Torn
Chapter 2. Settling in
So, what's there to say? I mean, it's a great place, I don't know where it is, but no one else does, I got away, but some thing's wrong, oh yea…
HOW do I get money again?
"So, seeing as you're all planned out…" I started, Rei looked at me and raised an eyebrow. "Do you already have money?" A large sweat drop formed on his head.
"Err…I was thinking of getting a job down at a local place. What about you?" Rei replied.
"I was thinking of, hmm, let me see, letting you do the work?" Rei looked at me funnily.
"Is this some joke? 'Cause it's not funny!" I turned on the TV; it was reporting a missing person…me in fact, ha! I'm flattered! "Oh."
"Yes, 'oh' I have enough money to keep me going for a while I guess…but not forever."
"How much? You have to change it into pounds by the way." Ha! One thing I've done!
"Done that already, I have about" How much again? "In dollars, I have $500, but in pounds…I can't remember." Ok, why is he looking at me like that?
"I see why they're advertising you!" He cell phone started to ring. He got it out and looked at it. "Umm…do I have to answer it?" I looked at it.
"It's the thing!" That sounded like something from a lame movie, it managed to make Rei laugh, hold on, why am I so concerned about making Rei laugh? Oh well, lets run behind a couch, or as I now have to call them, settees! I reached my arm out. "Pass it to me! I wanna answer it!" He gave it to me.
:Hello! Rei is that you? Rei where are you! I've been worried sick! I-:
"Dude, slow down! You're giving me a headache!" This is where it gets fun, I put the phone on loud speakers so Rei can hear it.
:You're not Rei! Who are you! What have you done with my Rei-Rei? What's so funny:
"Rei gave me his phone you Perdoon stary!" Rei looked at me, confused.
:Can you repeat that in English:
"No." Rei started to laugh.
:Where is darling! I want to know! He's five minutes late:
"Ever heard of a flight delay?"
:Tell me where his is NOW:
"Hooy tebe v zhopu!" I shouted back. I can hear sobs on the other line. "But he's not going back to you."
:Why! Who is this! Where is darling! Tell me now!"
"Ok, first of all, he doesn't want to marry you, second of all, you're even more Nee da dyeloni than I thought you where if you don't know who I am yet, and third of all, I'm not aloud to tell you."
:I don't believe you:
"Ok, don't but I'm running out of money, bye!" I turned the phone of. "See, I can be nice."
"What did you say!"
"That she was an old fart and I said prick up your ass, and I said she was fucked up, see, I could have been meaner!" He started to laugh.
Food…I need food…pie…huh, what? Oh, right, sorry, I haven't eaten in a while. It's been a week, I'm slowly running out of money. Yea, like that would happen, we found if you doubled the dollars, you would get how much you have in pounds. That's right, I'm not running out of money anytime soon. Rei's made a few friends in the neigourhood. I made him buy a car so he didn't have to walk, I went in a cloak with him so he bought a decent one. He's now at work, I'm watching some lame game show, and I'm hungry.
"I'm back!" FOOD!
"Good, I'm starved, what did you buy?" H stared to empty the bag's contents onto the table, I watched it all roll out.
"You're drooling on the table Kai!"
"Hey, I ain't the neat freak here, you are!" Rei's phone started to ring. I got it out, smiling to myself. "Hello Tyson, it's been a while." Rei stared at me.
:Kai: took him long enough
"No, its king prick according to one of my new…'friends'."
:Have you seen Rei, he's gone missing.:
"Yea I have, why?"
:Really, where:
"At the airport, at my house, did I tell you I moved, it's great fun, I have lots of new friends, and I'm thinking of getting a puppy!"
:Of course we new! It's been on TV for the passed week:
"Oh, hey Max, how are you?"
:I'm fine thanks, you:
"Peachy, hey, wanna talk to my friend?" I gave the phone to Rei.
"Hello…hi, it's nice to hear from you too!" Food time! "Yea, we decided to run away together, you know, all the fluffy stuff" I started to laugh, how do you work the oven again? "What! No! we're just friends, Max, MAX, calm down ok, it's not like that…hey Tyson…hello to you to, I'm fine seriously." Oops. "Yea, I wanted to explore again and-KAI! I TOLD YOU NOT TO USE THE OVEN!" hee hee, he passed the phone over to me and sorted out the kitchen disaster.
"Hi again!"
:If you do anything to Rei I'll-:
"You mean like if I Zaebat' and it happened to be him?" I hear laughing in the background. "Hey Tala, is anyone missing those $500 dollars I 'borrowed'?"
:N-no.:
"Good!" I put the loud speaker on so Rei could hear. Tyson asked what I said in the background. "Go ahead, tell him."
:He said, fuck someone till they're exaughsted.: Tyson screamed and I think Kenny might have fainted. Rei started laughing.
"Hey, what you doing out?" I ask, like nothing happened.
:Looking for you, where do I not go: I said something in Russian. :Ok, I now know you're not there, I might visit, it sounds fun:
"We have a car!"
:Cool! See you later then: We hung up. Rei looked at me with tears in his eyes.
"I would classify you and Tala as their lest favorite people now." He said.
"And I would classify you as a dead Yebanat if you don't cook my some thing to eat." He blinks. "A dead mother fucker. Now speed it up!"
Disclaimer: I do not own beyblade
Kitty-cat: although most of that IS a phone conversation, I think it went pretty well!
Venus Crystal Rose, I deeply apologize for reveling the truth about Mariah, but we can still call it a thing, as Kai said, it will make you feel better!
Caoi .