This week's challenge is Sex!


1. F*ck – BtVS - Season 6 - F*ck - Buffy/Spike
Warnings: naughty words

Such a little word. Useful in many ways. As a noun: You stupid fuck. You tell 'em, baby. As a verb: I'm gonna fuck you until you until you see stars, or I'm gonna fuck your shit up. A real action word. Schoolhouse Rock should devote a whole rhyme to it. As an adjective: Your hair looks fucking awful. Take that, Miss Cordelia Chase. Guaranteed to send her screaming into the night.

A rough and tumble word, brings to mind the lovely slapping together of bodies, no pretty words – cock in cunt. Best usage? Oh fuck, Spike – do it again!

2. Smart Ass – AtS – Auish for all we know – Spike/Angel

Warnings: well – m/m slashy goodness in 100 words.

Face down, nearly smothered in the feather pillows of his own bed, Angel wondered just how he'd gotten himself in this position. Hands shackled to the wrought iron headboard, ankles tied to the wooden posts of the huge bed, several pillows under his hips lifting him to just the right position and height – and Spike's massive cock buried balls deep in his ass over and over again.

How did he end up in this position? Oh yeah… they'd been drinking blood earlier, and he'd spilled some on his favorite cashmere sweater. Fuck me, he'd said.

Oh yeah. That was enough.

3. See Me, Feel Me, Touch Me – BtVS – Season 3 – Revelations – Angel/Xander

Warnings: Implied m/m

Xander crept back to the mansion on Crawford Street. Something about the elegant grace of the vampire made Xander hard.

Suddenly tackled to the ground, 200 pounds of solid undead flesh sitting on the small of his back, pinning him in place.

"Knew you'd be back, Xander. Smelled you out here before – all puffed up and jealous." Grinding his cock into the crease of the ass beneath him, Angel whispered, "Gonna take you boy – ride your ass until you scream for mercy."

"The c-c-curse," the boy stammered.

"You think you can make me perfectly happy? You get to try, anyway."