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Faster My Pretties!

"Great..just greatgroaned Tea as she slowly staggered around the first floor of the bookstore in search of a way to get up to the second floorFirst I forget to ask what SexyRedhead looks like and now this..."

After stepping into the bookstore, Tea simply stood there in awe for a few seconds. After all "Domino Books" was a huge three story bookstore filled with hundreds of books and all sorts of people. Tea beamed excitedly since she knew that one of these people was SexyRedhead, but then it hit her...

POW!

"OW!" cried Tea as something suddenly flew out of nowhere and struck her right in the head "What was that?"

The moment Tea looked down on the ground, she realized that the object that struck her was a book. Not just any book, a book with the picture of a smiling kangaroo wearing a hat on the cover. Upon picking it up, Tea noticed that the book was entitled "Learn To Speak Aussie: The Anklebiter Edition". Before Tea could even question who would read such a book, a young brown haired boy with blue eyes skipped right up to her.

"Yay!" cried young Valon in an very fake sounding Australian accent as he looked up at Tea and held out his little hands "Ya found my book sheila!"

"This is your book?" asked Tea as she looked down at the little boy whose hair was so big and pointy that it rivaled Yugi's "Why did you throw it at me?"

"I didn' throw it sheila!" said the little boy very innocently as he continued to look up at Tea with his large sky blue eyes "Raf was readin' it to me when Alister grabbed it an' threw it!"

"That's because I couldn't take it anymore!" cried a slightly older boy with messy looking red hair as he ran up with a crazed look on his face "I..."

Upon finding out that "Sex And The City" wasn't going to be on, Valon's mom got upset. The show was the most important part of her day and without it she became extremely cranky and unable to deal with her son. She had never been able to forget the time Valon traded the family cat for some jellybeans. So to avoid a headache, the woman took Valon to the bookstore located right down the street. Once there she gave him $5 and told him to stay there for at least an hour. Although Valon was bored out of his mind at first, he was soon joined by Alister and Rafael. After all their moms were also cranky because their favorite show wasn't on. So what could three kids do in order to pass time in a bookstore? Valon wanted to throw books, while Alister wanted to run up the escalator. Rafael on the other hand knew how destructive these two were, so he looked around for ideas. He noticed a book with a kangaroo on the cover so he quickly snatched it up and suggested reading it. Alister scoffed at the idea, but Valon actually wanted to hear the story. The book wasn't a story though, it was actually a child's guide on how to speak "Aussie". Either way Valon liked the book and almost immediately began to speak in a fake Australian accent. Unfortunately this drove Alister crazy up to the point where he snatched the book and threw it as far away as he could. He just never imagined it would hit the first girl that he had ever gotten a crush on...

"I don't know why Rafael threw the book!" lied Alister as he stared at Tea's sassy shirt and then at her dangerously short skirt "But I'm sure he's really sorry"

"Hey you're the one who threw that book!" said an even older boy with blonde hair as he walked up to the redhead with an annoyed look on his face "So don't try and blame it on me!"

"I didn't throw it!" cried Alister whose face went completely red and nearly burst into tears at that moment "You're lying!

"Yes ya did mate!" cried young Valon whose accent was beginning to get more and more annoying by the minute "I saw it with me' own eyes!"

"Well I guess you didn't really mean to hit me" said Tea as she held out the book for young Valon to take "So here's your book"

"Thanks!" cried Valon as he happily snatched up the book which he wanted Rafael to read to him once again "You're okay for someone that's got cooties!"

After getting hit in the head with a book, Tea decided that maybe she should walk around. After all a moving target was alot harder to hit than a station one. Although she had no idea what SexyRedhead looked like, there were two things she was certain. First of all Tea knew that SexyRedhead was indeed a redhead since she once asked him about it. After all Yugi's screen name was "HotStuff" and there was nothing really hot about him. The second thing Tea knew was that SexyRedhead was nineteen years old. So all she had to do was keep her eyes peeled for a redhead teenage male. How hard could it be?

"Well this has been pointless so far" thought Amelda as he slowly walked out of the mens room and ignored some of the glances he got "Then again do I even know what I'm looking for?"

So far Amelda had spent the last ten minutes roaming all around the first floor of the bookstore. It had been the ten most horrible minutes that he had ever experienced. First Amelda wandered into the study area where he was immediately hit on by some college boys. They wanted to know if he'd help them study for a "female anatomy" test. So after whacking them all senseless with a nearby chair, Amelda went into the poetry section. Unfortunately the poetry section was inhabited a group of beatniks. After about ten seconds of listening to bad poetry, bongo playing, and finger snapping, Amelda couldn't take it anymore. So he ran into the mens room and tried to think about what he should do.

"Well all I know about CrazyAnzu is that she's sixteen..." said Amelda as he slowly scanned the first floor of the bookstore "So I guess I should look for a teenage girl"

So Amelda began to walk around and kept his eyes open for a teenage girl. He wasn't having much luck though since the only females he could find were either too young or too old to be CrazyAnzu. After awhile Amelda noticed a few women exiting the section in which the romance novels were kept. Although he had a feeling CrazyAnzu probably wasn't the type to read romance novels, he decided to check anyways. What he found though was extremely disturbing...

"Ahh how could he do that to Brunhilde?" cried Siegfried as tears streamed down his face as he read a copy of "For The Love Of A Valkyrie" by S. Von Schroeder "He doesn't deserve her love!"

"Hey look at this book Siegfried!" cried Leon happily as he pulled yet another book from the gigantic stack of books next to him "It's all about how to care for Neopets!"

"Shhh! Not now Leon!" said Siegfried as he pulled out a handkerchief with a rose emblem embroidered on it to wipe away his tears "This book is just so moving!"

"Uh Siegfried..." said Leon who shook his head as he looked over at his brother who had been crying like a little girl since he picked up the book "You wrote that book..."

"And I completely outdid myself when I wrote this!" cried Siegfried as he sniffled and blew his nose with the handkerchief "How could I possibly top such complete and utter perfection?"

At that moment Amelda was filled with an overwhelming urge to grab Siegfried and beat him senseless. After all whenever Dartz got extremely high or wasted, he'd make Raphael or Amelda read him a bedtime story. Among the books that Dartz liked was "For The Love Of A Valkyrie". At this point both Raphael and Amelda had read the book so many times that they knew it by heart. How they loathed whoever wrote such a wretched story...

"I won't beat him up now since I still have to find CrazyAnzu" thought Amelda as he walked out of the romance section, but made a mental note of what Siegfried looked like "But I'll take care of you later on S. Von Schroeder!"

POW

"OWWW!" cried Amelda as suddenly something struck him across the back and he quickly spun around to see what it was "What was that?"

Upon turning around, Amelda didn't see any signs of what could have possibly struck him. Suddenly he heard someone clear their throat, so he looked down and found himself looking at an old lady. She was a little old lady wearing big glasses, a shawl, a purple hat with a flower, and she had a wooden cane in her hand. At first Amelda doubted that this tiny old woman was the one that hit him, but then she raised her cane and poked him right in the bellybutton.

"What on Earth is wrong with young women nowadays?" said the old lady as she shook her head in disgust while poking Amelda as hard as she could "You look like a common whore!"

"WHAT?"

"You heard me!" said the old lady as she raised her cane and poked Amelda right where she believed he had boobs "Now put some decent clothes on young lady!"

"Look lady I hate to break it to you" said Amelda as he pushed the old woman's cane away from his chest "But I'm a man!"

"Y-You're a man?" asked the old woman as she adjusted her glasses and looked at the person standing in front of her with a confused look on her face "Are you sure?"

"Yes!" cried Amelda who couldn't understand why everyone had such a hard time believing that he truly was a man "Now why-W-What are you doing?"

"Just because you're flat chested doesn't mean you're a man" said the old lady as she suddenly used her cane to pull up Amelda's tanktop and stare at his bare chest "But it doesn't give you an excuse to dress like a hoochie either"

"Hoochie?"

"You have one of the most beautiful faces I've ever seen" said the old woman as she brought her cane back down and gave Amelda a sincere smile "I'm sure you'll be able to find a man without having to dress like a whore"

With that the little old lady just hobbled off and left Amelda standing there looking down at his body. Never in his life did he think he'd actually get hit with a cane and be accused of dressing like a tramp. It was times like these that he gave thanks that no one he knew had been around to see what had happened. At that moment Amelda heard some girls giggling and he noticed some teenage girls coming down the escalator. He wondered if one of these girls could be CrazyAnzu, so he walked towards them. The girls immediately gave Amelda jealous looks and he distinctly heard one of them call him a "slut". So maybe these girls weren't CrazyAnzu, but there were two entire floors that he hadn't explored yet...

"Hopefully she's on this next floor" thought Amelda as he got on the escalator and rubbed his bare midriff for a moment "After all I don't want to be here a moment longer than necessary..."

"MEOW!"

"YAH!" shouted Dartz as he sped down the street in a chariot pulled by at least twenty stray cats "FASTER MY PRETTIES!"

After spending nearly half an hour unsuccessfully searching for his rickshaw, Dartz finally gave up. He could have sworn that he had left it in one of the storage rooms along with a sign that read "Use In Case Of Emergency". What Dartz didn't know was that his rickshaw had indeed been used for an emergency. After all one day when Varon was alone at headquarters, a nice old man came to the door selling magic beans. The beans were pretty rainbow colors and were the coolest thing Varon had ever seen, but unfortunately he was completely broke. This wasn't a problem though since the old man accepted other forms of payment. So after running around headquarters like crazy, Varon finally found something to give the old man: a rickshaw. For one thing it had "Use In Case Of Emergency" written on it and this was an emergency. Besides who would miss a crummy old rickshaw anyways? So after handing the rickshaw over, Varon finally got his magic rainbow beans. It turned out that the "magic beans" were in reality just jellybeans, but at least they tasted good. Luckily(for Varon), Dartz happened to come across a really crummy old room inhabited by dozens of stray cats. Among the cats though, lay the answer to Dartz's prayer: a chariot. So after rounding up and tying all of the cats to the chariot, Dartz sped out the front door at full speed.

"MEOW!"

"Ahh nothing beats the simple joys of a feline powered chariot!" remarked Dartz before the cats came to a sudden stop which nearly caused him to fly out of his chariot "Now on to the-What in the name of the Great Leviathan is going on?"

Although Dartz had been making good time, he hadn't counted on his cats being frightened by the honking of car horns. Then again the sound was almost deafening since there were at least a hundred cars, trucks, and buses ahead of them. The traffic was backed up as far as the eye could see, and the drivers were getting restless. Many were honking, shouting, swearing, and throwing things. Then again nobody really knew what the cause of the backup was.

"Come on hurry up!" cried Vivian Wong who was behind the wheel of a shiny red sports as she honked her horn "Otherwise I'll lose the sexy hunk in the red Ferrari that I was stalk...er I mean following!"

"Hey get this traffic moving!" shouted Rebecca from the passenger seat of her grandfather's motor home "I have to get down to the bookstore!"

"Can't we get going already?" shouted Espa Roba as he drove a minivan with all of his brothers piled up in the back "Do you have any idea how many times I've been asked if we're there yet?"

"Fifty six times!" cried out one of Espa Roba's younger brothers proudly as he held up his little fingers indicating that he had kept count "So...are we there yet?"

"AHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Espa Roba as he began to honk his horn as desperately as he could "GET ME OUT OF HERE!"

"Seto!" cried Mokuba as he suddenly ran by on the sidewalk holding what appeared to be a piece of fried chicken in his hand "Where are you?"

"Oh it's merely a traffic jam, but it doesn't affect me" said Dartz in a jaded tone of voice as he tossed his hair and tightened the reigns on his felines "After all I'm in a chariot so I can easily get by!"

"YAH!"

"MEOW!"

The cats immediately began to run and Dartz's chariot was speeding down the street once again. The felines were truly a marvel because in a few seconds they completely managed to pass almost all the cars. In fact they were so fast that Dartz finally got to see exactly what had caused such an awful traffic jam.

"Tea..." whimpered Yugi as he pedaled his bicycle very slowly and was completely oblivious to the traffic jam he was causing "Must keep her away from perverts..."

"GET OUT OF THE DAMN ROAD YOU MIDGET!" shouted a very pissed of Seto Kaiba who was driving a shiny red Ferrari but was stuck right behind Yugi "DON'T THINK I WON'T RUN YOU OVER!"

Losing the most beautiful trenchcoat he had ever seen completely upset Seto. Never in his life had he seen such beauty and perfection, but it somehow slipped through his fingers and was gone. Where such a lovely creation had gone was something that Seto would probably never find out. At this point nothing else mattered and all Seto could do was mourn the loss of the trenchcoat. Mokuba didn't like seeing his brother like this, so he suggested going out for fried chicken. Even nice crispy drumsticks were of no use since though since Seto was too upset to eat. In fact he simply want back to his car and decided to drive around to ease his pain. Too bad he didn't realize that he had left Mokuba back at Kentucky Fried Chicken...

"First that trenchcoat and now this!" growled Seto as he tightened his grip on the steering wheel and floored it "DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU!"

"My sweet delicate flower..." said Yugi as he continued to take his sweet time as he pedaled his bike down the street "I won't let them-"

POW

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Not only did Seto hit Yugi, he actually managed to send him and his bicycle flying high into the sky. As soon as Yugi was out of the way, traffic went back to normal and everyone was happy. Mokuba eventually appeared as well but by now his piece of chicken was gone and he was completely out of breath. He had no choice to keep going though or else he'd never catch up to Seto. Meanwhile Dartz's chariot had come to stop and he was looking up into the sky with a pair of binoculars in hand.

"I had no idea that someone could fly up so high after being hit by a car" said Dartz as he looked up at Yugi who was still sailing high up in the air "It's a good thing to know for when I catch the person who destroyed my car!"

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

"And it seems that little shrimp is finally falling out of the air" said Dartz as he watched Yugi and his bicycle beginning to descend at very high speed "And he should be here in 3, 2, 1"

POW!

"W-WHAT IN RA'S NAME JUST HAPPENED?" cried a very shocked looking Yami as he and Yugi's bicycle landed on top of a nearby parked car "WHAT WAS MY HIKARI DOING THAT INVOLVED FLYING THROUGH THE AIR?"

"Well well if it isn't the almighty Pharoah who couldn't dance even if his life depended on it" chuckled Dartz as he tossed his hair and glanced over at Yami "Tell me Pharoah...do you always ride a little girl's bicycle?"

"For your information this is Yugi's bicycle" said Yami in an annoyed tone of voice as he slowly got off from on top of the car and pulled the bicycle down "But at least it's superior to what you're riding around in"

"Nothing can surpass my almighty feline chariot!" shouted Dartz as one of the cats suddenly began making strange sounds before hacking a hairball up near Yami's feet "Take that!"

"Cats are not meant for pulling chariots!" growled Yami as he quickly stepped aside and stared at Dartz in disbelief that he was actually using cats to pull his chariot "Are you too lazy to walk that you've resorted to such a thing?"

"Normally I'd drive but my car was destroyed!" shouted Dartz who was tempted to try and see if his cats would actually sic Yami "Now attack him my pretties!"

"Meow..." Purr

Much to Dartz's disbelief the cats meowed happily and began to rub up against Yami's leg. Yami knelt down and petted the cats who immediately began to purr contently. This was hardly what Dartz had in mind so he quickly pulled the cats back towards him. Suddenly he got an idea that would prove once and for all that he was far better than Yami.

"If you're so confident that your bicycle is superior Pharoah.." said Dartz with a wicked smile on his face since he was going to have fun "Then I suggest we have a race and see who wins!"

"A bicycle versus a chariot?" asked Yami since it was kind of obvious that Dartz might have a bit of an advantage "Well I accept! You know why?"

"Why?" said Dartz as he grinned like crazy and tightened the reins on all of his felines "You want to be humiliated in front of this pathetic town?"

"No...I have faith that's why" said Yami as he got onto the bicycle and put one of his feet up onto the pedal before closing his eyes "Guide me heart of the bike..."

There was a street light up ahead from where Yami and Dartz were, and it was currently red. Both decided that as soon as the light turned green the race would start and it would stop until one of them was no longer able to race. Dartz was pretty confident that he was going to beat Yami in this race with ease. And if by some strange miracle Yami was actually able to keep up, Dartz had a few tricks up his sleeve. So as soon as the light turned green, they were both heading down the street at top speed.

"Ahh that just made my day!" thought Tea as she exited the romance novel section with an happy look on her face "But now I have to keep looking for SexyRedhead"

Apparently finding a redhead male in the right age category was alot harder than Tea had expected. So far all she had found a was a few college students studying, some beatniks reading poetry while playing bongos, a purple haired kid sitting next to a stack of books, and some pink haired weirdo crying as he read a book. Tea happened to notice the book he was reading and she completely understood why he was crying. After all she cried when she read "For The Love Of A Valkyrie" too. Why? Because she had been foolish enough to waste money on such a crappy book.

"No more!" sobbed Siegfried as he dropped the book onto the floor and continued to cry "I can't take more of this book!"

"That's exactly what I said when I read it" thought Tea who almost felt sorry for this weird ultra girly pink haired guy "But at least he hasn't paid for it yet"

"Siegfried wrote that book in the first place!" said Leon as he rolled his eyes and resisted the urge to grab the book and slap some sense into his brother "Will you give it a rest already?"

"But now I have what I needed!" cried Siegfried as he suddenly jumped up and flashed a triumphant smile "I have the inspiration to write a sequel to my story!"

"WHAT?"

Not only had this pink haired freak conned her out of $9.99 with his first book, and now he wanted to write a sequel? Suddenly everything went completely red and the last thing Tea remembered was grabbing Siegfried by the collar. When she finally snapped out of it, Siegfried was badly beaten and hiding behind Leon. Leon then simply sighed, pulled out $10, and apologized to Tea for his brother's book. After leaving the romance section(and a very traumatized Siegfried) behind, Tea finally found the escalators. She immediately got on the escalator and decided to continue her search on the upper levels. What Tea hadn't noticed though was that there was a redhead following her, just not the one she was looking for...

"And I thought bookstores were supposed to be boring!" thought young Alister as he stood a few stairs behind Tea and looked up her skirt "Guess I was wrong!"

"Maybe he is down there and I just didn't see him" said Tea as she got a better view of the first floor as the escalator took her higher and higher "After all I didn't check the mens room"

"The best part is that she doesn't suspect a thing!" thought Alister as he beamed while staring intently at Tea's panties "Yeah this is the best thing-"

"Eww look Raffie!" shouted young Valon as he stood at the bottom of the escalator and pointed up at his friend "Alister's on the escalator and he's looking up that girl's skirt!"

"What? Again?" said young Rafael who had a feeling that his friend was up to no good when he wandered off to the "bathroom" "And just why am I friends with these two again?"

"NO I'M NOT!" cried young Alister as his face went completely red and ran down the escalator as quickly as he could "I was just looking for the bathroom!"

Luckily Tea was completely oblivious to the fact that someone had been looking up her skirt. After all the only thing on her mind was finding her online friend and talking some sense into him. If she didn't then he'd probably end up in the hands of a psychopath who'd tear him limb from limb. I can't let that happen to a great guy like him!

To Be Continued...

Author's Notes: Thank you so much to everyone who reviewed the last chapter! I'm glad that you guys are enjoying the story so far. I know a few people might be confused about little Valon, Alister, and Rafael. They're just pretty much there to prove that although Varon and Amelda are adults, they're still childish at times. Meanwhile both Raphaels are always forced to put up with their antics. I just wanted to clear that up in case anyone was wondering :). Anyways thanks once again:) (tosses candy hearts in the air)