Disclaimer: I don't own anything. Most importantly I don't own Inuyasha or Captain crunch. I don't own Disney land either.
Sarah: Hi, I'm Kee-tay's sister. Me and him are writing this together. We are taking turns writing chapters. This is my work.
Doctor: When did this all start?
Kikyo: It started when I met a half demon named Inuyasha. He and I started dating about fifty years ago.
Doctor: How old are you again?
Kikyo: Fifteen.
Doctor: 0.0
Kikyo: Anyway, I started dating him then he beat me up and stole my necklace. After that I shot him with an arrow and bound him to a tree, then I died.-Laughs-. After that a girl whom everyone says looks like me when she clearly doesn't pulled out the arrow and then they fell in love. Then this girl. . . Boy named Naraku resurrected me. Now my body's made of clay. Ha ha ha...
Doctor: Uh, I going to have to talk to you again.
Kikyo: Okay.
Meanwhile where Inuyasha and his squad of nincompoops are.
Kagome: I'M IN LOVE WITH INUYASHA!
Inuyasha: -Sitting right next to Kagome. Reading newspaper-: What was that?
Kagome: I don't know what you're talking about.
Inuyasha: Good because I didn't hear anything.
Naraku: -O.O-: HOW IN LIVING HELL DID YOU NOT HEAR THAT!
Inuyasha: Huh?
Naraku: SHE SAID SHE LOVED YOU!
Inuyasha: Excuse me, what did you say?
Naraku: GRRRRRRAAAA! -Stomps off.-
Koga: YEAH! CAPTAIN CRUNCH BABY!
Kagome: They don't make Captain crunch in this era.
Koga: Aw shit! I mean Shack.
Sesshomaru: I bought you candy my love. . . . . Naraku!
Naraku: OMG I HATE YOU!
Inuyasha: He has the word homo in his name.. My brother... I'm so embarrassed! ToT.
Sesshomaru: -Singing very badly-: Ow, I feel like a woman! -Passes out-
Naraku: What in holy hell did I do to deserve this.
Koga: Crunchitise me captain!
Naraku: SHUT THE F UP!
Shippo: Meanie!
Naraku: Shut up you IDIOT!
Shippo: Kagome!
Kagome: Huh?
Shippo: ToT.
Sesshomaru: Whoa, what happened?
Koga: Heck! I want Captain Crunch! ToT
Inuyasha: To hell with my gay ass brother. LETS GO TO DISNEY WORLD!
Kagome: They don't have Disney World in this era.
Inuyasha: MAN! WHAT THE FEUDAL JAPAN DO THEY HAVE HERE!
Sango: They have a way for us all to be together.
Everyone else: -Kills Sango-
Sango: I WILL BE AVENGED! -dies-
Inuyasha: By who, yourself?
Everyone: - Staring in amazement.-
Naraku: I miss killing you guys.
Shippo: I LOVE TO HATE YOU!
Everyone else: WTF!
Naraku: I hate you all. . .
Sesshomaru: I LOVE YOU NARAKU!
Naraku: GRWOOHAOOOOAH! -Starts decimating Sesshomaru-
Kikyo: End for now.