Malfoy and Harry were vigorously making out in a very tiny closet, when the door
opened. To their great surprise it was Dumbledore and Snape kissing like there was no
tomorrow. Suddenly Harry and Draco were no longer in private, and to their great
surprise neither were the two "once respectable" men! "Harry Potter!" yelled Proff
Snape with rage bubbling in his eyes. "What the hell are you doing making out with a
member of the same sex?" Dumbledore cried out. "I could ask you the same bloody
question!" rebutted Malfoy, the passionate love slave, "I'm sick of you pointing the
finger in unwanted areas!" he yelled again. By now there was a huge crowd brewing
around the closet. "Right, detention! All three of you!" yelled the hairy headmaster.
"Three, Sir?" said a confused Snape. "yes, three Severus! You weren't doing it
properly! Here, I'll show you," And with that, he grabbed Malfoy and started to
undress him. He then moved to the downstairs area where he said to the crowd
"Peace to the World, and to the gays! Fuck the Government and run free!" And
with that the whole of Hogwarts joined in, teachers, students, Mrs Norris! And then
Harry announced over the loud and BUSY crowd "LET'S GET
BUSAYYYYYYYYY!"
NINE MONTHS LATER:
"Dumbledore, I told you we should have used protection," exclaimed the distressed
Malfoy, "What the fuck are we gonna name these millions of children we've created"
Dumbledore paused for a while, "I have no Fuckin idea...Lets get BUSAYYYYY!"
And with that, they started humping like there was no nine months ago!
A/N The moral of this story is to use protection!