Hobbes: well time to climb this evil traffic light
Hobbes: hey I got an idea
Hobbes jumps up and starts climbing the tree near it.
Calvin: oh so you climb the tree then jump?
Hobbes: yeah, its flawless!
Calvin: but what about that flaw
Hobbes: which one?
Calvin: the one saying that there's at least feet between the tree and you
Hobbes: oh that one? I thought you meant the one with all the mean fat squirrels all around the tree that hate me ever since the "accident" with their old tree.
Calvin: that one too, well wish ya luck
Calvin runs off.
Hobbes: well, time to teach those squirrels a lesson they'll never forgot. The ol' ROCKET-BUTT maneuver.
Hobbes pounces on the squirrels and claims yet another tree from the squirrels.
Squirrels: (in a very squeaky voice) we shall defeat you someday. Aaaawwwaaaaayyyyyy!
Hobbes: whatever
Hobbes climbes the tree and reaches the top.
Hobbes: calvin was right. This is way creepier than it looks from the ground. Well I guess I have to jump.
Hobbes jumps in a sort of slo-mo super action ausome way, and the lights turn green on the street light… you know what that means. Tons and TONS of traffic.
Hobbes: (thinking in mid-air) I think I want the wagon ride right now.
Calvin comes back with soda, popcorn, a chair and chips.
Hobbes: (yelling) im not a circus attraction you know! Wich reminds me.
Calvin: shut up!
Hobbes: hehe
Hobbes lands on the traffic light and slowly walks toward the marble. Hobbes tries to stay balanced but the light is to thin and high up. He wanted to closed his eyes because it was so scary and slipped.
Hobbes: calvin help!
Calvin: uh-oh im comin buddy!
Hobbes grabbed hold of the nail in the yellow light and couldn't hold on much longer. As he looked down he could see his friend doing something unimaginable. Calvin jumped into the traffic.hobbes thought that he AND calvin we long gone. Forever this time. After all those fun time travels, the wagon rides, slaying, I always pretended not to like them but really I was just happy to be with calvin. And amazingly enough calvin DID live, he landed on a car, he then jumped on a van, then on a transport.
This was his only moment to save his friends life.
Calvin: JUMP!
Hobbes: but what about the calvin marble?
Calvin: you're life is more important now, just jump!
Hobbes: but-
Calvin: just jump buddy.
Hobbes: okay.
Hobbes jumped off just at the last moment and calvin realized hobbes was to far back.
Calvin: I gotcha.
Calvin grabbed hobbes just before he fell into traffic and brought him up.
Hobbes: thanks buddy.
Calvin: you're welcome
Calvin and Hobbes then jumped off around 2 minutes later in a park.
Hobbes: (shaking off dust) now what are we going to use as a calvin ball?
Calvin: hmm I dunno.
Hobbes: well, let's start lookin
Calvin looks around and bumps into a cool guy and the cool guy drops his cd player
Cool guy: dude give that back
Calvin gave him the cd player buy kept the 2 cds.the cool guy then skateboarded far away.hobbes ran up and grabbed the cds before calvin noticed.
Hobbes: ok new rule we have to skate board up to that cool guy and give him a cd, whoever does this gets 25 points. Oh yeah what about my points for last round.
Calvin: fine you get 15
Hobbes: thanks and what makes this so hard is: you have to make your own skateboard
Calvin: then lets get on it
Hobbes: we have to work separate
Calvin: easy.
Calvin takes out a duplicater machine
Hobbes: AND NO DUPLICATING
Calvin(s): aaaawwwwww
Calvin a: well ya gotta go
Calvin b: nice knowin me.
Calvin b leaves.
Calvin: this is gonna be hard.
Hobbes: 3..2...1… GGGGOOOOO
Hobbes grabs some bark from a tree and sticks from under a bench. Calvin grabs a couple apples and string. Hobbes searches around for any sticky thing while calvin looks around and grabs a wodden thing of a bench. Hobbes finds and old glue stick and warms it up. He then glues together the wood and sticks and tests it to see if its good.
The woods and sticks are very sturdy now he only needs wheels. Calvin finds many VERY hard sticks and sticks those sticks inbetween the apples to make them able to roll then a small stick helped by string hold up the bench piece. Calvin realises he needs more wood for his base so he goes around looking. Calvin doesn't want to take from the same bench so its harder. Hobbes finds a whole cup set and thinks he should use them for wheels.
Then he realises these are worth something and goes to the shop to sell them then buys a skateboard. Hobbes sticks his tongue out at calvin while zooming by in a top noch skateboard. Calvin wonders how hobbes got that skateboard but then remembers he has to make his own. He just takes off the one from the same bench, grabs hobbes' super glue and glues everything together.
Calvin: you won't be ahead for long!
Calvin grabs out a box of matches from his coat pocket. And laughes evily. He then grabs some hair spray some guy was bringing home probably to his wife.
That guy: huh?
The guy had a light blue shirt, black pants, glasses, black hair, and was talking about character to some other guy. Yup this guy was calvins dad.
Dad: CALVIN!
Calvin: uh oh, better use what I came here for.
Calvin starts spraying the hair spray behind him, lights a match then puts it right in the line of the hair spray. And luckily enough his hands were high up so he didn't get burned. And the hair spray makes a giant flame behind him that actually boosts him forward.
Calvin: WWWOOOOO-HOOOOOOOO!
Calvin then notices that the hair spray isn't all working out. Ya it brought him forward, but it steered him right into traffic
Calvin: AAAAAAAAAAH
Calvin: had to steer for his life, and if he lived through this then probably dad would kill him, then mom, then if he lives through those moe would kill him because because. Nothing looked on the bright side.
Calvin thoguth that if he pointed the hair spray in the oppisite direction he was going, then it would steer him there. And his idea worked. So calvin tried getting out of the traffic but just couldn't. luckily no traffic went behind him because of the flame. But unluckily they just went infront of him. VERY close infront of him.
Calvin: uh-oh. If im not mistaken there's a street light up ahead. AND ITS TURNING RED!
Calvin called out for hobbes and hobbes heard him. So hobbes tried to get to calvin but calvin was just to fast. And calvin didn't want to stop using the hair spray because then the cars would hit him. Calvin's life flashed before his eyes when the transports infront of him stopped. Like when he was a baby and stuffed that crayon up his (mom's) nose. Or when he was 3 and kicked dad in the groin. And just a couple years ago when he caught hobbes.
But calvin noticed something about hobbes, something different…