Disclaimer: I do not own Yugioh, Hummer, Vespa, Cadillac, or any of the characters so don't sue me:D
Just A Look
"My poor camcorder!" sniffled Dartz as he walked into the kitchen and went right up to the refrigerator "You were much too beautiful for this cruel world!"
As if finding out that "Sex And The City" wasn't going to be shown wasn't bad enough, Dartz's camcorder had to break as well. Even though he only had the camcorder for a day, it brought him lots of joy. The camcorder allowed him to see a new world where minions could get high and humiliate themselves, get beaten up by female wrestlers, or be transformed into girls. It also made him realize that he didn't have to wait for the three morons to do anything stupid, he could just punish them for the Hell of it. So when the camcorder broke, Dartz didn't just lose a friend and a confidante. He also lost the only source of cheap fun a ten thousand year old Atlantean King could have without going to a sorority house on a panty raid. Dartz was so heartbroken that he decided to seek out the one thing that could comfort him: food. Yes there was nothing like a big bowl of Triple Fudge Caramel Ripple Ooey Gooey Chocolate Fantasy ice cream to make Dartz feel happy. There was just one problem though...
"It's all gone?" cried Dartz as he looked at the empty pint in his hand and then back up at the freezer "Luckily I have a backup just in case"
So Dartz pushed aside a frozen pizza, a box of fishsticks, frozen muffins, and a box of soy nuggets. Surely enough there was a pint of ice cream hidden in the back of the freezer. He then pulled it out of the freezer, tore off the lid, and eagerly awaited the sweetness that lay within.
"WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE GREAT LEVIATHAN?" screamed Dartz when he looked down and realized that this pint was also empty "WHO KEEPS EATING MY ICE CREAM?"
"Mmmm" said Mai as she sat on her bed reading a fashion magazine while eating an enormous bowl of Triple Fudge Caramel Ripple Ooey Gooey Chocolate Fantasy ice cream "I can't believe someone hid ice cream this good all the way in the back of the freezer!"
After being forced to endure Amelda's pointless shouting, Mai was feeling quite cranky. Whenever Mai was feeling cranky, a snack would always calm her down. So she went to the kitchen and intended to get a healthy snack in order to maintain her sexy figure. As she reached up into the cupboard for her rice cakes, she realized something: her rice cakes were now rice dust. After all there was nothing Amelda enjoyed more than practicing his flamenco dancing on Mai's rice cakes. Mai growled in frustration and decided to get even with him. So she marched over to the freezer and prepared to stomp his beloved muffins into crumbs. Unfortunately she couldn't see them, so she began to dig around. It was during her search for the muffins that she happened to stumble across a pint of ice cream. Not just any ice cream though, the most delicious ice cream ever made. Mai completely forgot her revenge and quickly filled a bowl, put the pint back, and ran back to her bedroom. So while she enjoyed the ice cream, Dartz was on the verge of beating someone senseless.
"Stupid greedy pigs!" screamed Dartz as he slammed the freezer door shut and immediately stomped out of the kitchen "I need my ice cream and I need it now!"
Although Dartz intended to punish whoever ate his ice cream, he would deal with them later. Right now he needed his ice cream and he wouldn't be able to function until he got his fix. So he immediately headed down to the garage in order to get his car and head down to the store for some. Just thinking of the car put a smile on Dartz's face. After all there was nothing like cruising along in the beautiful Cadillac Convertible with the wind blowing through his long silky hair. In fact Dartz loved his car so much that he nicknamed it "Mint n' Chip" since it was the color of mint ice cream.
"Ahhh sweet memories" said Dartz happily as he reached the garage, opened the door, and flipped on the light switch "But soon I'll be-"
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
As soon as Dartz saw the sight in front of him, he immediately felt weak and fell to his knees. The once neat and somewhat orderly garage now looked more like Varon's messy room. There were paint cans, old Christmas decorations, and sports equipment lying all over the ground. The three motorcycles that stood side by side were toppled over like dominos. Oddly enough Mai's motorcycle was still standing though. The once beautiful shiny black Hummer now had a gigantic spot of pink paint on it as well. Dartz could honestly care less about this, but there was one thing that nearly killed him. His once beautiful mint green Cadillac convertible now a mint green pile of wreckage.
"Why did this have to happen to you Mint n'Chip?" cried Dartz as he threw himself on what was left of his beloved car "Why must the good die so young?"
Now that his beautiful car had been destroyed, Dartz felt that he had lost a part of himself. Mint n' Chip had always been the faithful friend who went with him on ice cream runs, panty raids, and Vegas trips. Now he had lost yet another friend in a single day. Right now the only thing he could do was find a way to get ice cream and think of a way to punish whoever did this to Mint n' Chip. Hmm maybe I can get those idiots to pull my rickshaw...
"So what's your name cutie?" asked Odion as he sat in a red sportscar and gazed at the stunning beauty that had just pulled up next to him "My name's Odion"
"I'm a few seconds away from shooting myself" thought Amelda as he sat there on the powder blue Vespa Scooter wishing he could just disappear "I'm getting so sick of this!"
So far riding the scooter was far more horrible than Amelda had expected. Even though he usually got hit on by other men, the scooter only made it worse. Why? Because it helped convince people that Amelda really was a girl. After all what kind of guy would drive such a girly looking scooter? So as Amelda drove down the street, he got dozens of whistles and catcalls. So far he had been called Cutie, Baby, Hottie, and his least favorite: Mamacita. As if that wasn't bad enough, whenever he stopped at a light he'd have guys hit on him as well. Among these were some frat boys, Yami Bakura, Yugi's grandfather, and now Odion. It was the worst night ever...
"As pissed off as I am right now" thought Amelda as he looked up at the light and prayed that it turned green as quickly as possible "I brought this on myself"
As horrible as the drive had been, Amelda couldn't blame anyone but himself. After all he had been the one who decided to try and take Dartz's Cadillac despite one little fact: He couldn't drive a stick. Although Amelda could easily fly planes and helicopters, ride a motorcycle, and rollerblade on one leg, he never learned now to drive a stick. Then Dartz never taught Raphael or Varon either since he didn't want any of them to drive his car. This didn't stop Amelda though since he was determined to get to his meeting with CrazyAnzu. So he got into the car, grabbed the gearshift, and was ready to go. Unfortunately he didn't realize that he'd just put the car in reverse until he ended up crashing into the motorcycles. Amelda immediately realized his mistake and quickly shifted gears once again. The car did go forward this time, but it did so at over 100mph and right into a wall. The impact caused several of the shelves in the garage to break and sent a shower of debris down to the ground. Among these was an open can of pink paint that fell right on top of the Hummer. Although Amelda was alright since the airbags(also leopard print) deflated, he knew he wouldn't be for long. Dartz's beloved car now looked more like an accordion than a car. Without further thinking he ran over to the scooter, started it up, and sped out of the garage at full speed.
"Maybe I'll get lucky and he'll blame it on Varon" thought Amelda as he continued to ignore Odion as best as he could "After all he's usually the one he blames whenever something happens"
"Hey do you like Thai food? I've got some!" said Odion as he suddenly showed him a bag that had been sitting on the passenger seat "How about you join me for dinner?"
"Why am I cursed like this?" thought Amelda who felt as if though he had been sitting at the stop light for an eternity "COME ON TURN GREEN ALREADY!"
"If you don't like Thai food then maybe we can get something else" said Odion in an attempt to get this enchanting beauty to speak to him somehow "What do you say?"
"Listen I've got news for you!" snapped Amelda as he pulled off his sunglasses and looked at Odion right in the eye "I don't know what you're thinking but-"
"Your voice is like an angel!" cried out an overjoyed Odion now that this redhead enchantress had actually spoken to him "It's far more beautiful than I ever could have imagined!"
"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?" screamed a very pissed off Amelda since he knew for a fact that his voice was anything but feminine "I'M NOT A GIR-"
VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
"OUT OF MY WAY LOSERS!" screamed Tea as she sped down the intersection not caring about who or what she ran over "I'M LATE FOR A VERY IMPORTANT DATE!"
As Tea's car sped down the intersection, the entire street began to shake as if though there were an earthquake. After all she was behind the wheel of the biggest and most badass car that Odion or Amelda had ever seen. It was a gigantic candy apple red Hummer that was as tall and wide as a bus, had spiked rims, and a bumper sticker that read "If You Can Read This Then You're Probably Under My Tires By Now". In fact Tea's Hummer made the one back at Doom Headquarters look like a girly little toy. As the car finally passed them, Amelda got a look at the licence plates. The back licence plate read "CRZYANZU"...
"It's her!" cried Amelda as his grey eyes opened wide in shock when he realized who was behind the wheel of this land behemoth "I have to go after her!"
Even though the light was still red, Amelda sped off after the Hummer. The reason for this was because now he was going to have to get to the bookstore before CrazyAnzu. After all now that he had seen what she drove, he knew that he couldn't be late at all. If he was then he might end up trapped under the wheels of her car.
"Hey wait!" cried Odion when he saw the beautiful redhead girl speed off into the distance on her cute little scooter "You didn't tell me if you wanted to join me for dinner!"
"Must protect my sweet Tea" panted an extremely exhausted Yugi as he slowly pedaled his bicycle down the street in a feeble attempt to keep up with Tea "M-Must keep perverts away from her!"
"She's gone!" said Odion with a disappointed look on his face as he looked at the bag of Thai food sitting next to him "Now who am I going to share this Thai food with?"
"T-Thai food?" said a super exhausted Yugi as he suddenly stopped pedaling his bike and looked over at Odion "I like Thai food..."
"Thai food?" said Odion as he quickly hid the food and sped off as quickly as he could "Sorry never even heard of it!"
So once Odion was gone, Yugi resumed pedaling his bike. After all it didn't matter how tired he was or how many times he had fallen off his bike, the only thing that mattered was keeping Tea safe. After all she was like a delicate flower that needed his care and protection...
VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" cried several people as they were nearly run down by Tea's Hummer as she entered the bookstore's parking lot at full speed "RUN!"
Everyone knew that when Tea's Hummer was in sight, the logical thing to do was run. After all she thought nothing of driving over other cars, pedestrians, and just about any other thing that was in her way. Surely enough Tea's car jumped up and began to drive over a row of cars in an attempt to get a spot right in front of the store. Even though she was causing thousands of dollars of destruction in the process, no one dared to say anything. Why? Because they knew they didn't stand a chance if she decided to run them down in her car. So after finally getting the parking spot she wanted, Tea took the key out of the ignition and looked down at her watch. She smiled happily when she realized that she was right on time.
"I hope my outfit looks alright" said Tea as she carefully got out of her car and looked at her reflection on her car's shiny red paint "After all I want to make a good first impression!"
Once Tea was satisfied with her appearance, she walked into the bookstore in a very ladylike manner. There was no way anyone could have imagined that such a harmless looking girl was the one responsible for the destruction in the parking lot.
"Oh crap she's already here!" said Amelda as he entered the parking lot and saw the path of destruction Tea's Hummer had left "If she asks I'll say I was stuck in traffic!"
After driving around the pile of flaming wreckage, Amelda was able to find a spot. It was right next to the remains of what he was fairly certain had once been a school bus. He then quickly ran towards the entrance of the bookstore, but not before stopping to stare at the massive red Hummer. Up close it was far bigger and more impressive than he had ever imagined. After he was through admiring it, he quickly ran into the bookstore. He could only pray that she hadn't noticed he barely shown up, but that's when he realized something...
"I don't know what CrazyAnzu looks like!" said Amelda as he stopped dead in his tracks with a confused look on his face "How am I supposed to find her?"
To Be Continued...
Author's Notes: Thank you so much for the reviews of the first chapter! I'm glad to see so many of you are liking the idea of this spinoff. On a small note I know I didn't mention what kind of car Tea drove in the last chapter. I wanted to give her something crazy but it didn't occur to me until I wrote this chapter. Oh and in case anyone was wondering, Yugi was just hungry. :D