It was a quiet morning at the resort. Beast boy was snoozing on the couch, cyborg had fallen asleep in the fridge. Raven was locked in her room and Starfire was yodeling in the shower but it was a soundproof shower so luckily no one else could hear her. But Robin was nowhere to be found(not that anyone was looking)!

Suddenly- WHAM! Something crashed through the doorway, waking everyone up.

Oh NO! SLADE!

Everyone got into their battle positions! A huge fight erupted! Waaaah! CRaSH! BaNG! BAND! RUBBER BAND! OWIE!111111!

Starfire was the only one left conscious to fight. "I WILL DEFEAT YOU! FIEND!" She shouted. She lunged at him and suddenly he dumped a bottle of something on her, but she kicked him in the face and sent him flying. He didn't return.

"HAHAH! I HAVE DEFEATED SLADE!" She giggled.

"Great job, star!" Robin suddenly appeared out of nowhere and snickered.

"Ooh, robin…." She went all googley eyed.

"so star… are you feeling….different in any way?" Robin asked innocently.

"Um, no Robin." Said Star confusedly.

"Oh." Robin hung his head.

He walked away sadly. So starfire decided to continue her shower since everyone was unconscious or MIA.

"La LA laaaa. Snorkleblaggg fonda lopp!" She sang, undressing (OOO kinky). She stepped into the shower and turned on the water and began to wash. As she washed her lower area she had a strange feeling. So she looked down at her crotch and-

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! wtfmate!"

Miles away, robin giggled.

Everyone woke up. "What is it star!"

She didn't answer.

"ALRIGHT, I'M GOING IN THEN!" A worried beast boy crashed through the door to the bathroom only to be greated by a very… unpleasant sight….

"IS-IS THAT-… I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GIRL?" He bellowed, then ran away screaming. Starfire covered herself and started to cry.

"There there." Raven said, patting her back but grinning evilly. No wonder she was the one to get pregnant, then.

"WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?" Starfire sobbed into Raven's shoulder.

"Well uh… puberty?"

"But when that happened, I simply turned into a monstrous being for a few days and flew to another planet for a while and was almost eaten by a big scary thingy!" Star cried.

"Are you sure this wasn't like that all along?" Beast-boy asked concernedly.

"Don't talk to him Star, he's gay and he's hitting on you." Cyborg growled.

"WHAT!" BB lunged at Cyborg and they had a battle.

Suddenly the phone rang.

"HELLO." Starfire picked up the phone with suddenly a very masculine voice.

"Um hi, ok well the plane is running now, y'all can come back to teen titans tower whenever you want us to pick you up. In other words, we're coming tomorrow."

"WHAT! BUT WHAT WILL THE MASSES THINK! I AM A MAN NOW!" Starfire cried, hanging up.

"Who was that?" Raven asked.

"N-NO ONE."

"Okaaay."

"What are we going to do? Starfire's a man, Robin is acting way mysterious, Raven's preggers and Beast Boy's gay!" Cyborg began to have a mental breakdown on the bathroom floor. Some circuts sizzled and exploded, rendering him a pile of junk.

"This is great." Raven muttered and then threw up all over the place.

"We've gotta fix cyborg!" BB's eyes welled up with tears. "I CAN"T LIVE WITHOUT HIM!"

BB ran to go get some tools and came back with tofu. "Oops." He ran off again. When he returned, he started to fix Cyborg.

"Uh… maybe I should be doing that…." Raven murmured, but BB was in too much of an emotional frenzy to hear her.

SuddenlyPOOF he was done. There before him sat a brand new shiny toaster!

"Perfect for margarine toast-never butter folks." He smiled 