to mind."
Dave came into the room, "What cha chatting about?" I looked over at Dave and smiled, "Just how Ma Orton wants to meet me." Dave smiled and shook his head, "Now your mom DOES know that Rea's mine right?" Randy laughed, "Yes. She wasn't too pleased though... seems that she wanted Rea to be her future daughter in law."
When I heard that I pulled a face, "Well you know how I hate to disappoint and all... but there is no chance in hell I'm gonna marry you Randy... no offense of course. It's just, you and I... we just don't belong in that sort of a relationship... we're like brother and sister. PLUS you're way to pretty for me."
Randy raised an eyebrow, "And what does that make Dave? Ugly?" I laughed and shook my head, "No it's makes him studly. He has more muscles then you could ever dream of babe... Plus you groom yourself WAY too much for my liking. And as Ms. Shania Twain said..." And I sang "That Don't Impress me Much."
Author's Notes: What did ya think? Hope it was okay by your standards... grin Anyways (has anyone realized that I say anyways ALOT... it's like my work of the year) Thanks for all the reviews everyone! 95 total... that's pretty damn close to 100 and that just baffles me. Thanks for all the wonderful reviews and if you have any suggestions on what should happen please don't hesitate to share them. I've sort of hit a snag... I know what I want to happen, I just don't know how to get there... kinda sucks. But yea... PLEASE review, even if it is just to tell me that the chapter sucked or whatever, let me know so that I can make the next one extra good. Thanks everyone! Hope to update soon-- Jess