Yay! New chappie! Writer's block sucks.
Back at the hotel, Raven told everyone the news.
"Congratulations!" Cyborg smiled and patted her on the back, knocking the breath out of her.
"Um.. yah.. congratulations." Beast Boy mumbled with his eyes downcast. A large tear rolled out of his eye, secretly sad that he wasn't the one to impregnate her.
Starfire sat hunched in a corner brooding, and said nothing.
"This is NOT something to be congratulated for! What the HECK happened that night to make us randomly do that!"
Starfire smirked evilly. "I do not know, friend Raven…. It was most… um… random indeed!"
Raven looked at Star suspiciously, "You know, I'm an empath, and can sense what you're feeling… which happens to be very evil at the moment."
They both glared at each other for about 5 minutes, and suddenly began beating the crap out of each other.
"YOU GOT ME FUCKING PREGNANT!" Raven screamed as she pulled out Starfire's hair.
"Actually, Robin did!" Starfire laughed maniacally as she kicked Raven in the shin.
"Freakin' TROQ!" Raven said as she slapped Starfire across the face.
"Oooo…," Beastboy called from a distance.
"I bet on Starfire!" Cyborg said.
"No way! Raven's stronger!" Beastboy retorted
"Nu-uh!"
"Yu-huh!"
"Pansy!"
"Gay ass fag!"
"YOU were the one who kissed ME!"
"STFU!" Beastboy screamed. Suddenly Beastboy lunged at Cyborg and the pair crashed into Raven who was strangling Starfire who, in turn, kicked Beastboy in the crotch while struggling to free herself.
FREE FOR ALL! MEGA-BATTLE! MEELEE!
Suddenly a voice called out above the chaos- "STOP!"
"Robin!" Starfire chirped.
"ROBIN…" Raven growled.
"Robin." Cyborg sighed.
Beastboy was unconscious.
"What are you guys doing? We're supposed to be a team of heroes, not wrestlers-"
Just then the phone rang. Robin scowled at the interruption to his wonderful speech and walked over to pick up the receiver.
"Hello?" He said, switching it to speakerphone.
"Uh… hi, this is the airline that flew you here…." The voice said nervously, then it began to talk very quickly, "We've gone completely bankrupt and sold all our planes, and don't have to money to pay anyone to bring you back, so unless you're a really good swimmer, you're stuck on the island for the rest of eternity, haveanicedaybye!" He hung up the phone.
"This vacation just keeps getting better and better." Robin said sarcastically.
Raven grabbed her mouth and ran to the bathroom.
"Just great." Cy agreed.
"Wha?" Beastboy was finally conscious.
"Um.. nothing, man." Cy told him.
"Oh. Ok!"
Meanwhile, a fox was running through the forest. He stopped suddenly and stared up at a tree. What he was looking at, we'll never know, because a dark shadow swooped down and engulfed the unsuspecting fox and ate it. "Not again!" The fox thought. We'll never know why.
Raven walked back out of the bathroom and randomly slapped Robin who said nothing.
"Um.. so what y'all gonna name the kid!" Cyborg said excitedly. He loved kids!
"I think we should call him Dick jr!" Robin said proudly.
"And I think someone should hold you down and whisper bad things about the world into your ear." Raven said darkly.
"You should call it GARFIELD!" Cried Beastboy.
"Same goes for you."
"CALL IT BLARKNOG!" Starfire smiled. Incidentally it meant bastard child.
"You have no say in this." Raven glared.
"Name the child Farasta, or Bob Marley the second!" A voice called from outside the room.
"Eh?" Everyone said.
Robin opened the door and smiled.
"Ooh… Rafasta! You're here, eh!" He grinned evilly.
"Yes, I have come to invite you to the island festival that celebrates the island gods, mon!"