phone rings
Light: Hello Dr. Light speaking Me: Eh! What up Doc? I'm at the spot now, man. I took out 6 of my brethren to get this far.
Light: Good job, Megaman! You got 4 areas to infiltrate before you confront Wily Me: No problemo, Doc. I'll handle this shit right now Light: Good luck, Megaman. Show no mercy!
Me: Oh for sure. Peace out turns off communicator

As I began my journey, these Big Eyes came at me. With my Ice Slasher, I froze them the moment they jumped high enough and got past them all. I next used my Super Arm to toss away bricks in my way. There were three fire pillars which where no match for my Ice Slasher so I froze them for leverage to the ladder, I climbed up a few ways and those dumb frogs tried to jump at the top of one of the ladders. "Fire Storm!" I just roasted them suckers. I made it to the right and used Super Arm to move the blocks below me and worked my way down. Hell no am I trusting no foot holders, I used long Magnet Beam to clear the spikes and climbed the ladder.

Damn I need to get up there, oh duh I still got Magnet Beams, I tried to use the Magnet Beam at the peak of my jump but it was too high to reach so I made it low enough to jump on and climb to the top. Shit, I gotta do it again to reach the ladder which I did. I went to the right and the room seemed empty and from nowhere some blob hit me and the back and knocked me down. All right whoever did that is dead. More pieces came in and I was lucky enough to dodge some and took a lot of damage. I armed Thunder Beam and as the blobs finished attacking, they formed into one big monster. An eye opened and it fired a shot that barely missed but the blocks came at me again and on the brink of death I said "fuck it, I'm cheating." I waited for it to form again and this time I fired a Thunder Beam at its eye and performed a rapid-pseudoteleport and killed him with that. I know cheating is wrong but one must cheat to live too you know. I took a little time to recharge and was off to the 2nd area. Megaman out teleports out