AUTHOR'S NOTE:

This story string is abandoned temporarily because I'm not happy with the first two stories. The third and fourth; 'Can it get any worse?' Parts 1 and 2, are now archived as a separate fic, to which updates and/or sequels will continue. Sorry to leave my faithful reviewers hanging, but I wanted to make a clean break of it. Thanks for supporting my first fic, please keep reading.

Kerichi, Lizzyisravenclaw, BAGGE, Tynwfiel, letsseesomeid, Alex202, Sugarquill824 and especially my loyal, wonderful HermioneRadcliffeGoMichael, you guys rule.

Now go read CIGAW!