Fatal Hillbilly Moment
Rated T
Summary: A classic episode of Hillbilly Moment gone wrong.
Disclaimer: I don't hate Hillbilly Moment; It's actuallyone of my favorites. I'm just writing this so there's a violent something on Amanda Show (which I don't own).
Announcer: It's time for a Hillbilly Moment!
Lula-May: Knock-Knock!
Enis: Who's there?
Lula-May: Switchblade!
Enis: Switchblade Who?
Lula-May: I'm gonna hit you in the head with a switchblade!
Enis: laughs huh?
Lula-May hit's Enis with a nine-inch switchblade.
Enis falls to the ground and doesn't come back up.
Lula-May: Enis?
Lula-May checks on Enis, gasps, and comes back up.
Lula-May: OH MY GOD! I KILLED ENIS!
Announcer: That's the last Hillbilly Moment!
Lula-May's bawling like a baby.
Lula-May: ENIS! DON'T DIE, PLEASE DON'T DIE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 2 hours later OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ENIS!
The end