Xiao Tanaka: YEY New Chapter
Goofy: Is that a good thing?
Xiao Tanaka: Yep
Donald: What's going on?
Sora: Yeah, I was trying to sleep
Donald: But it's 7:00 pm?
Sora: I can be lazy if I want too!
Xiao Tanaka: I'm sooooooooooooooo Happy!
Donald: Why?
Xiao Tanaka: Just because; Ok I need to make an anncosement (Darn spelling)
Sora: Sounds like trouble
Goofy: Sounds ok
Xiao Tanaka: Sora-Oathkeeper-Oblivion, Thank you sooooo much for reviewing my story, I'm glad you liked it and likewise with the Donald Song. I'm also hope this new chappie shall live up to the preivous one, thank you, thank you and thank you again . (Thanks for saying you like my comedy)
Donald: S/he liked that song! Its an insult to me!
Xiao Tanaka: But its the truth...
Donald: I hate you!
Xiao Tanaka: Don't hate me! Hate the game people who make you week in Kingdom Hearts
Donald: Whatever! (Walks off)
Xiao Tanaka: Sora, you do the Disclaimer
Sora: Ok! Xiao Tanaka does not own Kingdom Hearts; It belongs to SqureEnix/Soft and Disney, She also does not own any Charaters in the story , also its rated PG, so thats good
Goofy: Well be'd better get on with this
Sora: Ok
The Kingdom Hearts Chronicles
Adventure in Alantica
Written By Xiao Tanaka And Meeko
Key
"Speaking"
Narrator/Narrator
Thinking
So the happy-chappies headed off to the Next world
Sora peered out the window and stared at the world; It looked like a giant fish bowl, "Donald, how are you going to land this thing on the roof?", asked Sora
"Don't worry my magic will fix this", Donald replied
POOF! They appear in the underwater world. Sora looked at Donald and glared
"What?", asked Donald, puzzeled by Sora's odd behaviour
Then without warning Sora started to laugh at Donald, in a rude manner
"Donald", Goofy started, "I don't know how to say this but--but--You're a---"
"A ROCK!", Laughed Sora
Donald starteledly looked at himself and by jove! They were right he was a rock, he then looked at Sora and replied in a snobby way, "That is not your place to say seeing as your a sponge"
Sora froze and just like Donald, he looked at himself and yes it was true he was a sponge. At this Goofy started to laugh
"Stop it your none the better you leech you!", snapped Donald at Goofy
As his friends had done before, Goofy saw that he was indeed a leech
"Donald...Fix This Now!", Shouted Sora and then whispered sliently, "I'm scared Goofy will get thirsty"
Donald then casted another spell and in another POOF they we're back to semi-normal
"That's better", smiled Sora and contiuned saying, "I'm a--"
"MERMAN", laughed Donald
Sora shot a glare at Donald, "Yeah well you're a squid, so shut it!"
"Hey whats that over there?", Goofy pointed out
A Mermaid came swimming there way, closely followed by a crab and fish
Sora grinned, "High ho silver and away!", he paused and thought a bit, "Oh wait, that's not right heheheh", he turned to the Mermaid and said in his hyper manner, "HI I'M SORA"
The Mermaid smiled and said graceously, "Hello, my names Ariel, this-", she then pointed to the Crab, "Is Sebastian", She finished
"I can do my own introduction!", snapped Sebastian
"And he's", contiuned Ariel and pointed to the fish, "Is Flounder"
Donald, whom had mis-herd her reapted, "Flubber?"
"No silly, Flounder", laughted Ariel
"Anyway err-", started Sora, but then Ariel let out a cry of, "Look evil creatures!", and then she and he fish friends swam away
Sora rolled his eyes at the Monsters then said, "Bibbity Bobbity Boo, away you go!", and made all the Monsters disappear
"They're gone", sighed Donald ,"And that things coming back", he finished
"It's a Mermaid", Goofy corrected then contiuned annoyedly, "Let me guess your gonna throw me away for some Mermaid", and carries on, he didn't notice that the others were swimming away until they had all gone, "Well I just guess I'll hide in this rock", Goofy sighed and did so but for some reason the rock starts swimming after Sora and Co.
Meanwhile Sora and Co are at the Castle and are before King Triton
"Thank goodness you're safe!", cried King Triton
"Ahem", started Sebastian, "You swim before the ruler of the sea's, His majesty King--", but then he got interupted by King Triton
"Shut up!", snarreled King Triton at the crab (A/N: Poor Sebastian), then countiued, " I don't care, but those creatures...I will not tolerate them in my kingdom, Ariel you know it's dangerous, so you still leave the palce, just stay here!"
"It's not her fault…", mummbled Flounder
The King glared at everyone, "I don't care! Ariel, your staying here!"
Ariel turned away and whispered to herself, "You can't keep me in..."
Then Goofy appeared from no-where and said foolishly, "We're looking for a Keyhole"
"Idiot!", shouted Sora and Donald together
"I don't know of such thing! Ariel you are not leaving the place!", The King thundered and then pointed to Goofy, "And you shall be executed!"
"What did I do?", asked Goofy
"Guards seize him!", roared King Triton
Goofy then hid in his Shell (A/N: Oops forgot to tell eariler that he's a turtel, but you must know already so oh well) as the guards took him away
But the others decied to swim off and left poor Goofy to fight his own battles. They all head (Except Goofy) to Ariel's Grotto. No not Santa's, there they found out the need a symbol to put in a rock thing, Ariel think she knew were it was and told them they need to look for the Dolphin.
"We're looking for a Dolphin", repeated Sora
"Why?", asked Donald
"Don't argue with me or you'll join Goofy!", snapped Sora, bitterly
Ariel then pointed and said, "Hey look it's the dolphin!"
"After it!", exclaimed Donald
"Oh Thank-you Captain Obvious!", Sora said, sarcastily
Ariel rolled her eyes, "Come on; look it's leading us somewhere"
"Oh stupid dolphin!", moaned Sora, "It lead us into monster vile!"
They all groaned as they fought the monsters
"When will--", Sora started
"It end", finished Donald
Ariel sighed, "Come on we're done, grab onto the Dolphin"
The Dolphin started to swim are confuseingly
"WEEEEEEEEEE!", Sora exclaimed, "This is fun!"
Meanwhile Goofy is trying not to get his head chopped of;
They go to grab his head,
Goofy hides his head,
They go to grab his head,
Goofy hides his head, and so on
"I could do this all day", smirked Goofy
In the mean time The Fishy Gang (Sora, Donald and Ariel) arrived at the Sunken Ship
"I don't have a good feeling about this…", gluped Donald
They the entered the Ship itself and Sora shouted with some excitement, "Hey look; A chest"
Ariel gave Donald an uncomfortable look, "Donald, I know you are scared but stop breathing so loudly..."
"That's not me..."
They all froze and slowly looked behind then and there was a Shark...A SHARK!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!", They all screamed at once and started to swim away, Sora just managed to get the Symbol they needed before hand
The Shark grinned evilliy, "Hello I feeel peckish!"
"Not you! Run guys!", cried Ariel
"Do you know what I think", commented Donald
"No and I don't want to!", exclaimed Sora
Donald igored what Sora just said and contiued, "Beat up the shark!"
"Well…", Sora said
"Well what?", asked Donald
"Well go ahead! You anit getting me to go near it!", snapped Sora
Donald rolled his eyes and started to push the un-willing Sora over towards the Shark, "OH SHIT, I THINK ITS MAD!", cried Sora
"Hit it, hit it!", Donald yelled
"Really you think?", moaned Sora
Ariel who had been attacking the Shark for sometime stopped and looked at them, "Am I the only one actually doing anything at all!", she complained
The Shark had now sat down and was reading a paper
"Sora! He's gonna kill me!", screeched Donald
"No, I'll kill you if you don't start attacking him!", ordered Sora
The Shark looked up at them, "Will somebody do something?"
At which everyone replied, "SHUT UP!"
Donald started attacking but this was only so the Shark can't eat him, Meanwhile back at the palce, Sebastian was trying to save Goofy
"Ahh you don't have to", Goofy said
"Yes I do!", snapped Sebastian, "I need someone who can swim fast", which then he started to blush, "I'm slow", he finished
Back with Sora and co the Shark had swam away, "Is that it? Have I killed that big ugly bastard!", Sora asked
"So let's get back and put that thing in the rock", Ariel suggested, and so they when back to the Grotto but found out the King was there...
"Ariel!", boomed the King, "You disobeyed me again for that you must learn your lesson!", and with that he blew up the Symbol
"After all the trouble of getting the bloody thing", mummbled Donald
The King then left. A little while later Sora finds himself talking to the King alone, Ariel had gone off upset
"I know you're from another world and you're coming here is going to let those things in, so be gone and take that bastard key with you!", thundered King Triton
"But--", protested Sora, but the King had already left
Meanwhile a small voice echoed out, "Hello? Hello? Help, I escaped, help, Hello help!"
Sebastian then interuppted him, "Shut up! If the King hears you I'm going be breakfast and you will personally see to your death!"
"Should we find Sora?", asked Goofy
"What!", exclaimed Sebastian, "That stupid boy"
Goofy gasped in shock at this and then said, "He's not stupid he can add up 2+2!"
"I can too!", replied Sebastian
Goofy then bowed to Sebastian and said, "All hail, King Sebastian"
Meanwhile, Donald was waiting for Sora to come back from the Castle
"I'm scared but I'm in the ocean, I'm safe what could go wrong?", Donald said scaredly to himself, unknown to him a fish swam by, "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!", he cried in surpirse, he pauseed then spoke to himself again, "Get a hold of yourself I'm all alone nothing can go wrong!"
Sora swam up behind Donald, "Donald!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!", Donald cried out
"Donald get a hold of yourself man! We have to get to the Castle now! Something's happened", Sora exclaimed
Donald followed Sora as they swam off, "So what happened?", he asked
"I'll tell you on the way", Sora said
It turns out Ursula had used Ariel to break into the palce while the others we're else were, and steals the trident and now gains power over the sea
"Ursula, I didn't want this, stop!", Ariel cried
Ursula smiled wickedly at Ariel and said, "My dear, you never get what you want"
Donald and Sora appeared, "Stop right there!", Sora ordered
Goofy swam over to them calling out, "Wait for me those guards are a pig to get by!"
"Too late dears I have the tridant and the keyhole", gloated Ursula, then her Eels told her she didn't have the Keyhole and she disappeared
"After her!", shouted Donald
Ariel swam infront of the Trio, "Take me with you I started this mess I want to help fix it and your not stopping me!"
"Fine but we are not taking her home!", stated Donald
Sora looked at Donald and gave him huge puppy-dog eyes
Donald just stared at him, "My heart is to cold it won't work!"
So they headed off as they left they could hear the King's voice saying, " Ursula's cauldron is her weakness strike it with magic", and with that in there minds they headed off
"We need that dolphin", said Ariel
Sora then saw it, "There it is"
"Latch on!", Donald said and they did but soon they came to a well known place, "Oh no! Not this place again"
A/N: Oh if you don't know, There back at the Sunken Ship :D
Sora grinned, "Oh yes this place...Let's go kick that sharks butt!", as the Shark started to swim towards them
"Nice Sharky", Donald said shakeily
The shark took one look at Donald and dropped down dead
"Wow", mummbled Donald, Sora then started to laugh, "What?", Donald asked
Sora regained himself, "N-nothing"
A/N: Hehehe be you're wonder how the Shark died right? Well it's because the Shark was scared to death because of how ugly he thinks Donald is
"I'm scared of going to Ursula", shivered Ariel
"Well there's her house", pointed out Donald
"Let's go kick her bitchy butt!", exclaimed Sora
So in they went, they soon found Ursula in her room
"Come out you can't run!", Donald shouted at her
"Your time has come!", Sebastian said joining in (A/N: Where'd Sebastian come from?)
Ursula gave the two of them a dirty, evil look/glare
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!", screamed Donald and Sebastian
"There's no escape!", hissed the Eels
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!", laughed Ursula at the good guys
"Get the cauldron!", Sora ordered his friends
"Why?", asked Donald
Sora rolled his eyes, "It's her weekness!"
Ariel then started to slap the hell out of Ursula, Merlin then appeared and throws a potion to Sora
Sora blinked, "What the heck?...Oh well", Sora sighed and threw the potion at Ursula
"AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEE!", scremed Ursula as she died all dramaticly
They good guys then left Ursula's lair, "We made it!", cried Sora
"I made it", Ariel cried, happily
"I MADE IT!", exclaimed Donald, in his own joy
"Her precious Eels... I hope they die with her!", hissed Sora
Donald froze and looked at his tentacles, he only had 4 out of the 6 he orginaly had, "Aw Phooey!", he shouted
"What now?", asked Sora
"I left some of my tenticles there", replied Donald
Sora blinked at him, "How could you do that?"
"Erm my magic wore out and I'm starting to drown!", Donald exclaimed
Sora rolled his eyes, "Go get them if you want them", Donald started to change colours
"I'll get them...", sighed Ariel
"I'm still drowning", gasped Donald
(5 Minutes later)
Ariel soon came back holding Donald's missing tenicles, "I got them?", she said as she rejoined the group
"Donald's dead!", Sora cried out in shock
Suddenly Donald started to laugh at them, "Hahahahahhahahahahahahaahha I fooled you all I can still breathe!"
Sora glared at him, "See ya...asshole"
Donald then froze and said sharply, "Ohdam! I can't breath!"
"I've heard that one before!", snorted Sora, he didn't seem to care that Donald was changing colour again
(4 miuntes later)
"Was he kidding?", Sora finally asked
Ariel shurgged, "Oh well, he's only Shark bait now", and they swam off
(8 minutes later)
Sora paused, "Hey? Where's Goofy?"
Meanwhile Goofy was lost, "Where am I? Hmmm what's this? A dead duck?", Else where the other (Sora and Ariel) had found a new area, but then Ursula appear she proceed to make herself bigger, "The Bitch is back!", she shouted out
"She's not kidding", mummbled Sora
Suddenly...Donald appeared! "I'm Baaaaaaaaak!", he said but then noticed Ursula, "Holy Shit! So is she!", he cried out in shock
Sora groaned, "How did you get back?"
"Goofy found me dead, thanks to you!", Donald snorted, "And he healed me"
Sora glared at Donald, "Well I can't help it if you play dead!", he snapped
"Hello? Get back to me please!", inturrupted Ursula
"Attention Hogger!", said Donald
"Go for her face!", Ariel called out
"Long battle ahead of me then", sighed Sora
Ariel sighed sharing his saddness, "I know it's going to be horrible staring into her fat ugly mug but we have too"
Merlin suddenly appeared, he handed a knife to Sora and then disappeared
"What the fuck am I mean't to do with this!", exclaimed Sora, and threw the knife over his shoulder and it hit Ursula in the eye
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!", screamed Ursula and then she died
They take the tridant back to the King and he tells them where the Keyhole is…In Ariel's Grotto. They seal the lock and it's time to leave, WhenSora andDonaldget to they're ship, Goofy's already there
"Well we've done it", sighed Sora as he entered
Goofy looked at them, "Hi guys"
"Where were you when we need you?", asked Sora
"I know were he was!", Donald said
Goofy gave Donald a cocky look and said, "Ok were was I, smarty pants"
"At the Football Picth", replied Donald
Before Sora could say, 'What are you on about?' when a voice hang out, "I'll get you!"
Donald blinked before asking, "Didn't we kill him?"
"Yes", Sora replied
"So what was that?"
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
End of The Kingdom Hearts Chronicles: Adventure in Alantica
Sora: Cool! I rocked in this
Donald: You tried to kill me!
Xiao Tanaka: I could't resit! I'm sorry!
Goofy: I nearly got killed too, ya know
Donald: Yeah!
Sora: (Rams head againest a wall) You guys are all morons
Xiao Tanaka/Donald/Goofy: HEY!
Sora: Sorry
Xiao Tanaka: (Ahem) Read and Review but thats only if you want too, I'm not forcing you unlike someone (Looks at Donald)
Donald: Don't look at me!
Xiao Tanaka: We'd better end this now or the Readers will get bored
Goofy: Readers!
Xiao Tanaka: Yes..this is a Fan-Fic after all
Donald: Hmm does this mean they can read what we say and do?
Xiao Tanaka: Yep, you've got it Donald
Goofy: (Starts waving) Hello Readers
Sora: Oh boy...
Xiao Tanaka: Yes well let's end this, Catch ya later . (Walks off)
Sora: Bye (walks off)
Goofy: Ummm?
Donald: Well!
Goofy: Buh Bye (Walks off)
Donald: We'll see you later in the most misrible fanfic EVER! And next time we are going to Halloween Town, see ya then (Follows Xiao Tanaka, Sora and Goofy)