Calvin: I GOT IT!

Hobbes: what, what ?

Calvin: extreme wagon riding!

Hobbes: lets save that for later

Calvin: are you sure?

Hobbes: are you sure you're not in the circus?

Calvin: yes

Hobbes: then there's you're answer!

Calvin: fine then, how about extreme Calvin ball?

Hobbes: yeah great idea!

Calvin: now what should we use as a Calvin ball…

They all start looking around…

Calvin: Hey how about this?

Hobbes: That's a marble.

"So what?"

Hobbes: Wouldn't it be extremely hard to find that?

"Yeah , that's why I got it!"

" Well I guess we should try."

So Calvin gets ready! three. two . one . GGGGGOOOOO!

Calvin launches the Calvin marble in the air. Hobbes jumps for it then Calvin jumps for it. Hobbes almost hit Calvin in midair. But Calvin used the slow-mo matrix mid air kicky sort of thing.

The screen turns slowly as Calvin is frozen in mid-air. Hobbes doesn't care and grabs the calvin marble. A couple seconds later calvin is still in the slow-mo thingy, then he kicks! HE KICKED MID-AIR. Hobbes calls him a loser and starts running away. So Calvin told Hobbes that he hit the "sing it wicket"

"well Hobbes"

"aww man"

"start singing"

" DO RE ME Far Co la it voodoo!"

"a real song"

"fine"

"here's the very happy song wont you come and sing aloooonnnngggg"

"no"

"what did he say, what did he do, did he just say no to you? Well he's sorry, so sorry, he's very very sad. Well maybe I should make him, a little more glad.(sung to the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy with those funny dolphins) Cheer up, gather round, I'll tell you, something profound, you're my very bestest ffffrrriiiieeeeEEEEeeeeEEEND. CHEER UP, CHEER UP, CHEER UP, CHEER UP, CHEER UP. Cheer up, cheer up, Cheer up, cheer up, cheer up. CCHHHEEERR UP and be glad for this. Poor dad knew what was co-ha-ming, i'm so sad that you have to hear me sing! Maybe you could help just one biiiIIIIIIIIIit!

(Calvin)Okay I know you've been siiInging, though I've still got the ball you were briIinging. Better catch up before I score ORE OOORREEEE!

(Hobbes) Wake up watch out, you're in front of a tree.

(Calvin)Oh my, heavens me. I better bail before I hit.

(Hobbes) Oh no you scored, i'm still kinda bored. Haha i'm gonna make you fall, which will make you drop the ball.

(Calvin)Crud you got my Calvin ball, how do you know since it's so small?

(Hobbes) I better double check, oh no what the heck. It slipped out when I did that ba-a-ackflip.

(Calvin)Haha I got the ball, oh no a branch I better crawl. Haha I-in yyyooouuu're face.

Hobbes: Doo doo dodo doooo

Calvin: HAHA now I hit the cloning space, you have to sing to!

Hobbes: no I just hit the paper shredder space which shreds that signed contract for the cloning!

Calvin: huh?

Hobbes: I just stopped myself from singing.

Calvin: oh well then. I just hit the cal-c(see)-u(you)- LATER!

grabs the Calvin marble and tosses it in the sky

Calvin: now wherever it lands you have to go to that spot and get it

Hobbes: shouldn't you have looked where you threw that thing then?

Calvin: look? Looking's for sissy's. now where is that thing

Hobbes: grabs out a marble umm here it is!

Calvin: oh, well then- HEY THAT'S NOT MY CALVIN MARBLE! I think I spotted a marble over on that street light. So you have to climb up there and get it.

Hobbes: are you sure that's safe?

Calvin: are you sure i'm a human?

Hobbes: not really… no, considering you've been in that transmogrifier so many times that it broke, you could be like…like… nebular and galaxoid for all I know.

Calvin: well who cares just get that calvin marble!

Hobbes: fine.

spits his hands Hobbes jumped up as high as he could, got his claws ready and jumped a whole-

Calvin: Hobbes?

Hobbes: yes?

Calvin: you jumped like 1-2 feet

Hobbes: well with my super sharp claws I can gri-

SSSSSSCCCCCRRRRREEEEECCCCCCHHHHHH

Hobbes: tears falling owie.

Calvin: I'll go get you're hiking gear.

Calvin walks in the shed.

Calvin: hmmmm maybe I can use some of these things for later.. well I think this is Hobbes' hiking gear.

picks up a chewed up string, a couple nails attached to the string, a backpack which probably the string WAS attached to, and lots of rotten tuna

Calvin: uuugggghhhh what's in this backpack? Hmm. What is this? that is DISGUSTING Tuna! I wonder when It expired. EXP 08 01 03. oh MY GOD THIS TUNA IS AT LEAST 2 YEARS OLD! Well I still better bring this stuff to Hobbes.

Meanwhile…

Hobbes: gggrrrrr! That marble can never get down

Calvin walks in

Calvin: here's your "hiking gear".

Hobbes: why thank you. Ooooh is that tuna!

Calvin: you might want to rea-

Hobbes: gobble gobble munch eat crunch crunch crunch scratch meow munch crunch … I don't feel right eeeuuuugggghhhh. Dizzy ugh.

Calvin: told ya not to eat it

Hobbes: you never gets ready to puke mmmf mmmf mf run mf AWAY!

Calvin: AAAAAAAAH

BBBBBLLLLEEEUUUUGHHH

Calvin: YOU JUST WRECKED MY FAVORITE SHIRT! AND MY APPETITE!

Hobbes: well my thirst for adventure is growing already

Calvin: huh?

Hobbes: I feel better.

Calvin: then get up there and get that calvin marble.

Hobbes: ok

Hobbes tosses up the string and it attaches to a light. He puts on the backpack and starts climbing up. He takes his nail and writes in the cement: (translated for you guys) day 1: supply's low, Calvin's gone to wash his shirt.

Calvin: (yelling from inside) WE ARE NOT SPENDING MORE THAN A DAY ON YOU TO CLIMB THAT!

Mom: quiet you have to take a bath. I still don't know why you rolled in mud and grass and dirt.

Calvin: wait, did you just say me, bath and have to in the same sentence?

Mom: yup.

Calvin: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT HOBBES!

Hobbes: hehe I know.

All around the town everyone heard : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.hobbes loved that sound and kept on climbing.

Hobbes: well better attach the first nail.

Hobbes: crud. I thought I packed away a 6" rope…I wonder if the tuna's expiry date has anything to do with this? Wouldn't that mean the string is over 2 years old? uh oh

the string breaks

AAAAAH thud

Hobbes: I think that was a little too quick.

Calvin: okay i'm back from the bath

Hobbes: then why do you still smell

Calvin: you think I'd stay there with the bath

Hobbes: oh yeah, I remember that "worlds smelliest kid award" you won last year

Calvin: and i'm gonna win it this year to.

Hobbes: I better get that contract saying you can't come in 200 feet of me.

Calvin: oh, you have that contract too? It seems many people have that contract

Hobbes: (sarcasticly)I wonder why?

Calvin: well now that were done chatting, how did you fare on getting that marble

Hobbes: ummm not that good holds up a broken string and points to the nails in the light and all the scratches on the pole heh heh

Calvin: then get that calvin marble already

Hobbes: on it sir

Will hobbes get the calvin marble? Will calvin win that award? Is mom pissed off? You bet your lazy butt on it.