Beast Boy stroked his shiny new toaster. "You look good, baby…" He murmered.

This disturbed the rest of the titans and they did their best to ignore them completely.

"AaaaaaaaaaaaaGGGGGGH!" Starfire's voice cracked.

"UH…. I … I THINK I'M GOING INTO LABOR!" Raven suddenly yelled. Everyone stared at her.

"What? You've only been pregnant for like 5 days!" Robin suddenly screeched out of nowhere.

"On my planet the whole process happens very quickly. Oh and we hatch from eggs."

"o.o" Well robin didn't say that but that's the face he made.

"Ooh baby… you like that when I push your handle down don't you… That turns you on…" Beast Boy said seductively and started to hump Cyborg/toaster.

"ARHHH… GET ME DRUGS! ALCHOHOL! Chocolate!" Raven huffed, grabbing her stomach.

"Maybe we should get you to a hospital." Starfire itched her crotch.

Rafasta appeared out of nowhere. "There are no hospitals on dis island." He climbed into the window. "I will deliver de child!" He walked over to Raven.

"NO! NO STAY AWAY FROM ME!" Raven screamed and clawed at Rafasta's face with her fingernails. "ALL OF YOU, GO AWAY!"

"But I want to see your…." Beast boy started, midway hump.

"OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!"

"Okay." BB inched away slowly and began running out of the room, clutching his toaster.

Raven picked everyone up using her powers and dumped them outside the room.

"Hey! I'm the daddy! I should get to see!" Robin complained loudly.

"Tough cookies!" Raven yelled.

Suddenly Rafasta appeared inside of the house again and instantly WHAMMED a joint inside Raven's mouth.

"GET OU-aaahh." She breathed.

"Ganja man's best friend." Rafasta smiled and put on some rubber gloves.

"Yeah yeah shut up and pass the bong."

Meanwhile the rest of the titans waited outside impatiently.

"BEAST BOY WILL YOU STOP HUMPING THAT DanG TOASTER!" Robin shouted and grabbed it from BB, throwing it in the lake.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" BB cried.

"So you really are gay then?" Starfire inquired.

"No I just like toast."

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" A cry erupted from the hut.

"Wow, out already? Damn that girl can push!" BB peeped and ran into the house, the others following closely behind.

They were met with a very sweaty Raven and Rafasta, who was holding an egg which seemed to be screaming.

"Wtf mate?" BB said at the sight.

"I told you, they stay in eggs for a few days!" Raven threw a dirty towel on him.

"And now it is time." Rafasta said and blew a whistle.

Suddenly who should appear but RAFIKI!

"Hey mon!" They said and whacked eachother on the heads.

"So, time for the ol' pride rock coronation thing, right mon?" Rafiki said, grabbin the egg and smearing red paint and dirt on it.

"Come."

The titans walked all the way to Pride Rock and rafiki held the egg up for all the animals in the animal kingdom to see.

Aaaaa simbetima babaeee seemaamo

The cirrrcle of lifffffeeee

Nanana nennananaaa!

TheN- OOP! He dropped it OMG.

A very pissed-looking little girl sat on the ground looking very evilly at Rafiki.

"Doom on you!" she cried in a tiny voice and picked up rafiki using her kung-fu Raven powers. She tossed him off the cliff.

"That's my kid!" Raven smiled.