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Disclaimer: The Bleach, she is not mine. But she nice, the Bleach.

The Day In the Life of Aizen Sousuke

Morning of the Second Month of Summer

The dawn is so lovely in the summer; especially the early dawn that no one except myself wakes up to see. It is a lovely shade of grapefruit pink with a hint of carnation, akin to the coloration of Captain Kuchiki Byakuya's eye shadow. It is subtle, but I notice. I always notice the things people try to hide the most. It's a talent, the way Vice-Captain Abarai Renji has a talent for singing like the mortal pop singer Britney Spears, prettily and high. But I digress, for I came to record upon my captain's log the schedule for today and perhaps my thoughts.

Ah yes, first off, I must inform my vice-captain Hinamori Momo that there are several season's end papers we must finish before we send it off to the Center, though the Center is currently not present. I also must take my team out to do late afternoon patrol in the city. During lunch, Captain Zaraki Kenpachi will be giving the If Only Tonight summary for the captains. As long as he refrains from becoming to violently caught up in the moment, I think there will be no injuries this time. Previously on Captain Zaraki's turn, Captain Soi Fong was nearly decapitated and was sent into the Fourth Division ward for three days do to her wound. I'm sure that cut into her time at the Jynx Butterfly Bar as self-proclaimed 'geisha-dominatrix bartender with a sweet ass'. Well, she did not as so much proclaim it as said it drunkenly when she goes there to drown her sorrows. The so-called strong tend to have the greatest weaknesses of all.

Now I must be off to begin warm-ups with the team and finish papers. And I should compliment Hinamori for the divine lunch she has packed me today. A bento arranged cleverly in the shape of my stuffed animal, Cuddles the Piggy, courtesy of Hinamori.

Late Morning

The team has been delegated training exercises and jobs until late afternoon. As my vice-captain and I worked, I noticed that she had a bit of a bruise near her right eye and what seemed like rope burn on the palm of her left hand. She put on quite a show of excusing herself, insisting that she had merely fallen down the steps. I just smiled, everyone knows that she participates in underground girl-on-girl combat death matches to earn money. I've heard that she is quite adept at full nelsons and fighting with barbed chains. And I suppose that I lie when I say everyone, for everyone is, unfortunately, only me. But the "Battle Vixens" tape I left anonymously on Hitsugaya Toushiro's doorstep will hopefully shed more publicity on Hinamori Momo's talent.

Afternoon

As usual, the captains have gathered to partake in lunch and discuss our favorite soap opera. Captain Zaraki's interpretation of the verbal duel between Charlie and Victor was lively and resulted in a tree's branch falling into Captain Hitsugaya's lunch of cheese and other food products. Captain Ichimaru Gin brought a charming lunch prepared, as usual, by his vice captain. I wonder if Gin knows that his blonde underling enjoys cleaning the house in a French maid outfit. Now that I think about, Gin probably makes the boy wear the outfit. Then, why would young Kira sing songs from Aladdin and Cinderella? Ah, but I digress again. What was most fascinating today was the disruption of soap opera bliss.

Recently, in Captain Mayuri's search for Tanya fanfiction, he stumbled across an AU crossover fiction involving If Only Tonight and a sci-fi soap called Galatica 100 Love. Many of us are uncomfortable with his sudden fervor, which is most uncaptainly. Then again, Captain Mayuri has often had uncaptainly pleasures, such as a penchant for ballroom dancing in a pretty pink dress that was stolen from Nemu. But no more on the disheartening subject, I must go on patrol.

Evening

Patrol was most uneventful; thus, I chatted with Ichimaru Gin about this and that. He was most surprised by the many dirty little secrets I had dug up on various captains, but it was nearly impossible to detect his shock through the trademark smile. He also betted that he could dig up my secrets, and with that, left. I had to chuckle when he left, for I was already very much ahead of him. He has dirt on him like a muddy warthog, but for all his snooping, he has, and will not have, anything on me. Perhaps he should excavate Captain Hitsugaya, or perhaps Captain Ukitate's secrets, which are copious. For instance, I had no idea that Captain Hitsugaya dabbled in art and designs fashionable men's underwear, or that Captain Ukitate enjoys singing karaoke and is a dutiful Celine Dion fan. To be honest, I never knew that so many of my fellow male captains were so enamored with female singers, or unusual hobbies.

Perhaps I am the only normal one here?

Now, I must depart to discuss with Gin and Kaname a few details and adjustments to my Plan. I have a feeling that Soi Fong will most likely be singing with Ukitate tonight at the bar and I would hate to miss that.

Sincerely,

Aizen Sousuke

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