Thank you for all of the suggestions, but I'm focusing on captains first and then maybe going to vice-captains and such. I'm not a chapter fic sort of person, so I don't want to be a hypocrite and write something long and boring when I'll generally only read one-shots. So there you have it.

I'm not Galahad, so the Holy Grail that is Bleach is not mine.

The Day in the Life of Mayuri

Startup/ PressF1forManualStartUp

Startup/ PressF2forSafeMode

………………../……….Query:RunOperation? Y/N ?

Running…..

Run Successful. Welcome Mayuri-san.

Run: ScienceJournal.app

6:07 AM

System scan: Last completed: yesterday

Virus scan: 0 viruses found

Downloads: http/ Status: Complete.

Stored: M/Mayuri'sVideos/IfOnlyTonight/Episodes/125

That seems to be everything important so far. This journal is excellent for writing down scientific experiments and daily doings. In Organizer: Thank Nemu for giving me ScienceJournal program for Father's Day/ Creator's Day. She will be rewarded with a memory upgrade and more RAM. I must go check up on several experiments in the lab, then get Nemu out of standby mode. She's a energy hog. I need some electricity too for my arms and various other parts.

6:32 AM

New Mail: 4

Energy: Full Charge

Taking a shower in the morning with my cyborg fox Kurtz. My success in the field of toy animation should get me an award. Who else would think of feeding an electrical current through a half plush/half mechanical fox toy to render it "living"? Answer: Me. Correct? Duh. Not all that time reading Frankenstein by Mary Shelley was wasted.

7:10 AM

Read Mail: 4

New Mail: 0

Read my mail by look at the computer sewed onto my Captain's sleeve as a nutritious breakfast of high-octane gasoline and rice porridge was consumed. Why does Shunsui keep sending me crap mail? No, I do not need or want Prozac or pregnancy pills. I can procreate by stealing dead body parts and fusing them using chemistry, biology, and physics. Nemu is an excellent example. I hope she will never figure out in her dim processor mind that she was modeled after Tanya, my favorite character in my favorite soap opera. That would be awkward. In a father/daughter, creator/creation way.

7:45 AM

Nemu reports today's upcoming events. At least her memory is good, or else there would go her AI system for one day. Pop! I amuse myself. Kurtz is on security alarm mode so that NO ONE will enter the lab. It says on the sleeve that I have a 9:00 AM appointment with Zaraki Kenpachi. I do recall we were to discuss an unusual bomb he found in his patrol district, so I will be taking it to the lab to analyze the chemicals. It may prove useful in creating a new weapon for myself. Perhaps projectiles that come from my fingers, or my teeth can be explosives when I pull them out and detonate them! 1 pwn3d j00! 1 4 \/ \/4d -4xx0r 5upr3\/3! L33t!

Ahem…that never happened. Must be a virus of some sort. Yes. Must've been. I don't talk in l33t and I certainly will not go and play Halo 2 with Zaraki. No. Thank God this is a secured journal.

9:52 AM

Running Scan: ChemID.app

Downloading: http/ http/ chemical analysis is running and I have just finished examining a dead body. Excellent Shinigami. Or was. His body will be carefully embalmed, I will be in need of his DNA sample soon for a future project. Speaking of DNA, Byakuya recently wanted me to get some of vice-captain Kira's DNA. Wants a clone, I am sure. No idea why. And I don't want to know. Analysis is out. Now to work.

1:15 PM

Computer Scan: Fixing: 80 fix complete

Byakuya gave the If Only Tonight report during lunch. As I sipped my vitamin-enhanced performance drink, I could not help but cry when I heard that Tanya had her memory erased and she is now programmed to destroy Charlie who is disguised as Victor in order to hide from Claudia the fact that he is gay. No Tanya! Listen to your semi-human heart and motherboard! Charlie isn't evil! I wished to know more, but Byakuya was too busy discussing Claudia's hideous choice of shoes. Instead of giving him a clone, I should replace his brain and analyze it. That would give me something to do when I'm bored. Or perhaps I should dissect Gin's brain. It would be very wrinkly, perfect for my new creation. Actually, Hitsugaya's brain may be even more wrinkly, so I will take his.

4:32 PM

Running: AIcreation.app

Paperwork was quickly completed. With a mind like a computer (or 72 computer, to be precise) it does not take much time. So I returned early to my quarters and read Frankenstein. That book never ceases to get old. I really relate to Victor Frankenstein. And thankfully, Nemu is not ugly like the monster in the story. Or else I would kill her. Or reassemble her.

9:16 PM

I read many things for precisely three hours and thirty-seven minutes. Then, I proceeded to beat Hitsugaya at chess. You can't beat a computer, er partial computer. And the money I won will buy me new machinery…and Android Invasion 5. Uhh…I never said that. I must go watch If Only Tonight, which starts at 9:30 PM. Kurtz will join me. And Nemu can watch if she doesn't bother me like last time when I started crying. Nemu says that Tanya creeps her out because she looks so similar to her. Now I'll HAVE to erase that part of her memory. Waste of good time I could spend writing If Only Tonight fanfiction. Speaking of which, I got 12 reviews today! Who doesn't like Tanya/Victor, come ON?

10:00 PM

Lacking energy, so I will plug myself into the energy source in the wall and go to sleep. Kurtz needs to recharge too, so I had better go. So much to do tomorrow, and I did so much today anyway! Oh well, the life of a mad scientist was never suppose to be easy.

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ShuttingOff

Goodnight Mayuri-san