Kitty-cat: I'd like to point out the fact that Kai is not very nice in this chapter, so if you have a innocent brain, don't read the translations…

Torn

Ch…phone calls for fun Ring, ring…ring, ring

:Hello, Rei is that you: Her voice is to cheery

"Hello, this is the guy who reckons you like porn, how are you?"

:Umm…I'm ok, who is this:

"I just told you, you Mandavoshka(1)!"

:Ok, this isn't funny:

"You're right…it's hilarious!" this is were I cackle.

:Is this some kind of sick joke:

"Yea, why? Got a problem with it?"

:Yes! It's not funny and it's scaring me:

"Good."

:What do you gain out of this:

"Lots, why you wanna know Moodozvon(2)?" I can hear her start to cry.

:Lee: do dedo, de do… :What do you want:

"Not much, world destrution, boms in Japan, to tourture your little sister…the usual. Oh! And Pizdy vlomit'!"

:What's that:

"To beat the shit out of someone. Why?"

:cause it's not very nice.:

"It entertains me."

:Who ARE you:

"Hey, ain't you suppose to ask what I done with Rei?"

:What! You did some thing to Rei! What did you do you bastered:

"Not much, why?"

:Enough games buster! Tell us what you did:

"Yob materi vashi!(3)" Insert evil laugh here.

:What's that:

"Eede vhad e sgadie kak malinkey suka.(4)" Hee, hee

:Beep. Beep. Beep.:

:Ring, ring…ring, ring…:

"Stupid ass wipe, pick up the bloody phone!"

:Hello:

"Hi."

:Who is this:

"Hi."

:Rei, this is Rei's phone right:

"Hi."

:What's your problem:

"I have lots, which one do you want?"

:I don't mind.:

"I know a pink thing, she's one of my problems, I have a mental problem according to my doctor, I think I need the toilet, but I'm to busy…shall I go on?"

:Umm…I have to work you know, why don't you go to the toilet, and I go to work:

"Nah, I've just gone, but thanks anyway!"

:Your freaking me out a little…:

"I hope so! That's the whole point in phoning you!"

:Do I know you? Your voice sounds familiar…:

"Who is this?"

:…It's Hillary…shouldn't you know that:

"Why the fuck are you calling me?"

:You called me:

"No I didn't you little Hooyesos!(5)"

:This is Kai…isn't it:

"Fun spoiler!"

:Hello, this is Robert speaking:

"You're WAY to formal, you know that right?

:Excuse me:

"No, I will not excuse you. I have a very important subject to discus with you." Man, I rock with the voice imitations!

:If you have a matter to discus, please, do not be so uncouth: I take it he liked my voice imitation, I'll keep it up!

"I was wondering if you had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?" that sounded wrong.

:Excuse me! But I will not play your uncouth games:

"Ok, bye Hooyesos!(5)" Well, that was short lived!

1 Cunt louse (to a woman)

2 Wacko

3 I fucked all your mothers

4 Go burn in hell and run like a little bitch

5 Dick sucker

Kitty-cat: if you'd like this web-site that has the Russian…insults, e-mail me! .