Okay…Chapter 2
(just for the record, I don't know how to surf either, so no offense to anyone who finds the boogie board thing insulting.)
Out on the beach, the Titans were all engaged in various activities….
Cyborg was lying out in the sun, soaking up the rays with his handy dandy solar panel.
Starfire, (who had finally found a swimsuit) was running around bothering everyone on the beach, asking stupid questions about the beach and trying to hit on all the guys.
Beastboy was marching around talking about how hot he was in his mood trunks and trying to make moves on a group of girls from Brazil.
Raven sat under a beach umbrella reading a book, occasionally looking up to scowl at the volleyball players in front of her who were constantly hitting her with the ball. She had repositioned herself at least fifteen times, but kept getting hit. They were everywhere!
"I HATE the beach." She muttered bitterly.
Robin had brought out his boogie board.
"I left MY surfboard back in Gotham, so I guess I'll just have to do with this trifling easy little thing." He boasted.
(The truth was he had no idea how to surf, being a city boy and all).
Robin paddled out into the ocean on his boogie board and waited for a big wave to come in. After a few smaller ones, He heard a the distant rumbling of a bigger wave.
"Surfs up dudes!" he called out lamely.
The only other surfer, a hunky guy with long blond hair and nice abs simply stared at our vertically challenged, overly-enthusiastic, Speedo-wearing boy wonder. He paddled away silently out of hearing range.
"Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" robin cried as his mighty blue boogie board carried him swiftly to the shore. He raised himself and picked up his boogie board holding it surfer style as he proudly pranced over to Starfire, who was telling her life's story to a very confused Norwegian.
"Hey Star, wanna come surfing with me?' He inquired cooly.
"I am most sorry dear friend Robin" Star said, "I was just explaining to my new friend Sven the rituals of the Tamaranian celebration of the Blonoganorakanowailedo Festival!"
She turned to face the pale blond boy "Now after igniting the borfag, all females must locate the hidden relics of Tamorag in the purple mines of Opar…"
Sven nodded politely and replied "Ja…"
He glanced at Robin desperately mouthing the words "help me" in Norwegian.
However, Robin, who did not understand one word of Norwegian, simply shrugged and walked off to find someone to "surf" with him.
"Cyborg, come surfing with me!" He called across the beach.
"No way man!" Cyborg called back, "I'm stayin' dry!" He pointed to his solar panel and went back to sunbathing…until two seconds later when two sexy girls strolled by. "Hey there ya'll…" He said flexing his muscles. The girls giggled and Robin walked off dejectedly.
He found Raven under her umbrella conjuring up a curse for the volleyball players. "Um Raven, Where's BB?" He asked warily.
"OVER THERE…with THEM." She narrowed her eyes at the closest group of volleyball players. Beastboy was in the form of a seal showing off by boucing the volleyball on his nose. Several blonde girls (who bore an uncanny resemblance to Terra) were surrounding him.
"Oh," Robin said "It doesn't look like he'll want to come boog-uh…surfing…." He stammered.
"How about you Raven?" Raven glared at him.
"Come on and come out in the water! It'll be fun, and you have got to be burning up wearing all those clothes."
He made a puppy-dog face.
Raven sighed and gave in. "Just this once." She stated firmly.
It took her ten minutes to remove all the clothing she was wearing over her swimsuit, which turned out to be a very flattering navy blue halter top with a matching skirt.
"Where do I get a surf board?" She asked monotonously.
"Here, I brought an extra!" Robin said excitedly shoving a purple boogie-board into her arms.
Raven looked at the boogie board in distaste. "I know the difference between a boogie board and a surfboard Robin, I'm not Starfire you know."
She pushed the little board back into Robin's arms.
"Today, you are going to learn how to surf. You look absolutely pathetic sauntering around acting like you can actually surf."
She strolled down to a rental shack (that just happened to be nearby) and rented two real surfboards. She gave one to Robin.
"Come on, let's go" She said.
"How do you know how to surf anyway Raven?" Robin asked.
"I have my ways." She said darkly.
Robin shrugged and went with it.
They both ran out into the water and paddled to a wavy place. When a big wave came Raven stood up on her surfboard and expertly did her thang. Robin stood gaping with his mouth open. Suddenly the large wave hit him and knocked his speedo off! 111! OMGZ!
"AAAH!" Robin yelled, covering himself before Raven could see (little did he know she had seen everything... yes.. every little thing). He didn't want to stand there holding his groins so he jumped into the water and tried to act cool even though he was bright red.
"Hey, Raven, uh... how about instead of surfing we swim? Hah. Hahaha. Ha."
"Whatever." Raven said and entered the water. Little did Robin know that Raven could open her eyes underwater and she did and she looked at his groins... again. Every little detail...
She came up laughing.
"OMG. DID YOU JUST LAUGH!" Robin said, dumbfounded.
"Maybe just a LITTLE!" Raven laughed harder.
"ARE YOU FEELING OK?"
"I feel a TINY bit... ill.. HAHAhhAHAH!"
"WHATS SO FUNNY?"
"Not a MINISCULE thing... haha. HA." She finally stopped because she ran out of other words for 'little'.
They swam around for a bit until the sun went down and Robin was comfortable getting out of the water because no one would see his wang. Little did he know... Raven could see in the dark!
A terra, Starfire stava mangiando con gli boy di prima.
"mmmmmm. che' buona! posso avere ancora!"
"No." hanno detto a lei.
"E' perche?" chiesto Starfire iniziando di piangere.
"Perche' tu non sei uno di noi." E si son alsati per andare.
Starfire, cosi' triste, e corso per BeastBoy a prendere un po di consiglio di amore.Beast Boy stava giocando con gli ragazze e non volevo che' Starfire stava in torno a lui. Ancora di piu'triste, Starfire corre per gli alberi a noscondere.
Quando Ravene Robin erran finiti di giocare nel aqua, ritornano al umbrello. Raven era' prima di vedere che Starfire non cera'.
"Dove' andata, Starfire?" chiesto Raven a Robin.
"Bo. Chiede a me?L'ultimo tempo che l'avevovisto era sta matina quando siamo arrivate.
SUMMARY OF ITALIAN INSERT:Starfire is rejected by everyone and runs to the woods and isn't seenagain...until later...
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