There was a knock on the door to the dressing room I was in. "What do you want!" Who ever it was laughed, "Aren't you ready yet Rea?" I opened the door. "No PAUL, I'm not ready yet." Paul looked at me oddly, "You look ready to me." I glared at him, "I hate this outfit. I feel like… well DAMN IT… I feel like Trish Stratus." Paul laughed. "You don't look like Trish, that's for sure."
I glared at him again, "You fuckin' know what I meant Paul." Paul nodded, "You meant a slut. But you don't look like a slut Rea. You look like you belong on the cover of RAW with the rest of Evolution, so get your ass out there!" I blinked, "You mean it, I don't look like a slut?" Paul groaned, "REA… if I didn't mean it I wouldn't have said it. You know that."
I smiled, "Thanks Paulie!" And I ran out of the room excitedly. Paul followed, "And besides that. If anyone did call you a slut… we'd kick their ass." I laughed, "You won't always be there Paul." Paul smiled, "No… but Dave will. And rest assured, if anyone calls you a slut while he's around they're a dead man." I smiled, "I know, isn't it GREAT!"
When we entered the room I was all cheerful and all smiles again. "Let's get this party started!" Ric laughed, "What did you do Paul?" Paul smiled, "Only convinced her she looks hot. Not too hard to do." Dave came over to me and wrapped his arms around me, "Nope. Afterall… My Dre IS beautiful." I smiled and kissed Dave's cheek. "You better believe it Baby!"
The photographer came over when he noticed that all members were present. "Hi everybody. We ready to go?" I smiled at Rich Freeda, "Yep. Sorry bout the wait Rich." Rich smiled at me, "No need to apologize. It could have been worse." I scrunched up my face disgusted, "Yea. I could have been in a bikini." Dave laughed, "That actually isn't a bad idea. What do ya say Rich. Dre in a bikini on top of my shoulders?" I rolled my eyes, "That's just silly." Then my smile turned evil, "I'd want to be on Paul's shoulders."
Everyone's face fell and I couldn't help but bust out with laughter. "That was so great! You're faces… you look like fish!" Dave shook his head, "Oh that's it." I saw the look in his eye and started running, "Dave… Baby, I was kidding!" And I shrieked when he started chasing after me. Ric laughed, "I don't think we'll see them for a while." They heard a scream. "Dave got her." Paul laughed, "HEY DAVE! WORK NOW, PLAY LATER!"
It took a few minutes but we finally got back to work. "Nice! Okay Andrea… look at Dave seductively. That's it! Ric, Paul… react to the two of them. Good. Dave…" And Rich laughed, apparently they're going to improvise. Paul laughed, "Dave. Hey DAVE!" Dave didn't respond. "Dave. Come on man, we gotta get work done." Dave reluctantly stopped kissing me and we broke apart.
"Well… I liked that." Everyone laughed. Rich came over with his camera in hand, "Are you two gonna do more kissing like that on screen?" I looked at Dave, "I dunno. Are we?" Dave smiled, "What do you think guys?" Paul and Ric looked at each other. "Well… we could work it in. You kiss every time Dave starts a match or when he wins… something like that." Paul nodded, "Yeah, like a 'good luck' kiss. Somethin' like that."
I smiled, "Okay. Why'd you wanna know Rich?" Rich smiled, "Well… if so then I could take some more pictures of just Dave and Andrea. Sort of like the pictures of Trish and Christian a while back." I smiled, "That could work. There's one difference though, we're really together and Trish and Jay weren't." Rich nodded. Dave smiled, "If I pay you extra money will you take some for me? Not to be put in the magazine?"
Rich smiled, "I'll do that even without you paying extra." I smiled, "See Dave it pays to be nice. You get what you want easier that way." Rich laughed, "No offence Andrea… but I think Dave probably gets whatever he wants all the time. His size and stature is VERY intimidating."
Dave looked at me with a 'told ya so' look on his face. I rolled my eyes, "Oh whatever D. You're SO not right." Ric laughed, "Actually… Dave is right Rea. Rich just proved that." I looked at Ric evilly, "I'd watch what I'd say if I were you old man. I might just have to teach you a lesson or two in how to treat a lady." Ric smiled. "And don't you DARE say I'm not a lady!"
Paul laughed, "You just said it for him Rea." I turned to Paul, "Oh… sticking your BIG nose where it doesn't belong, are we?" Paul raised his eyebrows. I smiled sweetly, "I'm just kidding Pauly. You know I love ya. Same goes to you too Rickster." Dave looked at me sadly. "Oh Snuggs… I love you most of all. You are, after all, the only one I give my lovin' to." Dave smiled and dipped me and laid a big one on my lips.
Well it was Monday again and we were already at the arena. We had just gotten out of the mandatory meetings that Vince and Bischoff had started at the beginning of the month. Everyone has to be there, and if you're not there you get fined.
At the meeting they had informed everyone of various new storylines that were going to be starting soon. Shockingly enough I was in one of the up and coming ones. Randy was set to get a new valet/girlfriend. Randy and Batista were going to feud and I would kick Randy's valet's ass. It wasn't determined who Randy's valet would be yet though.
After we had gotten back to our locker room I couldn't help it. I started laughing so damn hard. "There is no way in hell it'll be believable that I can kick a diva's ass. There's only one Diva who I'll be able to beat up and make it look right. Well, Unless they use one of the stupid ass diva contestants." Paul looked at me oddly, "Who do you think it should be?" I just rolled my eyes, "Which diva never really wrestles? Stacy Keibler. Not that I have anything against Keibs… she just CAN'T wrestle."
I thought about it for a few minutes. "It would be fun if Randy's valet was that Candice bitch too. I REALLY don't like her." Dave laughed, "And why is that?" I rolled my eyes, "She's really damn annoying. THAT and if I were to go one on one with her I could beat her like that." And I snapped my fingers.
Paul laughed, "That could work too. I'll talk to Vince and the writers and see what they planned on doing." I smiled, "You do that Paul. Let me know what's up. I wanna know who's ass I'll have to kick in the future." I smiled, "It's gonna be so fun though. I don't wanna be one of those diva's that never does anything. I wanna get involved in matches and make the fans remember me, for good reasons of course." I smirked, "I don't wanna be remembered as a slut or a whore like Trish'll be years from now. I can still remember when Jericho called her a 'Filthy, Dirty, Disgusting, Brutal, Bottom-feeding, Trash bag, Hoe.' That was GREAT tv."
Author's Notes: Well... what do ya think? Was it worth the wait? Hope so. I don't know if it's all that good though. Let me know what you all think. Who do you think Randy's valet should be? And keep in mind that Rea gets to beat the shit out of her, so it kind of has to be believable.:o) In other words it can't be Trish, Lita or Molly, lol. I have ideas already but I wanna know what you all think, so let me know when you review :o) Speaking of reviews, I'd like to thank the following people for their wonderful reviews for the last chapter. Latisha C, Batista's Babe, shady-angel1821, AngelRose82, Insane Zula, Lady Vladislaus, DreaV1, wrestlenascargirl, and AJ. All of you are just absolutely WONDERFUL! I'd like to thank Jay for staying on my case about updating. If it wasn't for her it could have been quite a long time before this chapter was ever written. Please let me know what you thought of the chapter. Thanks again- Jess
