A/N: I can't believe all the great reviews I'm getting for this story! Thank you all so much! Hope you like this chapter, make way for Prince Harry.

Disclaimer: plot belongs to Disney. Characters to J.K. Rowling.

Claimer: song changes and character changes. Also, thank you Butterfly Beauty for helping me with this chapter's song.

A/N: IN THIS STORY, BOOK 6 NEVER HAPPENED! IF YOU'VE READ IT, FORGET IT! NOTHING FROM THAT BOOK HAPPENED HERE!

Recap:

"Please keep your hands and arms securely around the waist of the person in front of you." Said Sirius in a business-like tone.

"Bombarda!" he said, pointing his wand at the roof. "We're out of here!" he said joyously when they flew through the hole.

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"Riddle," said Dumbledore in the throne room. Riddle was standing with him, as was his daughter, Hermione. "This is an outrage." Said the sultan, standing up.

"If it weren't for all your years of loyal service—but, from now on, you are to discuss the sentencing of prisoners with me. Before they are beheaded." Said the sultan.

"I assure you, your highness. It won't happen again." Riddle said, bowing. Wormtail on his shoulder.

"Hermione, Riddle. Now let's put this whole messy business behind us." Said Dumbledore as he held Hermione in his right hand and Riddle in his left. He brought them together. They faced each other.

"My most abject and humblest apologizes to you as well, princess." Said Riddle, holding her hand. She snatched it away from him.

"At least some good will come of my being forced to marry." She told them. She turned to Riddle. "When I'm queen, I will have the power to get rid of you." She stormed off to her room.

"All settled then." said Dumbledore. He didn't hear Hermione's threat. "Now getting back to this suitor business." He turned to Hermione, but she was not there. "Hermione!" he called as he ran after her.

"If only I would've gotten that lamp!" said riddle in a nasty voice. Wormtail transformed.

"'I will have the power to get rid of you.' Yeah, right." He said. "To think that we have to keep kissing up to that chump, and his chump daughter for the rest of our lives!" he said in exasperation.

"Only until she finds a 'chump' husband." Riddle reminded him. "Then she'll have us banished or beheaded." They both make gagging motions.

"What if you were the chump husband?" asked the rat animagus.

"What?" Riddle said quickly.

"You marry the princess and become the sultan!" he said excitedly.

"Marry the shrew?" said riddle with a smile. "Become sultan. The idea has merit." He said as he sat on the throne to see what it felt like.

"Merit, right!" said Wormtail. "Then we drop papa-in-law and the little woman off a cliff! Ahhhh! Her-splat!" said Wormtail making the motions with his hands and sound effects.

"I love the way your foul little mind works!" Riddle said. They laughed evilly.

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"Thank you for using Firebolt Airlines for all your travel needs." Said Sirius is a mock stewardess voice. "Don't stand until the broom has come to a complete stop."

Harry and Ron climbed off when the broom was hovering for them to get off.

"Well, Harry. How about that, Mr. Doubt on the wizard?" asked Sirius in his normal voice.

"Oh, you sure showed me." Said Harry sarcastically. "Now about me three wishes." Harry said.

"Dost mine ears deceive me?" asked Sirius. "Three? You are down by one, boy!"

"Oh, no. I never wished to get out of the cave. You did that on your own." Said Harry smirking.

"I feel used!" Sirius said in mock hurt. "Alright! But no more freebies." He told them.

"Fair deal." Said Harry, walking around. They were in a big clearing somewhere inside the Forest, but far away from that cave. They must be on the other side.

"Three wishes, Harry." Ron reminded him.

"Yeah, and I want them to be good." He said. "What would you wish for?" he asked Sirius.

"Me?" asked Sirius. Harry nodded. "No one's ever asked me that before. But in my case…"

"What? Tell me." Said Harry.

"Freedom." Sirius said simply. Harry picked up the lamp.

"You're a prisoner?" he asked.

"It's part of being spelled into that lamp. Phenomenal cosmic powers! But itty-bitty living space." He said.

"That's terrible." Said Ron.

"But to be free and to be my own master. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and treasures of the world." he told them. "But its never going to happen."

"Why not?" asked Harry.

"The only way is if my master wishes me out. You can see how often that's happened." He told them.

"I'll do it." Said Harry. "I'll set you free."

"Yeah, right." He said and he mimicked his nose growing.

"No, really, I promise." Harry said. "After I use my first two wishes, I'll use my third one to you free." He stuck out his hand and Sirius shook it.

"Here's to hope. Alright, let's make some magic!" Sirius said as he drew out his wand.

"What is it you want most?" asked Sirius.

"That's easy for him." Answered Ron. "He wants Hermione."

"Sorry, can't so that. I can't make anybody fall in love, remember?" said Sirius with a frown.

"But she's smart and fun and—" started Harry.

"Pretty?" opted Sirius.

"Beautiful!" said Harry Sirius and Ron rolled their eyes. "She's got these eyes that are wow, and her hair smells to pretty and her smile!"

"C'est L'amour." Said Sirius in French.

"But she's the princess." Harry told Sirius. "Hey," he said getting an idea. "Can you make me a prince?"

"Yep. Sure can. But is that an official wish. Say the magic words." He said with a smile.

"Sirius, I wish for you to make me a prince." Said Harry. Ron rolled his eyes. What did they get themselves into?

"Ok, first those robes have got to go." Sirius said muttering a few spells as the tattered robes became exactly what a prince would wear.

"I like it." Said Ron, admiring Harry. He had on a small crown fit for a prince and wore shiny, new dress robes of emerald green.

"Muy macho." Said Sirius in Spanish. Harry admired himself in a mirror Sirius had conjured and liked what he saw.

"Now we need a mode of transportation." Said Sirius.

"What about the Firebolt?" asked Ron.

"No, we need something that can make a statement. A grand entrance." Said Sirius. He muttered to himself, before pulling out his wand and looking at Ron.

"Oh, no!" said Ron, catching on to what was happening. Ron made to run for it, but Sirius flicked his wand and he was glued to the spot.

"I've got it!" he said after trying various things on Ron. He flicked his wand once more and Ron clutched his stomach in pain. His arms and legs grew, as did his nose. And soon enough he became a full adult male elephant.

Ron trumpeted in anger as he saw what Sirius did to him.

"You look good." Said Harry laughing. Ron gave him a look that meant he could squash Harry.

"He's got the outfit. He's got the elephant." Said Sirius, flicking his wand everywhere. "We're not through! I'm going to make you a star!"

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Dumbledore was pacing in his throne room, when he heard the doors to the Great Hall open. He looked up to find Riddle with a big roll of parchment.

"I think I have found the solution to the problem with your daughter." Said Riddle. He un-rolled the parchment and read from it.

"'If the princess does not choose a suitor before the appointed time, then the sultan shall choose for her.'" He read.

"But Hermione hated all those others. How can I choose someone she hates?"

"'If in the event a suitor cannot be found, then the princess shall marry—' that's interesting." Said Riddle.

"Who?" asked the sultan desperately.

"The royal vizier. That would be…me." He said with an evil smile.

"But the law clearly states that only a prince can marry a princess." Said Dumbledore.

"Desperate times call for desperate measures, highness." Riddle told him. He pointed his wand to the sultan and put him in a trance. "You will order the princess to marry me." He told the sultan. The sultan was repeating, until the trance was broken by music coming from the open door of the Great Hall.

"What is that delightful music?" Dumbledore said to himself as he got up and went to the tower to see better. "Riddle, you must come and see this!" Dumbledore said delightfully.

There was what seemed to be a parade going down the streets in Hogsmeade towards Hogwarts castle.

Make way for Prince Harry!

Several people looked to see what the commotion was.

Say hey, its Prince Harry!

Again, people looked to see servants leading down the streets towards the castle.

Hey, clear the way through Hogsmeade

Hey, you let us through it's a bright new star

Come be the first on your block to meet his eye

Make way, here he comes,

Ring bells, bang the drums

You're gonna love this guy

Prince Harry fabulous he, also from Paris (paree)

Genuflect, show some respect down on one knee

Now try your best to stay calm

Brush up your wizard's psalm

Then come and meet his spectacular coterie

Prince Harry, mighty is he, rules in Paris

Strong as ten regular men definitely

He faced the creepy dementors

A hundred Death Eaters with wands

He gave his gold to two brothers, why, Prince Harry

He's got 75 golden camels

Purple peacocks, he's got 53.

When it comes to exotic type mammals,

He got to Rubeus Hagrid, I'm tellin' you

It's a world class menagerie

Prince Harry, handsome is he, comes from Paris

That physique! How can I speak
Weak at the knee
Well, get on out in that square
Adjust your robes and prepare
To gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Harry!

He's got ninety-five white Persian monkeys
(He's got the monkeys, let's see the monkeys)
And to view them he charges no fee
(He's generous, so generous)
He's got slaves, he's got servants and flunkies
(Proud to work for him)
They bow to his whim love serving him
They're just lousy with loyalty to Harry! Prince Harry!

Prince Harry!
Amorous he! Comes from Paris.
Heard your princess was a sight lovely to see
And that, good people, is why he got dolled up and dropped by
With sixty elephants, llamas galore
With his bears and lions
A brass band and more
With his forty fakirs, his cooks, his bakers
His birds that warble on key
Make way for prince Harry!

"Simply marvelous!" said Dumbledore clapping. Harry had climbed off Ron and onto Firebolt. He flew to where the sultan was and bowed deeply before climbing off.

A/N: ok, not really a cliffy, but I wanted to leave it there in this chapter. Hope you liked it!

Thank you:

Butterfly Beauty: thanks for help with the songs!

Sheng.Long 2005: I'm not getting a writer's block on this story. Its my other one: Born To darkness. Anyway, keep R/R!

Emma

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