New installment! If she comes off as a hard-core feminist with distaste for men and Yoruichi…you guessed right. Go feminists! And if this has the hints of The Heart of Darkness…you're right.

Upon the high mountains in a distant land lies Bleach. And I do not own it.

The Day in the Life of Sui Fong

I woke before the sun rose to meditate on the rooftop about my purpose in life. My black ninja plushy cat Sasuke accompanied me. We two are avengers. As the sun rose over this citadel of darkness, the ink of night left the city, but its dark desires and evil did not. No white paint or stone can ever hide the indelible crimes of Yoruichi. The wind is rough and cold on the rooftop, but I don't care. The frigid air brings pain as Yoruichi's betrayal does to my heart. As does Charlie's betrayal of Claudia in the soap opera If Only Tonight. I'm giving a great synopsis on last night's episode. The themes of regret, selfishness and the powers of darkness permeated last night's show. The captains will thank me for doing my job so well.

Sasuke is now safely placed in my room with his little zanpakuto in case his brother, the white and grey cat Kuroyan comes. His brother killed their family, Sasuke told me. His only wish in life is to destroy the origin of the destruction, his brother. I wonder where Kuroyan is now. No matter. The greater matter was that my nose-picking vice-captain…er… (The names of subordinates that will not journey with me to the ends of the earth to exterminate the devil Yoruichi are wasted on me) decided to give me a wholesome breakfast. I threw his slop of bacon and eggs to my team and ate cold, raw rice instead. Betrayed avengers only need food that keeps them going, like rice, to exact revenge on the dark devils that drink at the river of Death. I take a cold bath in the deserted fishpond, for who needs warm water that weakens the soul and makes resolution vacillate? After dressing in my uniform, which reminds me daily of Yoruichi and her treachery, I leave to train before my team will join me.

Apparently, my team has trained already. No matter to me. I then use the remainder of the morning to train again. My speed has increased today by 0.0021 seconds, which means one step closer to ceasing the pain in my heart: killing the duplicitous bitch from Hell. Now that it is 10:00 AM, I must go collect my team and dispatch them into the outside world to cleanse Hollows.

Whacked five Hollows today. My team, in total, only cleansed three. This is why I'm captain. No! I must not be smug! Being SMUG means being LAX means NOT BEING STRONG ENOUGH TO KILL YORUICHI IF SHE EVER RETURNS! What am I doing? No matter. It is 12:20 PM and I am late for lunch. I dash away to eat with the captains and give my report.

May I say that my parallel of Charlie's betrayal of Claudia for his brother Victor (because he has realized that he is gay) to Yoruichi's treachery worked beautifully. My vice-captain AGAIN tried to pack me a healthy lunch of a salad and squares of cereal he calls "cereal bars". I reluctantly ate it, not wishing to be look pathetic compared to the magnificent lunches of Aizen and Ichimaru. At least I did not eat cheese from a can the way Hitsugaya did. THAT is weakness. And disgusting. After my summary of last night's show, I launched into a brilliant rant about feminine power about how Claudia should cast her chains of love and fight to be equal to Charlie. She has much to learn. As do my weak fellow male captains who sat silent and dazed. Byakuya will be giving the report tomorrow. That weakling had better not discuss Victor's lack of fashion sense. At least it will be better than Mayuri's report. Everyone's report is always better than Mayuri's. That freakishly freakish freakity freak-freak.

Tonight I have my monthly team status report to turn into the first captain. He congratulated me on my successful exterminations (if only one had been Yoruichi, that serpent) and intimated the possibility off promotion to the Center 64. Becoming part of the Soul Society's governing body would be an honor. If I became part of the center, I would ratify a law declaring that if Yoruichi ever returned, she would be killed by ME. And also that Kuroyan be found so that my darling Sasuke could exact revenge on his evil brother. Yes, being part of the Center 64 would be perfect. This encourages me to work HARDER at being stronger.

I trained late into the night for it is now 11:00 PM and I began at 7:00 PM after a dinner of raw vegetables. No damn man will tell ME what to eat. Especially not my vice-captain or my team. Now clean, I will meditate with Sasuke about our foe. Then we shall have a light nap, only to awaken again to another bleak day. Another possibility to destroy the evil that feeds our hating souls. Sasuke and I will not fail in destroying Kuroyan and Yoruichi.

Between the essence

And the descent

Falls the Shadow

Sui Fong, Captain of the Second Division, Soul Society.

(A/N): Sasuke the ninja cat is a play on Naruto, yes. The lines in italics are from a poem by T.S. Eliot called The Hollow Men. Tough poem, very good. Review if you like avenging! And also if you'd like to make a suggestion as to who you want to see next!