A.L.F chap2

Parents.

A/N: Thanks for the reviews so far! Keep them coming.

Anya smiled widely at the baby in her arms as she walked them both over to the rocking chair and sat down as she fed her a bottle.

This can't be happening. I swear this demon is going to pay big time. Just as soon as I can change back. Doesn't this girl realize I am not her daughter and until last night I was an adult? I know she's not the sharpest knife by still.... man this stuff tastes horrible. I can't believe people actually feed it to their kids. No wonder so many people grow up crazy and angry.

After the bottle was emptied Anya laid Faith down on her changing table and began to undress her.

And I thought I had no privacy in prison. Oh, no she's picking up a diaper. Why, why, why me? If this is some higher powers idea of a punishment for the killing I've done, I've learned my lesson. Really I'll do anything. I heard once a guy was put into a box of fire as a punishment, couldn't I have that instead? Please?

Although Faith was pissed and ranting on the inside, on the outside was a whole other story. From Anya's POV and anyone else who looked at her she was smiling and giggling for no reason as her 'mother' got her ready for the day. After Faith was all dressed Anya picked her up again and this time was held her infront of a mirror. "You look so pretty don't you little miniature person." Faith looked at herself all dressed in a pink lacy dress and 'pretty' was not the word she would use to describe how she felt. All the pink was starting to make Faith sick.

"Why don't we go visit your daddy and make sure he's doing a good job making lots of money. Doesn't that sound like fun?" Anya suggest, the response she received was some gurgling, which she took as a yes. So Anya strapped Faith into her baby carriage and off they went.

I can only imagine who my 'father' is. Gee, with my luck its probably Buffy. Oh that so wasn't an idea I needed to put into my head.

As Anya wheeled Faith through the halls of Wolfram and Hart they ran into Spike.

"How's my little bit today?" Spike asked putting his hand in the carriage and tickling Faith.

Hey, that tickles! Stop. Its not him is it? Oh I hope not. That would just be to much.

"She's good, as always." Anya replied for Faith. "We're on our way to visit daddy." she added.

Good, that means its not him. But who could it be?

"Right then, you two have fun." Spike said leaving.

The two went on with their travels. "Ok, here we are." Anya eventually announced opening a door and removing Faith for the carriage. Anya turned Faith around so she wasn't facing Anya anymore, she was facing her father.

How? What! No. How? WHY? I mean its better then Spike, or Buffy, especially Buffy- stop enough with that-, but still....him...and HER?

"How are my girls today?" Angel asked getting up from behind his desk and walking over to the girls. He gave Anya a small kiss on the lips and took Faith from her. "So what did I do to deserve this visit?"

"Someone just wanted to visit their daddy is all. So how is the money making going?"

"Its....fine. Thanks." Angel replied. When Anya came out of the amulet, pregnant with Angel's child - because Angel was the technical owner of the amulet at the time, and his essence was covered in- the last thing he expected to do was fall in love with the odd, outspoken ex demon but he had. That doesn't mean though he liked and agreed with everything...or most things that she said.

"Good. I hope it stays that way. So are we going to be having sex tonight? because I saw this thing in Cosmo that..."

"ANYA!" Angel yelled. He really didn't agree with things she said.He was more the quiet and discreet type. "Not infront of Faith." he ordered covering her ears.

Yes. Please not in front of me. Great so not only am I a baby but I was only sent to live with the Odd Couple. This should.....hell.

A/N: Chapter 2 is now done . Anya and Angel, what'd you all think? Review please. Also as always feel free to voice some suggestions of what you would like to see.