Body Switch

Disclaimer: I own nothing but the plot.

Author Note: Now Now… Chapter Five! ponders Trish's' POV or Hermiones POV… I do want to make Trish happy… But there's not enough Harry Action in there yet… Ah hah! I have an idea… Trish is going to love this one! Evilsupervillany indeed dear Trisha! 

I do love writing this fic… but I do need more reviews… so if you read, and you like… review, and tell me… if you read and you absolutely HATE! Review anyways… tells me how to improve by all means!

But enough of my ramblings… On with the story!

Trish, still fuming from being called pathetic… was feeling like the sugar cubes in their silly little potion wasn't enough… even when the two girls did come out of the bathrooms sprouting ears from their knees and uncontrollable hair from undesirable places, Underarms, top lip, legs, arms… the works. Trish had just glanced dolefully at Draco and tried to contain her laughter, hoping that he thought the two girls had gotten into a fight in the bathroom and neither had come out any better.

She wandered down the passageway to get to the dormitory where she always went to think. She opened the door and was shocked to see one of her friends Alice, kissing Carlton, another friend of hers, Daisy's boyfriend.

And a seed was sown.

"Alice, what are you doing?" Trish said, a slight smile playing across her face.

"Oh, Um…" Carlton stammered before straightening up and rushing from the room.

Once Trish was sure he'd gone, she turned to Alice.

"What… was… that?"

"Erm… Um… He's… He asked me to go on a date with him, but I said no, he followed me up here, and I tried… to push hi-"

"Didn't look like you were protesting much."

"Look, please don't tell Daisy… she'll flip!"

"Don't worry… you gave me an idea anyway… you know how I told you that Hermione Granger and Slytherins one and only Pansy had swapped places, by way of some spell?"

"Yes…"

"And how I put sugar cubes in their potion?"

"Yes…"

Well, I don't think it was enough."

"Not enough… Trish? They came out of Myrtles bathroom sprouting hair all over the place!"

"Not enough! I'm going to make Hermiones boyfriend cheat on her."

"With who?"

"ME! I'm going to kiss… Harry Potter."

Trish looked around the closed off compartment of the room and sighed. Mornings were such a great time, hearing everyone just waking up, she could hear the boys in the next room just waking up and laughing at something or other. Some of the girls in the room were already awake, while others, like Trish, were probably enjoying, savoring the first light of the morning before lugging themselves down to breakfast. Saturdays were such fun, especially when one had a plan.

Trish dressed in her usual Jeans and sweatshirt and hurried down to breakfast. She spotted Hermione, again kissing Draco and Pansy, again, leaning her head on Harrys shoulder, both girls, unfortunately, de-haired.

She snorted and went to sit down.

She plotted at breakfast, revising her plan in her head, and by the time she'd finished her kippers and toast with very weak coffee, she had almost perfected it.

The only thing was how was she going to get Harry to kiss her? She couldn't be bothered thinking up some incredible spell to make this happen, so she decided to wing it.

She approached the Gryffindor table.

"Harry?" She said, tapping the raven haired boy on the shoulder, "Can I speak to you alone for a second?"

"Sure!" He got up and kissed Pansy on the top of the head before following Trish to the entrance hall where she proceeded to drag him into a broom closet.

"Kiss me Harry." She said, not realizing how cliché it sounded.

"Erm, I don't even know who you are?"

"I'm Trish, I'm in slytherin, and I'm in seventh year… now kiss me."

"I'm dating someone." She heard the door handle turn and light began to stream in.

"I don't care. Kiss me."

"No!"

Harry whipped out his wand and muttered a spell.

And Trish was left laying on the ground, petrified until a friendly Ravenclaw found her.

Luna Lovegood said the counter curse and helped Trish up off the floor.

"How much of that did you hear?" She said firmly.

"I heard Harry say that he couldn't kiss you as he was dating Hermione."

"Forget what you heard."

Trish pushed Luna into the wall and stormed off to continue with her plan, even though it hadn't entirely worked out, that didn't mean she couldn't still cause trouble.

As Trish left to go and find Hermione, a stunningly amusing thought crossed her mind. Harry and Hermionebroke up because Harry found out that Hermione was really Pansy, and Trish could have Draco all to herself because Harry was dating Pansy because of how nice she was while in Hermiones body.

Oh what a soap opera she lived in.

Author note: Righty-o then, this might not be the best chapter because most of it was written while I have the flu… I did get my cousin to Beta for me while my mother forced some horrible family cold 'cure' down my throat. She said it looked alright to her so… here goes. I hope you like Trish, I do, she was fun to write, especially when she was in the closet with Harry, and she was so stupid… "Kiss me Harry." As if Harry would be so silly! Well, as always, please review… Bye!