Oh look, more diary entries! This looks like it will be a chapter thing. I swore I'd never do this! Don't look at me! I've sinned!

Ahem…Bleach not mine.

The Day In The Life Of Hitsugaya

5:30: Woke up at in the morning to train with Hyouinmaru. Stupid Matsumoto's still snoring like a pig. She better be up by six to do paperwork.

6:30: I come back. Damn! She's taking up my shower time! I have to watch If Only Tonight and report to everyone about last night's show. I suspect that Charlie and Tanya did find each other even though Victor separated them in Venice. Well, there's always the recording in the television in my room. Yes, that's a backup. Yes, I'm smart. I know.

8:30: Finally Matsumoto gets out the shower. I look at myself in the mirror and think, "Hey, I look pretty good." Then I smack myself. Only gay old Byakuya says THAT in front of the mirror.

8:50: Finish my shower and put on hair gel. Since there's a meeting, I better put on some more gel, in case I see Hinamori. Gotta look good. Did I say Hinamori? I meant, my fellow captains. Right. Nothing in the fridge except for pickles. Why are there always pickles in the fridge?

8:55: Left for the meeting and coincidentally met Hinamori. Dammit, she's with Aizen, simpering over him, "Aizen-taichou! Aizen-taichou!" Doesn't even look at HAIR. But Aizen notices. Fruitcake. Like Byakuya.

9:00—12:00: As usual, the meeting is a bunch of old people bickering. So I take a nap. Woke up before the lunch bell rang. Went for the usual table, usual spot.

12:00—1:00:As usual, we commented on the lunches. Damn Ichimaru, he always gets good food from Kira. Today's Italian for him. Mexican for me. Matsumoto gives me this stuff at least every other day. What was it I ate? Tos-ta-das? Anyway, they're chips with rubbery cheese on them. Or are these what she calls Na-chous? Do I care? I recounted If Only Tonight for the captains. Mayuri was blubbering when I got to the part about Tanya. We taped his mouth shut. And then his ear starts talking. Damn robot. I bet Nemu's modeled after Tanya. They do look similar…

1:00-6:00: No guard duty this week. But Matsumoto didn't finish the paperwork, so I had to finish it for her. Dammit, wastes my time to go say hi to Hinamori. I mean, visit…friends? Yeah.

6:30—7:00: Dinner is a piece of bread. Matsumoto gets herself some kind of…twenty-dollar salad. Damn Matsumoto wasting all of our grocery money on her rabbit food. And I have to eat cheese all week. I hate cheese.

8:00: Too lazy to finish paperwork. Went and took a shower to get the gel out of my hair. Damn Aizen for noticing. Damn Hinamori for NOT noticing. Bored. Brought rubber ducky to the tub with me. I sure as hell don't trust Kaname with his rendition of If Only Tonight. Hell, I'm watching it myself. With the duck Commodore Azazael Engelstair III. Matsumoto's rubber bunny has nothing on the commodore.

9:00—11:00: Bored. Matsumoto left to visit Gin. Why? He's creepy. So, went to visit Kira, Hinamori, and Renji. Hinamori wasn't there. Beat Renji and Kira at go, poker, go fish, BS, and blackjack. Won money. No more cheese for me.

11:30: Back with money. Hinamori left something at the front of my quarters. Has note. It reads: "Aizen-taichou told me you love cheese. So I made a cheese bento for you! Love, Hinamori." Guess what? ALL CHEESE. Cheese sushi, cheese on rice, cheese on broccoli, cheese in the inari. No wasabi, just…cheese whip. Damn Aizen. I ate it all. So for a few minutes, I loved cheese. Just cause. Don't ask.

3:00: Should NOT have eaten cheese so late. Am puking in toilet. Matsumoto is laughing and telling me to shut up so she can sleep. I hate cheese. Ch—urp. Should not mention the "c" word for quite some time. Tomorrow will be better. Wait, now IS tomorrow. Shit. Yes, well, today will be better. Going to get a few more hours of sleep.

Hitsugaya

(A/N): My sister actually wrote most of this. So if you like it, let me know by reviewing. I think all the captains and vice-captains have stuffed animals.