The weird adventures of Karina and Courtney

by Shippo-cutie

This is a cowritten story. By orangepencils and myself. Its a humor story, it happens when Karina and myself fall into the well after following Kagome, we end up meeting the gang and traveling with them. Two new characters are introduced, tons of laughs!

7. Snow Flakes

Chapter 7:

Sword making and learning.

A/N Guess what, guess what! Its chapter 7 in all its glory! We started this October 12, 2005. We'll see when we finish it… Check out my (Orangepencils) new stories. (One shots) PLEASE!

And we have decided to end this chapter on January 9th 2006.

Karina's POV

So the kitty and Courtney are back together… THANK GOD! Man they were acting like babies! Jeez it's only a singer people! And he isn't even sexy or anything…

"So did you realize that Jesse Mc Cartney was an ugly git or something?" Kagome asked Courtney once we were all accounted for. Man I had to laugh! I mean, Kagome and I aren't exactly the biggest Jesse Mc Cartney fans. We're more like number one not fans if that is even possible.

"Shut up." Courtney hissed at us. She's been hanging around Rai way to long now!

"Or did you realize that Rai was sexy?" Miroku told her. Damn pervert. I would hit him if I was next to him. Thankfully, Sango took care of that for me.

"Duh, he's always been hot. What are you blind or something?" Some random girl said passing by. Ok first of all, who the hell are you, second of all who the hell are you and third of all, get the hell out of my face thank you very much.

Do you know what Rai did? HE FLIRTED WITH THE STUPID GIRL! God! Like two seconds ago he was all moody because Courtney was over the television because of Jesse and now he's FLIRTING with some RANDOM girl.

Courtney was P-I-S-S-E-D! She looked ready to explode. And she did, literally. She walked up to the random girl and nearly yelled in her face.

"Excuse me, but we don't associate with bullshit like you. Next time we decide to change our minds, we'll let you know." Courtney stormed off in the van and we just started laughing like mad people. Tempers make people laugh.

Anyways, so we all went back in the van and Kagome drove us all back to her house. I so could not wait until tonight. ITS HUMAN NIGHT PEOPLE! I mean hello! Like, think about it, Inuyasha, Rai and Taigo all human, in their… euh… human glory I guess…

"What are we doing again tonight?" Shippo asked Kagome.

"We're going to the movies." Courtney simply replied. The conversation ended there for now and there was a somewhat dead silence in the van. Since I was bored something funny, I took out my cell phone and decided to send a text message to Courtney. It was a series of little people that looked like Kirby and that were dancing.

Courtney's phone rang and she opened it.

"(.) (. ) (.) ( .) (.)" Courtney looked at it and started laughing. Everyone looked at her funny.

"It's Kirby!" She yelled in the van.

"Who the hell is Kirby?" Inuyasha asked from the front of the van. Courtney shoved the phone under Inuyasha's face and said "look!" The hanyou looked at the text message I had sent her and simply stared at her.

"And your point is?" Ok so he didn't get it…

"Ah, never mind." Poor Courtney. Courtney looked at her text message one more time before sending me a text message. My phone did a really weird sound and I opened it to find another chain of dancing Kirbies.

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"All together now, do the Kirby dance." I said. Courtney and I started dancing in our seats and everyone looked at us like we were some aliens from outer space. Wait, they don't know about space, ok bad example.

"They're mental, I tell you, mental!" Inuyasha said from the front.

"Oh shut up Inuyasha." Courtney told him.

"I knew we should have left them in the woods when Karina was under Naraku's spell." He muttered. Unfortunately for him, I heard him loud and clear.

"Excuse me, but for your information, if it wouldn't have been for me being under Naraku's spell, you people wouldn't have been able to get the Shikon Jewel. And as you said oh so clearly before, I killed Naraku, so please don't thank me, it was nothing." I told him sarcastically. Man sometimes he could be really S T U P I D.

"Woosh, man she's on fire!" Taigo told Rai who nodded. I turned my head towards them and they gulped. Figures…

"All together now Kirby dance!" Courtney shouted. I looked over at her and smiled.

"WOOHOOO!" We said together. The other's sweat dropped anime style.

"I am currently questioning their mental state." Miroku told no one in particular.

"Oh this is their normal state." Kagome told him. The look on his face, priceless, for everything else there's master card.

"Hmm… I wonder if they're just how mental they are. Oh ladies…" Let's just say the monk never got to finish his sentence.

"Damn pervert and his stupid pervert mind." Sango said threw gritted teeth. Courtney and I were too busy fanaticizing about Kirby to even notice.

"Kagome, who is this Kirby, anyways?" Shippo asked the driver.

"OMG HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW WHO KIRBY IS!" Courtney shouted. I felt real bad for Rai, Inuyasha and Taigo who had super sensitive ears. That must have hurt a whole lot. Oh well… too bad for them.

"Incase you forgot sweetheart, but we were born 500 years ago. There for we do not know who the hell Kirby is." Rai told her. Courtney glared at her while I was looking at Shippo. An idea etching its way in my head.

"Courtney, don't you find that when Shippo transforms he looks like Courtney?" I asked her. Actually, she had made me realize that, detail.

"Karina, I told you that." See what did I tell you?

"Yeah, so Shippo looks like Kirby." Come on Courtney, put two and two together and get four!

"OMG! SHIPPO CAN YOU TRANSFORM? ONEGAI, ONEGAI, ONEGAI!" Pff… told you she would get four!

"Runt, if you transform in this damn car, I will kill you." Inuyasha is sooo mean! Why would he kill Shippo? It's not like we would get squished or anything.

"No, Shippo don't!" The others said, man what's their problem? Shippo transformed none the less and we all got squished. Ah… I see now… hehe… oups... we screwed up!

"Shippo…" Inuyasha warned. Hehe… we bad!

"I guess that was a bad idea hen?" Courtney asked.

"Gee whatever gave you that idea?" Taigo asked. Miroku, Sango and Rai were too squished to talk while Kagome was concentrating on the road.

"Come on Shippo, do the Kirby dance!" Courtney asked him. He de transformed and went to hide behind Inuyasha's hair. I think he's scared now. Inuyasha on the other hand did not want Shippo to hide behind him.

"Shippo, let me tell you this as kindly as possible, GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!" He roared. The poor boy started crying. I felt so bad for him! He's only a child for crying out loud!

"Inuyasha…"Kagome started. OH SHIT NOT A SIT COMMAND! Not in the damn car!

"Kagome NO!" But too late, Kagome sat Inuyasha in the car and it did some damage.

"Damn it Kagome, what the hell was that for?" The hanyou asked.

"For hurting Shippo's feelings." Kagome said.

"Your mom is gonna kill you." I told her. Yeah that's what my mom would do…

"Great how am I gonna pay for this?" Good question… how will you pay for this?

Courtney's POV
OMG, OMG, OMG! I HAVE THE PERFECT SOLUTION!

"OH! OH! OH! I KNOW!" I shouted.

"Stop shouting!" Inuyasha roared. Taigo and Rai winced.

"Sorry..." I whispered. "Anyways I know what we can do to make money for the damage Inuyasha did!"

"ME! I DIDNT DO ANYTHING IT WAS KAGOME!" Inuyasha said. Kagome glared at Inuyasha. everyone except Inuyasha and Kagome laughed.

"Who says we want your idea, I mean look what you made Shippo do!" Taigo said.

"Come, on lets see what she has to say!" Rai said and smiled at me. I just looked out the window. I mean does he expect me to forgive him so soon? I am still pissed! I mean god! PAY BACK!

"Come on Courtney don't be like that!" Rai said. I just looked at him.

"Tear, your fault! Anyways..." I said

"MY FAULT?" Rai shouted.

"YES, now don't interrupt me when I am talking!" I glared at him.

"People these days..." Sango said.

"Tell me about it..." Miroku replied.

"Anyways, as I was saying! We can have...ARE U READY FOR THIS?"I asked. Everyone looked at each other.

"NO!" They all shouted.

"Well too bad!" I said with I smile. "WE CAN HAVE A drum roll BAKE SALE!" I shouted.

"I AM NOT BAKING!" Inuyasha said. "NO WAY!"

"What is a bake sale?" Rai asked.

"I don't know!" Taigo replied.

"It's where you cook treats and sell them for money" Kagome explained.

"Well I don't see you coming up with any ideas!" I replied.

"Courtney you don't even know how to bake!" Karina said.

"And...your point is?" I said with a smirk.

"YOU CANT COOK! That is my point!" Karina replied.

"I can learn!" I said. Everyone rolled their eyes.

"Fine. Let's vote on it!" I said.

"Fine..." everyone sighed.

"Okay who is for the bake sale!" I asked as I shot my hand up into the air. Rai also but his hand up, Kagome and Shippo did as well.

"Okay that is three for it...now who is against it?" I asked. Inuyasha and Taigo's hands shot straight up into the air. Karina voted with them too! I can't believe her!

"Why are you voting no?" I asked her. She better have a good excuse.

"Cause you couldn't cook if your life depended on it!" Ok… maybe she has a point.

"So… I could always learn…"

"Sure…"

"Hey...Sango, Miroku you two didn't vote!" I said.

"I have no opinion!" Miroku said.

"Same here!" Sango said in agreement.

Karina's POV
There is no way in hell I am doing a bake sell! Shit… its four to three and two of them didn't vote… we're loosing here!

"Come on guys, do you really feel like setting the house on fire? Think of what we're going to have to do if the house burns!" That so didn't sound convincing…

"The house won't go on fire." Kagome said. Curse her!

"But think about it, there are seven people here who don't know how to bake. If we teach them… we're gonna need a lot of flour and there's gonna be an awful stench of burnt in the house. Think about Inuyasha's sensitive nose. Do you really want to make him suffer?" I put my hands on his shoulders and we both gave Kagome a puppy face. Kagome's sweat dropped. I know she can't resist the puppy face.

"She has a point." Kagome finally said. I am soooo good! We high five each other and I smiled at Taigo. Now all I had to do was convince Sango and Miroku. It should be easy now… I mean I had Kagome on our side…

"It's not fair! You used the puppy dog face on her! That's like cheating!" Courtney complained. She can burn with her gingerbread men in hell! You know what? That's a funny insult!

"So Miroku, Sango, what do you think? Do you really feel like baking? Do you really feel like burning down Kagome's Shrine and being stuck in the future forever and always because the well will have burned down with the Shrine?" Courtney looked like she was ready to kill somebody!

"Karina, you're exaggerating!" Courtney hissed between clenched teeth. Nope, only looking at all possible angles.

"Who me? Exaggerate? You must be kidding me! I'm only looking at it from all possible endings." Liar… you forgot the ending of we bake many cakes and they get sold out real easily cause they'll be so good.

"Sure, then why did you forget to mention that this bake sale could go really well?" I was surprised to see that Rai had spoken up.

"Listen cat,…" Inuyasha started off.

"It's jaguar!" Rai cut in.

"Whatever! I am not going to lay one finger on some dough for some experimental testing for this bake sale. Got that kitty boy?" Woosh… He could sure be intimidating when he wants to.

"So Miroku, Sango, are you going to want to bake or not?" They kinda looked at each other and gulped.

"Oh whatever let's just do it damn it!" I said. This was getting really stupid. Inuyasha and Taigo looked betrayed… can't really blame them… Sorry!

"Karina, why did you cave in like that!" Taigo asked me.

"It was getting stupid. Plus if we don't do it, Courtney will annoy us with it for the rest of our living days."

"Fine!" The two canine demons said. I feel sooo bad for them!

Courtney's POV

DAMN RIGHT I'LL ANNOY YOU!

"OKAY. So bake sale everyone!" I shouted. Karina sighed.

"Okay, so what do we wanna bake!" I asked.

"CAKES!" Shippo shouted. "AND COOKIES! And, and, and... brownies!"

"GOOD! Very good! Okay, Karina, Kagome and I will be the chefs!" I said with a smile. Karina didn't look too happy.

"What I can cook! And so can you and Kagome! I just need to put effort into it!" I said simply. Karina just nodded. Okay so after the bake sale fundraiser we'd FINALLY be going to the movies!

"Sota will you come here please?" Kagome called. Next thing we knew, Sota was in the room.

"Yes?" He replied.

"Will you take Inuyasha, Rai, Taigo and Miroku to the store and get us supplies?" She asked.

"Okay." Sota said smiling. After this fundraiser we'd be going to the movies. FINALLY!

"Okay Kagome so what do we have to cook with?" I asked. Kagome started to look threw her kitchen. She pulled out some pans and pots and eggs and a few other ingredients.

"That's all I have" she said. "We need more ingredients, so we'll have to wait!" Kagome said. I Smiled, Karina looked at me...then I got a brilliant idea! Oh I am such a genius!

"OH NO NOT THAT LOOK!" Karina shrieked. I smiled and nodded. Ran out to the ruined car and grabbed my CD case. Karina was standing in front of the boom box.

"That stuff is addictive! Let's spare Kagome." Karina said. I shook my head and pushed her out of the way. Stuck in the CD and pressed play.

"You'll love this Kagome!" I said. Kagome stared and us not knowing what to expect. The music started to play...and then...

"It sounds like an airplane..."Kagome said with a confused look. I nodded my head.

"YUP, it's Air Hostess by Busted!" I shouted. I started to dance and sing around the Kitchen. Kagome and Karina looked at me weird.

"What I do this ALL the time doing the dishes...grrr I hate the dishes!" I said. Karina shrugged and started to sing along too. Kagome only got the chorus but that was okay, she seemed to like it.

"Air hostess, I like the way you dress...that uniform you're wearing so hot I can't stop staring...air hostess...!" We sang together. Then we heard a loud thud and looked over. It was none other than Inuyasha, Rai, Taigo and Sota. The stared with their mouths opened. I shrugged and started to dance and sing again.

"You can't because your working, the paparazzi looking, you didn't know I'm in a band...In England people know me...one photo worth 100 pounds!" I sang loud and proud. Rai smiled and shook his head. I just smiled back. Inuyasha, Taigo and Sota burst out laughing.

"Man Courtney what is your problem!" Inuyasha said. I glared at him. Walked over and stuck my nose in his face.

"What did you say?" I asked him sternly. Inuyasha gave me his classic whatever look.

"You heard me!" Inuyasha said. I looked him straight in the eyes.

"Bite me..." I said and walked off. I sang again I could sense Inuyasha's sweat drop.

"OH BURN! DOGGY!" Taigo shouted. I laughed so hard.

"Poor, poor lil puppy!" Karina said making a pouting face. Kagome couldn't help but laugh as well.

"Awww come on Inuyasha they were joking!" Kagome shouted as she chased after Inuyasha who left the room. We all peeked around the corner and saw Kagome give Inuyasha a hug and he returned it. "Awww." went through our heads...well not Rai or Taigo. Rai was about to say something but I covered his mouth.

"No..." I whispered. We all went back into the kitchen and waited for Inuyasha and Kagome to return. By the time they returned Karina had started on the cookies and I had started to brownie mix.

"Cooking isn't that hard!" I said with a smile. Everyone laughed. "What...?" I asked.

"You have stuff ALL OVER YOUR FACE!" Karina shouted. I shrugged.

"Meh..." I said. "I don't care! Its still fun!" Everyone sighed.

Karina's POV

You should have seen all the flour that was on Courtney! She looked like a snow angel or something. Whatever. OMG! I just saw the top of the top of cuteness! Inuyasha and Kagome hugging! THAT WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN CUTE! But shhh don't tell anyone we saw them... Because I know that you know that I know that Kagome knows that Inuyasha won't ever do that again.

"Hey, can anyone pass me the chocolate chips please?" I was like so busy with my cookies. This was getting fun. Just don't tell Courtney okay? I waited but no one handed me the chocolate chips. I asked again and no one did anything. I turned around and I saw everyone working as old elderly couples... IT WAS FREAKY! You know like an old granny baking cookies or something. And then you have the guy being all lovey dovey on his wife. I had to try real hard not to laugh... THEM acting all nice and... loving? HAHAHAHAHA!

Taigo saw me and walked over to me... EATING OUT OF THE DAMN CHOCOLATE CHIPS BAG!

"Care to give those to me please?" I asked him. He smirked at me and ate some more. I swear I'll hit him if he doesn't hit them over.

"Oh, you mean these really good tasting things I have in my hands?" He asked me sarcastically.

"No the one's next to you." And you know what he did? He handed me the bag next to him.

"God! Hand me those chocolate chips!"

"Ha not on your life Kari." He smiled at me. Just then Courtney walked away from her brownies and came to see the cookies.

"No offence Karina but they would be better if you put chocolate chips." NO FREAKIN WAY!

"NO DUH! I would put them if Mister here would give them to me!" I yelled at her. The others stopped and looked at me. Now what? Do they always stare at me... it's really annoying!

"Ok let's break it up over here. What's going on?" Rai asked. What a comedy riot...

"Mister here won't hand me the chocolate chips." I told him.

"Oh those?" He took some out of the bag and ate them. HOW DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE COOKIES WITHOUT CHOCOLATE CHIPS!

"GIMME!" I lunged at Rai and stole the chocolate chips. But the bag ripped and it spilled on the floor.

"I Hope you got an extra bag." I told them anger spilling out of my eyes. They all backed away. That's what I thought. Out of nowhere Inuyasha walked up to me and handed me a new bag.

"Thank you Inuyasha. At least someone here has some senses!" Inuyasha smirked at the others and he returned to his baking... This was going to be a very long day!

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