Author's Note: Yeah, I know, it's short. Be thankful that I found the time to work on it between everything else... Enjoy! And yeah, it's just as random as the other chapters. I hope to get the next chapter up, SOON.
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She held up her remote and pressed a new button on it. Two spotlights appeared from the ceiling and started going from boy to boy until they stopped on "VAN vs. DARK!" The two dark angels looked at each other.
'This should be interesting.' thought Van.
'This should be easy.' thought Dark.
'This should be SEXY!' thought Solez, a thin line of drool hanging from her mouth. Well duh! It's going to be sexy, '20 hottest anime guys', remember? Shut up, you stupid author! Make me! I'll call Nick, I'm not afraid to. You wouldn't dare, Hello Nick? Alright, alright, I give! That's what I thought. Bite me. WHAT WAS THAT? Nothing. Anyway, back to the story… Oh yeah… THAT. "On the count of three, you may begin the match. Oh, and you other guys, you might want to step into the other room." And with that, Solez pressed yet another button on her magic remote and another large glass window with a door appeared; the 18 rejects—I mean—other contestants stepped in. Solez followed them and then pulled out a microphone to speak to the two boys in the larger room. "The rules are simple,"
"There are rules?" asked Dark in disbelief.
"Yes, now, first one to not be able to attack loses! All magic and demonic powers are free, no strings attached. But please, don't kill each other. Now, on the count of three, One—Two—" Rinnnngggggg... "Hold on a minute," Solez took out a cell phone. "Hello? … Uh huh… why didn't you do this sooner? … Can't you do it tonight? … Piano lessons, right. When's it due? … Tomorrow? Okay, Bye Melody." She hung up her phone, looked at it for a moment, and then crushed it in a vice like grip. "Alrighty, change of plans. I need to go to the, err…'library' for a while. So, until I come back, make yourselves at home, 'kay?" She pushed another button on the remote and POOF! TVs, video games, computers, FOOD! Anything a boy could want (except some Play Boy magazines) was now in the room. Solez exited the room from a door with an 'EXIT' sign hanging above it. Huh… Why hadn't they noticed that before? Miroku rushed over to the door and tried to open it. But alas! It was painted onto the wall. Damn that remote.
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Next day, will Caleb and Clef were watching the news, they saw a very interesting report. "Late last night, a teenaged high school girl named Melody Chan was found dead at a local library. The top suspect is a young girl with black hair and green eyes. Witnesses say…" They stared at the television set. It couldn't be…could it? Just then, Solez walked in through the painted exit. Whipping her hands of…something…red. Caleb and Clef exchanged nervous glances.
"No that that's taken care of, we can proceed." She noticed Clef and Caleb staring at her. "What?" they shook their heads, not wanting to get on her bad side. She shooed the 18 boys who weren't fighting back into the other room. "Alright, ONE—TWO—THREE!" A loud buzzer went off, Dark and Van looked at each other. Were they supposed to start? "Oi vey. Need motivation, do ya?" She clicked the button that revealed the room where the girls were, only this time, Risa and Hitomi were awake.
"Van, how'd I get here?
"DARK! SAVE ME!" screamed Risa. The angels looked at the girls, then turned to each other and sported a Street Fighter-esc pose.
"FIGHT ALREADY!" yelled Solez, they nodded.
Dark, powering up a ball of black energy, charged at Van. Van dodged the attack, and several others that Dark threw at him. "What the hell?" yelled Dark. "I thought all magic and demonic powers were free?"
"Yeah, but you'll still get tired."
"Then what's the point?"
"You want harm your other half, or lose control."
"Great." Just then, Van threw a surprise attack at Dark, hitting him square in the back. He didn't get up—for about ten seconds.
"WINNER—VAN!" shouted Solez, coming out of the back room.
"WHAT? Dark, you lame-o, I can't believe you lost!" shouted Risa, pressing her hands to the glass window.
"Woohoo! Way two go, Van!" cheered Hitomi, Van blushed quite brightly.
"Yeah, yeah, all good and well—bye-bye, now!" said Solez as she hit a button making the steal cover spread across the girls' window. "Oh, and the loser boy's girl goes to my brother." Said Solez leaning sideways, talking to Risa as the cover went down.
"NOOOOOOO!" she cried as Zelos came onto the scene; the cover closed completely with a loud 'thud'!
"BITCH!" shouted Dark, turning to Solez. "I thought it was 'first one not able to attack loses'?"
"Oh, did I fail to mention the ten second rule?" Dark nodded angrily. "Oops…well, now you know." Dark ripped some of his hair out. NO! Not the hair, anything but the hair! Oh, shut up, stupid. Fine. "Next up," Solez hit the spotlight button again. "(ugh)Inu-Yasha," she said drearily, she than squealed in delight to see the next contestant. "Vs. KYO!" she went into her 'super floaty mode'. She went back into the other room and opened the steal cover to the girls' room. This time, it was Tohru and Kagome.
"SO HELP ME, INU-YASHA, IF YOU DON'T WIN I'LL—I'LL—"
"Uh, um, uh… Sorry?"
"FIGHT!"
Almost automatically, Kyo transformed into his ultra-cool (or as others like to say smelly-ugly-disfigured) form. Inu-Yasha fainted instantly from the smell.
"WINNER—KYO!"
"DAMN IT, INU-YASHA!"
"Um, uh, um… Thank you?"
Kyo returned to normal, causing Inu-Yasha's swirl-ly eyes to cease and regain consciousness. "What happened?"
"You lost, B-atch!" shouted Solez gleefully. You can tell, she's not from the hood. "Next up," two new spotlights went searching for two more victims as Inu-Yasha and Kyo slinked back behind the safety glass. "Chrono vs. Miroku!" she shuttered.
Rosette and Sango appeared in the window across the room.
"WIN, OR ELSE!" shouted Rosette.
"WIN, OR ELSE!" shouted Sango. My, don't THEY get along nicely? The two boys shuttered at their choice in women.
"FIGHT!"
"Prepare to die, demon."
"NO KILLING!"
"…Prepare to feel my wrath, demon.
"Oh please, I deal with holy men every day."
"Try THIS on for size—WINDTUNNEL!" shouted Miroku as he opened his palm towards Chrono.
"Alright," Chrono then changed to his bigger form (note that the stop watch did NOT start ticking. WOOHOO! Big Chrono without killing Rosette!).
"Eep." POW! SMACK! BAM!
"WINNER—CHRONO!"
"WAHHH!" cried Sango, glancing over at Zelos.
"YES! Screw being a nun! Chrono, when we get out of this, you're going to get LUCKY!" Chrono, changing back to his little form, fainted blushing brightly. Rosette laughed evilly. She's not a very good nun, is she?
Solez, biting her knuckle (I want Chrono!) called out the next contestants. "Kish vs. Tasuku!"
Ichigo and Berri appeared in the window. "BERRI!" cries Tasuku, running to his girl to give her a hug. SMACK! Unfortunately, he forgot about the window. Owe…
Solez massaged her forehead. "Fight…" she said tiredly.
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"Winner—Kish," Tasuku was still knocked out from his 'encounter' with the window. Solez sighed. NOTHING like she had planned… "Kite (Shugo) vs. Beast Boy!"
"Help, big brother!" cried Rena. (A/N: okay, this may have been confusing. But the girl that corresponds with the boy isn't ALWAYS his girlfriend. Like Shugo's most beloved girl is his sister; and Luffy… Well, Nami's the only girl he knows… (Tear…))
"…" Terra just kinda stared into space with her hands pressed up against the window. She smiled at Beast Boy, whose legs became wobbly at seeing the cute girl smile so warmly at him. He shook his head, preparing to battle.
"FIGHT!"
"Tell me, Kite," asked Beast Boy. "What are you afraid of?"
"Spiders, why?"
Beast Boy turned into a giant spider. Kite's face paled and he fainted. "WINNER—BEAST BOY!"
"…" Rena stared at her brother. "He never was very smart…"
"…" Terra smiled at Beast Boy again, and then HE fainted.
"Jeez," said Solez coming at into the larger room. "For anime's 20 hottest guys, you sure act like girls. With all the fainting and everything…" She shook her head and dragged the girly-men to the other room. "Next," she let the spotlights do their thing. "Syaoran vs. Caleb!" The two boys walked out to the larger room. "Ready? FI—" GRRRRRRR… "On second thought, let's take a lunch break."
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End Note: So tired… can't… keep… going… GOMEN NE! (sorry)